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Tweets on 2010-08-28

In Birmingham, MI. It's not far from Detroit but it's a world away – some streets in Birmingham remind me of shishipoopoo areas of Hamptons #

Tweets on 2010-08-28

In Birmingham, MI. It's not far from Detroit but it's a world away – some streets in Birmingham remind me of shishipoopoo areas of Hamptons #

Tweets on 2010-08-27

On I-80 West, on my way to Michigan. To meet #McSpanky #039;s family. I'm wearin' black leopard print stockings + Minx nails #EastCoastrepresent #
Hollaring "let's whip it baby, whip it all night!" and shakin' my milkshake. While field after field of corn blur past the car windows… #
Just passed under a road called "Fangboner." Now I know wat to name my future doggie. #
How I know I'm in Detroit area: boarded up houses, everywhere. #
About to pass 8mile road in Detroit. Now I wish I saw the Eminem movie. #
Surprisingly, #McSpanky #039;s family didn't give us separate bedrooms. Niiiiice. #

Tweets on 2010-08-27

On I-80 West, on my way to Michigan. To meet #McSpanky #039;s family. I'm wearin' black leopard print stockings + Minx nails #EastCoastrepresent #
Hollaring "let's whip it baby, whip it all night!" and shakin' my milkshake. While field after field of corn blur past the car windows… #
Just passed under a road called "Fangboner." Now I know wat to name my future doggie. #
How I know I'm in Detroit area: boarded up houses, everywhere. #
About to pass 8mile road in Detroit. Now I wish I saw the Eminem movie. #
Surprisingly, #McSpanky #039;s family didn't give us separate bedrooms. Niiiiice. #

Tweets on 2010-08-24

@MaryJaneDroski I say I'm a switch simply b/c I've experienced both sides (not b/c I know). But honestly, I think I'm just a regular girl. in reply to MaryJaneDroski #
@AliceSinAerie Baby news – CONGRATULATIONS! in reply to AliceSinAerie #
@wilhelminawang what do you see as the Asian idealized standard of beauty? in reply to wilhelminawang #
@siniful wat is the Filipino version of #IdealizedAsianBeauty cc: @wilhelminawang in reply to siniful #
@siniful what does "not Chinese-looking" mean? Can u link to a Filipina celebrity who is considered #IdealizedAsianBeauty ? in reply to siniful #
@MaryJaneDroski aww, thnx luv! But really – don't be in a rush to "KNOW" Finding out your preferences is the FUN part! in reply to MaryJaneDroski #
@wilhelminawang @siniful seems thin&pale = constants in #IdealizedAsianBeauty Korean pop group Girls Generation [PIC] http://bit.ly/9vvKRI in reply to wilhelminawang #
@siniful @wilhelminawang Korean #AsianIdealizedBeauty is stringent. They want oval faces that are "smaller than a CD": http://bit.ly/aQ4LSl in reply to siniful #
@wilhelminawang I KNOW! We have to meet at least once, no?! Will you be around for the NYC Sex Blogger Calendar party? in reply to wilhelminawang #
@wilhelminawang here is a link to another article about the "face smaller than CD" #IdealizedAsianBeauty http://bit.ly/c5pexz in reply to wilhelminawang #
@wilhelminawang @siniful in Korea, there is this new thing where girls need "S-line": at last B-cup boobs+nice booty #idealizedasianbeauty in reply to wilhelminawang #
@wilhelminawang Yes! Stay until the NYC Sex Blogger Calendar Party! in reply to wilhelminawang #
@wilhelminawang @MollyRen @siniful #idealizedAsianBeauty seems concerned w/"European vs. 'old-school' Asian." Refined vs. "country bumpkin" in reply to wilhelminawang #
@siniful @wilhelminawang my cousin's bf is pinoy + darkest person in his family. They give him hard, hard time about it, like he's less-than in reply to siniful #
@MollyRen @siniful @wilhelminawang model Go Ara is considered gold-standard of (CD-face) Korean #IdealizedAsianBeauty http://bit.ly/d5j6B6 in reply to MollyRen #
@kimmiecakes @wilhelminawang @siniful I feel lucky to live in America, away from conformist+perfectionist #IdealizedAsianBeauty of Korea! in reply to kimmiecakes #
@siniful @wilhelminawang @kimmiecakes did ur older female family use skin whiteners? #IdealizedAsianBeauty seems to dislike freckles+spots! in reply to siniful #
@wilhelminawang when I studied in Seoul, even strangers came up to me to implore me to "lose weight" I was size 6 #IdealizedAsianBeauty in reply to wilhelminawang #
@MollyRen @siniful bingo. In Korea, speaking accentless English=status-symbol "Western Schools Sprout in South Korea" http://nyti.ms/aDuBIu in reply to MollyRen #
@wilhelminawang @siniful Americans don't realize that #IdealizedAsianBeauty thinks size 0-2 is "average" & size 4 = skip dinner tonight in reply to wilhelminawang #
@siniful @wilhelminawang While I was in Tokyo, being "gaijin" = u can be heavier. But Seoul = everyone must be THIN (including Westerners) in reply to siniful #
@viviane212 @wilheminawang I saw b/w pic of my grandma, a great beauty in her day: skin so WHITE, so SPOTLESS, she looks like marble statue in reply to viviane212 #
@wilhelminawang well, being young white gaijin in Tokyo is fun (everyone wants to be your friend). Being Asian-American is next in hierarchy in reply to wilhelminawang #
@wilhelminawang …I think being black was also considered "cool" in Tokyo. Not cool: dark-skinned Asian. They were bottom of hierarchy in reply to wilhelminawang #
@siniful @viviane212 my mom is depressed about my freckles. She even complained to #McSpanky about 'em (like HE could do something about it) in reply to siniful #
@writingdirty omg. if you open clinic for large boob, chubby Asian chicks – you may conquer Manchuria in one fell swoop (they're big-boned) in reply to writingdirty #
those who would like to join convo about the conformist/perfectionistic standards of Asian female beauty, check out #IdealizedAsianBeauty #
co-worker brought in scale so people can publicly weigh themselves, then announce their weight loss goals for next month's weigh-in. #
Dear American co-workers: doing a public weigh-in at a JAPANESE company doesn't impress your conservative, private Japanese co-workers. #
@MollyRen @EssinEm @lisettebelow considering how many peeps r sensitive about their weight, these co-workers totally fucked up in reply to MollyRen #
@lemonyhead I find that discussing body weight at work is really uncouth. Like discussing your salary at work. in reply to lemonyhead #
@goodnighthorse one man's quest to re-connect with Bigfood: [ARTICLE] http://bit.ly/aXBXFa in reply to goodnighthorse #
@goodnighthorse Bigfood? Bigfoot. Freudian slip… in reply to goodnighthorse #
@hugoschwyzer Are you drinking green smoothies? <- may help you stop drinking Diet Coke + coffee in reply to hugoschwyzer #
@netflix "Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles" was also cancelled too soon. I'd probably cut off my pinky finger tip to get a Season 3 #
@Mollena perhaps your sudden anti-socialness is actually recharge time? Are u an introvert and/or HSP (Highly-Sensitive Person)? in reply to Mollena #
@Mollena ah, how about this type of HSP (Highly Sensitive Person): http://www.hsperson.com/pages/1May06.htm in reply to Mollena #

Tweets on 2010-08-24

@MaryJaneDroski I say I'm a switch simply b/c I've experienced both sides (not b/c I know). But honestly, I think I'm just a regular girl. in reply to MaryJaneDroski #
@AliceSinAerie Baby news – CONGRATULATIONS! in reply to AliceSinAerie #
@wilhelminawang what do you see as the Asian idealized standard of beauty? in reply to wilhelminawang #
@siniful wat is the Filipino version of #IdealizedAsianBeauty cc: @wilhelminawang in reply to siniful #
@siniful what does "not Chinese-looking" mean? Can u link to a Filipina celebrity who is considered #IdealizedAsianBeauty ? in reply to siniful #
@MaryJaneDroski aww, thnx luv! But really – don't be in a rush to "KNOW" Finding out your preferences is the FUN part! in reply to MaryJaneDroski #
@wilhelminawang @siniful seems thin&pale = constants in #IdealizedAsianBeauty Korean pop group Girls Generation [PIC] http://bit.ly/9vvKRI in reply to wilhelminawang #
@siniful @wilhelminawang Korean #AsianIdealizedBeauty is stringent. They want oval faces that are "smaller than a CD": http://bit.ly/aQ4LSl in reply to siniful #
@wilhelminawang I KNOW! We have to meet at least once, no?! Will you be around for the NYC Sex Blogger Calendar party? in reply to wilhelminawang #
@wilhelminawang here is a link to another article about the "face smaller than CD" #IdealizedAsianBeauty http://bit.ly/c5pexz in reply to wilhelminawang #
@wilhelminawang @siniful in Korea, there is this new thing where girls need "S-line": at last B-cup boobs+nice booty #idealizedasianbeauty in reply to wilhelminawang #
@wilhelminawang Yes! Stay until the NYC Sex Blogger Calendar Party! in reply to wilhelminawang #
@wilhelminawang @MollyRen @siniful #idealizedAsianBeauty seems concerned w/"European vs. 'old-school' Asian." Refined vs. "country bumpkin" in reply to wilhelminawang #
@siniful @wilhelminawang my cousin's bf is pinoy + darkest person in his family. They give him hard, hard time about it, like he's less-than in reply to siniful #
@MollyRen @siniful @wilhelminawang model Go Ara is considered gold-standard of (CD-face) Korean #IdealizedAsianBeauty http://bit.ly/d5j6B6 in reply to MollyRen #
@kimmiecakes @wilhelminawang @siniful I feel lucky to live in America, away from conformist+perfectionist #IdealizedAsianBeauty of Korea! in reply to kimmiecakes #
@siniful @wilhelminawang @kimmiecakes did ur older female family use skin whiteners? #IdealizedAsianBeauty seems to dislike freckles+spots! in reply to siniful #
@wilhelminawang when I studied in Seoul, even strangers came up to me to implore me to "lose weight" I was size 6 #IdealizedAsianBeauty in reply to wilhelminawang #
@MollyRen @siniful bingo. In Korea, speaking accentless English=status-symbol "Western Schools Sprout in South Korea" http://nyti.ms/aDuBIu in reply to MollyRen #
@wilhelminawang @siniful Americans don't realize that #IdealizedAsianBeauty thinks size 0-2 is "average" & size 4 = skip dinner tonight in reply to wilhelminawang #
@siniful @wilhelminawang While I was in Tokyo, being "gaijin" = u can be heavier. But Seoul = everyone must be THIN (including Westerners) in reply to siniful #
@viviane212 @wilheminawang I saw b/w pic of my grandma, a great beauty in her day: skin so WHITE, so SPOTLESS, she looks like marble statue in reply to viviane212 #
@wilhelminawang well, being young white gaijin in Tokyo is fun (everyone wants to be your friend). Being Asian-American is next in hierarchy in reply to wilhelminawang #
@wilhelminawang …I think being black was also considered "cool" in Tokyo. Not cool: dark-skinned Asian. They were bottom of hierarchy in reply to wilhelminawang #
@siniful @viviane212 my mom is depressed about my freckles. She even complained to #McSpanky about 'em (like HE could do something about it) in reply to siniful #
@writingdirty omg. if you open clinic for large boob, chubby Asian chicks – you may conquer Manchuria in one fell swoop (they're big-boned) in reply to writingdirty #
those who would like to join convo about the conformist/perfectionistic standards of Asian female beauty, check out #IdealizedAsianBeauty #
co-worker brought in scale so people can publicly weigh themselves, then announce their weight loss goals for next month's weigh-in. #
Dear American co-workers: doing a public weigh-in at a JAPANESE company doesn't impress your conservative, private Japanese co-workers. #
@MollyRen @EssinEm @lisettebelow considering how many peeps r sensitive about their weight, these co-workers totally fucked up in reply to MollyRen #
@lemonyhead I find that discussing body weight at work is really uncouth. Like discussing your salary at work. in reply to lemonyhead #
@goodnighthorse one man's quest to re-connect with Bigfood: [ARTICLE] http://bit.ly/aXBXFa in reply to goodnighthorse #
@goodnighthorse Bigfood? Bigfoot. Freudian slip… in reply to goodnighthorse #
@hugoschwyzer Are you drinking green smoothies? <- may help you stop drinking Diet Coke + coffee in reply to hugoschwyzer #
@netflix "Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles" was also cancelled too soon. I'd probably cut off my pinky finger tip to get a Season 3 #
@Mollena perhaps your sudden anti-socialness is actually recharge time? Are u an introvert and/or HSP (Highly-Sensitive Person)? in reply to Mollena #
@Mollena ah, how about this type of HSP (Highly Sensitive Person): http://www.hsperson.com/pages/1May06.htm in reply to Mollena #

Tweets on 2010-08-23

Strange but true: a sport in UK where u stick a crazy ferret down ur pants and see how long u last http://bit.ly/d5gZc5 #
Great post – personal sexual identity in the context of a collective "queer" group RT @saynine: I’m Here, I’m Queer??? http://bit.ly/cY3Ujx #
@writingdirty welcome to ze club… in reply to writingdirty #
@MaryJaneDroski there ain't no shame in being unsure. Enjoy it – you can experiment to your heart's content. in reply to MaryJaneDroski #
#McSpanky has now worked 8 days in a row. He wakes up at 6am, comes home 12hrs later and falls into bed, exhausted #
Right now, #McSpanky #039;s having nightmares. He's jerking around the bed like an epileptic. #
I would wake #McSpanky up. But what if he accidentally smashes in my face, thinking I'm part of the nightmare? #

Tweets on 2010-08-23

Strange but true: a sport in UK where u stick a crazy ferret down ur pants and see how long u last http://bit.ly/d5gZc5 #
Great post – personal sexual identity in the context of a collective "queer" group RT @saynine: I’m Here, I’m Queer??? http://bit.ly/cY3Ujx #
@writingdirty welcome to ze club… in reply to writingdirty #
@MaryJaneDroski there ain't no shame in being unsure. Enjoy it – you can experiment to your heart's content. in reply to MaryJaneDroski #
#McSpanky has now worked 8 days in a row. He wakes up at 6am, comes home 12hrs later and falls into bed, exhausted #
Right now, #McSpanky #039;s having nightmares. He's jerking around the bed like an epileptic. #
I would wake #McSpanky up. But what if he accidentally smashes in my face, thinking I'm part of the nightmare? #

Tweets on 2010-08-21

@lemonyhead *hugs* packing is always an angst-y activity. Also, it shows u how much we DON'T really use. Which is depressing, too in reply to lemonyhead #
@desdemona I am slowly starting to insinuate that if he shaves part of his head, then I will suck his dick more often. in reply to desdemona #

Tweets on 2010-08-21

@lemonyhead *hugs* packing is always an angst-y activity. Also, it shows u how much we DON'T really use. Which is depressing, too in reply to lemonyhead #
@desdemona I am slowly starting to insinuate that if he shaves part of his head, then I will suck his dick more often. in reply to desdemona #