Tweets on 2009-11-17

November 17th, 2009

#McSpanky made me a Hot Toddy. He's the bestest. #
Oh shit. Guess who has reappeared? My PATH train fanny pack stalker. he's sitting across me #
Damn, my tonsils feel painfully pregnant #
Just examined tonsils w/hand mirror. I’m not a doctor, but they look like huge, infected globs of pulverized m eat #
I want to call #McSpanky in panic about how I’m gonna die from acute tonsillitis. But that may be a tad too dr amatic #
Pros of having infected tonsils: it hurts to swallow. I’m losing weight #
Cons of having infected tonsils: it hurts to swallow. Poor #McSpanky #
Just picked up colostrum raw milk (CONTRABAND!) at secret location in manhattan. hell yea! #