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Tweets on 2010-03-09

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Doo Doo! RT @calamusroot Last paragraph of Kaku's Wikipedia entry has me DYING OF THE FAIL. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michio_Kaku #
After reading Kaku's "HyperSpace," @revertstar, realized high-level science+math totally meshes w/mystical religions http://bit.ly/c2xGa0 #
Just returned from walk-in clinic. Bad news: kidneys+bladder r horrifically infected. Good news: my antibiotic slows down anthrax. #
NYCers who have urgent but not ER-worthy issues I rec. Duane Reade Walk-In Care: http://bit.ly/aIlt9U I saw Dr&filled prescription in <20min #
If you're uninsured *raises hand*, seeing a Dr. at Duane Reade Walk-In Clinic is only $135 and the doctor doesn't rush at all. #
@sensible who knew I would ever consider giving anthrax a high-five? And thank you for your well-wishes! in reply to sensible #
About 2go in a dark room, sob quietly on the couch, @siniful. My infection is much better than this morning. When I wanted to commit seppaku #
gawd this UTI sucks balls @misscalico! I didn't get any painkillers, too poor. Dr. gave me only basics *I'm playing world's smallest violin* #
Cipro sounds goddamn scary @Jaspamaster. Pops tendons? Slows anthrax? All the good bacteria in my system is gasping at me: "Et tu, Brute?" #
I'm paranoid, @siniful, of ice pack giving me severe frostbite on my cooch (like this guy's nose): http://bit.ly/arQtDB I'm so melodramatic! #
thnx @Rikakulon. UTI's seem to be bane of every woman's existence. I read this on web: taking alka seltzer at 1st sign of UTI may cure it? #
@goodnighthorse oh, poor poor Portia! @HottieMcSpanky's job is to give me hugs and buy me cranberry juice! in reply to goodnighthorse #
good tip @Babecakes, 2 pee after sex 2prevent UTIs. I'm loving all these tips! Alka seltzer…pee after sex…orange-pee pills… #
Yes, I am being told that cranberry juice totally beats up UTI's, @eltercerojo. Thnx for tip that daily glass is great prevention! #
hey dapper anachronists – March 14, dinner+drinks at China 1 w/1920's Shangahi Jazz? http://bit.ly/9PD9Hi #

Tweets on 2010-03-08

@misscalico fear not! @HottieMcSpanky agreed that my job is2 continue embarrassing him w/lurid details of our going-ons in reply to misscalico #
@misscalico since I watched Chapelle show again, I keep using "skeet" instead in reply to misscalico #
Our vanilla neighbors think we're into equestrian sports + cooking! RT @HottieMcSpanky Spanking implements make great wall decoration #
@goodnighthorse (because she's fit and super gorgeous) <– just reminding you! in reply to goodnighthorse #
so, @HottieMcSpanky tells me to "think very hard about wat bad girls get" because I'm getting it 2nite. #
Despite giving vigorous hand spankings last nite, my right hand looked fine. #
Scratch that. I see broken blood vessels all over my palm. Oh, and perhaps the hand is kinda swollen. Like a bear paw. #
#McSpanky discovered that if I lay on my side, but he schtups me as if I'm on my back, he loses his mind. In (good) caveman way #
@siniful for more (mathematical) musings of symbols in Alice in Wonderland, I like Michio Kaku's "Hyperspace" http://bit.ly/c2xGa0 #
that book turned me from atheist to God-ist. Btw, I'm in love w/cute girls who read science books RT @siniful http://twitpic.com/17erh4 #

Tweets on 2010-03-07

Hmm. Today, #McSpanky and #MrWords meet. At a spanking house party. Where my boobs will be hanging out. #
#McSpanky (trying) to moonwalk as I put #MJ's "Smooth Criminal" on the spanking party playlist. #
Wearing pigtails. Hell yea. #
Spanking party – total and utter WIN. So much fun + debauchery. jesus #
thx to @Rikakulon, @melaniezoey, #MrWords, #McSpanky and other friends for such a delish party. And when I say delish, I mean D-E-L-I-S-H #
Dancing in white cotton panties+bare boobs. #McSpanky watches me twirl2 Belinda Carlisle's "Heaven on Earth" ? http://blip.fm/~mfbe5 #
no boob spanking @masterslaves – just boob fondling. omg, gorgeous tits in my face all night long *drool* #
@KeepWerking I'll b sure to make #McSpanky to watch it. Although his moonwalk is FIERCE in reply to KeepWerking #
Guess who is FINALLY tweeting? Yep, #McSpanky: RT @HottieMcSpanky By the way, @avatarkoo twisted my arm to get on Twitter. #
@Luvzlife unfortunately no shooting range…yet in reply to Luvzlife #
@siniful thnx babe! Pigtails are my fave hairstyle – gets your hair out of the way and still look like jailbait. in reply to siniful #

Tweets on 2010-03-05

I like women's scents on men, @writingdirty. Current fave: Philosophy Pure Grace (smells like fresh laundry+soap) http://bit.ly/cheDLL #

Tweets on 2010-03-04

#McSpanky has been aggressively refinishing/sanding floors. Afraid 2take off panties, lest I get sawdust in my cooch #
RT @AliceSinAerie @MollyRen: Secret of a happy marriage? The wife should be 27% smarter than her husband http://bit.ly/curnAv #
Smokin' the new tobacco pipe #McSpanky got me for xmas. He's sitting across from me, smoking his pipe. We look like watson + holmes. #
I use those long BBQ lighters w/my pipe b/c i'm scared of fire. #McSpanky horrified. Thinks I look like crackhead #
@wendyblackheart I kno, I kno – but I just have a great fear of fire. I kno, I kno – isn't a pipe like a smokin' fire right by my face?! in reply to wendyblackheart #
well, these pipes aren't for smokin' the happy smoke, @sladkydevotchka – these pipes are wooden and made solely 4smokin' the tobaccy smoke #
@patrickmj I'm Holmes and he's Watson. Because I randomly decree it that way (#McSpanky would no doubt say he's Holmes+I'm the slave wench) in reply to patrickmj #
I wanna do my own #vajazzle, @phenofawn. Like, put Swarovski crystals and glitter right on my cooch. #McSpanky will have a sparkly wand! #

Tweets on 2010-03-04

#McSpanky has been aggressively refinishing/sanding floors. Afraid 2take off panties, lest I get sawdust in my cooch #
RT @AliceSinAerie @MollyRen: Secret of a happy marriage? The wife should be 27% smarter than her husband http://bit.ly/curnAv #
Smokin' the new tobacco pipe #McSpanky got me for xmas. He's sitting across from me, smoking his pipe. We look like watson + holmes. #
I use those long BBQ lighters w/my pipe b/c i'm scared of fire. #McSpanky horrified. Thinks I look like crackhead #
@wendyblackheart I kno, I kno – but I just have a great fear of fire. I kno, I kno – isn't a pipe like a smokin' fire right by my face?! in reply to wendyblackheart #
well, these pipes aren't for smokin' the happy smoke, @sladkydevotchka – these pipes are wooden and made solely 4smokin' the tobaccy smoke #
@patrickmj I'm Holmes and he's Watson. Because I randomly decree it that way (#McSpanky would no doubt say he's Holmes+I'm the slave wench) in reply to patrickmj #
I wanna do my own #vajazzle, @phenofawn. Like, put Swarovski crystals and glitter right on my cooch. #McSpanky will have a sparkly wand! #

Tweets on 2010-03-03

I'm such a sucker 4any site that sells handmade art, like this "Snow Walk" print: http://bit.ly/aZxoq1 b/c I (via MUGuide) #
friend emails me @DrWicked's "Write or Die" App: http://bit.ly/a3dd0C 'cause negative reinforcement works disgustingly well on me. Shite #
#vajazzle is deceptive name, @AliceSinAerie @mollena! When @lemonyhead told me abt it, I googled it, hoping to find sparkly vagina lips #
@MiaOnTop there's a Korin knife sharpening VIDEO?! omg – I can almost hear him jizz right now… in reply to MiaOnTop #

Tweets on 2010-03-02

@MiaOnTop wat is it with men and sharp, pointy objects?! "Hey, this is sharp enough to cut off my penis – I GOTTA HAVE IT!" in reply to MiaOnTop #
@wilhelminawang my friend @melaniezoey was part of Nice Jewish Girls in CRAZYKINKYPURIM: http://fetlife.com/events/11610 in reply to wilhelminawang #
@writingdirty I'll pre-register for #sexgeekcamp in reply to writingdirty #
RT @viviane212 @selinafire #DOWF recovery: how do you get back on the dick when you've just ridden a sybian?#dowf10 #
Why is it only 11am? RT @cowhateration RT @Yelp Drinks! week started YESTERDAY! 50% off bevvies in 11 cities http://bit.ly/cIszxc #
My inner science geek= "!" Outer chicken little= "fuck" RT @GuyKawasaki NASA: Chilean Earthquake shifted Earth’s axis http://is.gd/9vdin #
in discussion of gender+sex+ politics, @ablacksheepboi's "anxious hegemony" = my new fave word: http://bit.ly/ai7JOs (via @dapperQ) #

Tweets on 2010-03-01

Reading Thich Nhat Hanh's book "Anger." I'm only at intro + already learned so much. #
By pg. 11 of Hanh's "Anger" I have tears in my eyes. Now deeply desiring 2go2 Buddhist retreat + learn mindfulness #
At Korin – new Japanese knife shop in Tribeca. An old Japanese man does stone knife sharpening, too. #McSpanky is ready to blow his wad #

Tweets on 2010-02-28

@sladkydevotchka yea! let's all get vajazzled 2gether! in reply to sladkydevotchka #
u kno where I'm going 2nite? KRAZYKINKYPURIM at The Delancy, co-hosted by nice Jewish girl @melaniezoey +her crew http://bit.ly/a3RHM9 #
@mfeige I love Rie – I wish I had a blue fuckin' bob and red eyes… in reply to mfeige #
#McSpanky is coming too – wearing tight-ass black pants. As in, his junk +sugar lumps r totally poppin' *meow* #
Sitting w/#McSpanky + @writingdirty + @gooselives. At CRAZYKINKYPURIM #