Tweets on 2009-12-28

December 28th, 2009

• I was a good girl. No random hook-ups or debauchery. On Staten Island ferry right now, going home #
• @CorsetNCardigan dim sum go go is da bomb diggety: http://bit.ly/8NSzUx in reply to CorsetNCardigan #
• @lemonyhead even people who live in West Village can't give me directions. It's almost pathetic in reply to lemonyhead #
• @writingdirty I remember @gooselives' fresh brazilian wax back in July. I'm sure u're thrilled w/her bare cooch right now! in reply to writingdirty #
• @Melanie_Wyatt thnx for the http://schmap.it/mt7sVt?a (Twitter-friendly map, made at http://www.schmap.it) of Babeland! in reply to Melanie_Wyatt #
• #McSpanky looks like boi (prettier than me), but is a real boy, @siniful. So I get best of all worlds. #
• #McSpanky prefers totally bare, @masterslaves. I usually have hitler mustache below but he insisted I wax it all off. #
• I'm drunkity drunk drunk but promised #McSpanky pics of my bare kitty. How the hell am I supposed to take these pics? I'm not that flexible #
• #McSpanky arrived home safe and sound, back from Detroit. I'm at my work cubicle. Does anyone else see wats wrong with this picture? #
• Excited 2find http://issuu.com . In "featured magazines – visual inspiration" nice 2 see cool stuff w/out trekking2 New Museum on Bowery #
• Having anxiety abt reuniting w/ #McSpanky after 16days apart. Longing for someone is dramatic, romantic. Living w/someone is mundane, tough #
• On Staten Island ferry, going home to reunite w/#McSpanky after 16 days apart. Why am I so nervous? My stomach is churning battery acid #
• (damn, I need to trim my bangs) ok, back to melodramatic breakdown. Where was I? #
• Can I just shake #McSpanky's hand and say, "jolly good 2have u back, guvna."? Low pressure + friendly. #
• I think I forgot how to be a bottom. Or submissive. And how to have sex. I may still remember how to cuddle in bed, but not sure #
• Omg, ferry about 2dock. I'M NOT READY! Debating 2swim back 2Manhattan in spite of death by hypothermia. Dying now of hyperventilation #

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