Tweets on 2009-12-29

December 29th, 2009

Recap of last nite w/#McSpanky: hard belt spanking (my ass + inner thighs), hard schtuppin', + $45 of Chinese takeout. I'm SORE, inside+out #
My ass flesh did regnerate nerves during #McSpanky's absence, @CTK1. After spanking, he had to load tons of aloe + ice on my poor flesh #
I was a total brat to #McSpanky last nite, @writingdirty. It took until this morning to "break" me back into bottom-mode again. #
#McSpanky: "who does ur ass belong to?" Me: "To me…OUCH! (heavy, disapproving spanking) ok, maybe u own my ass 50% of time…OW OW OW!" #
Sex is WEIRD, @sensible. Exchange of bodily fluids + squishy noises + contorted faces. Our biological drive makes us crave such things!? #
@danny_dickblood wat is lobster gravy? #
#McSpanky brought back candy cigarettes. Kids in midwest are given these things. Jesus, might as well give them candy crack pipes. #
Watching #McSpanky do push-ups on bedroom floor. He's in wifebeater+pj bottoms. Muscles popping out. DAYUM! #
#McSpanky is shocked that I can't do even ONE push-up. I'm like, wats the big deal? How does push-up ability affect my life? It doesn't. #
#McSpanky is now doing the pushups where you have propel yourself off floor and clap ur hands. Wow, so much macho. I should lay on him. #

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