Tweets on 2009-08-28

August 28th, 2009

• Well, i didn't sleep in my bed. >:) #
• Oh, and i finally orgasmed with another person. Once last nite. Once this morning. #
• My ass is covered in spanking bruises – from spoon, paddle, belt, bare hand. I was screaming so he gagged me with my panties #
• He was still too gentlemanly to schtup me – but spooning while sleeping is even better. *gleeful giggle* #
• Last nite, he bought me ice cream as we walked to the waterfront by the stadium. And we watched fireworks. He put his arms around me #
• OUCHIE! Just sat down in work chair. OW OW OW OW! #
• Best compliment from #HottieMcSpanky – he told me: "u have a large behind for a skinny girl." yipee! #
• I'm cutting down on the swearing for #HottieMcSpanky @pantherapardus. He don't likey. Yes, I'm kinda whipped! #
• I absolutely MUST find a way to use tomfoolery, son of a monkey, and BUGGER in my non-swearing-ness @cunningminx @VoniaPerna @dpcwollmann! #
• holy duck @calamusroot…it IS much cuter to use that instead of f***k. Sweetly geeky + nerdy. Now I'm hungry. Goshdarnit! #
• @AshleyEngelman thank you so much for the kind words! Makes being a 'ho worth it! in reply to AshleyEngelman #
• I've been using a lot of more British phrases like piss off, sod off and bollocks @goodnighthorse @Reiver01US. But I sound really dorky #
• don't encourage my swearing @goodnighthorse! If I continue, #HottieMcSpanky won't schtup me for another year or so. And I'll EXPLODE #
• my 1st impression of Staten Island is great – b/c of the fireworks and ice cream and orgasms @romanticrope. Hurrah to SI! #
• ROFL! @Mollena threatened to tag me #WorldsWorstPirate if I became seasick on the Staten Island Ferry. Fortunately, I can keep my sea cred #
• @romanticrope I did get great view of the Statue of Liberty this morning on Staten Island Ferry back2 Manhattan. That ferry is relaxing. in reply to romanticrope #
• my spank'n'orgasm-y nite was so fun, I barely caught 3 hrs of shut eye. I've never been so happily exhausted! @thinkp1nk @MiaOnTop @kadaf1 #
• I like how sore mon derriere feels the day after getting spanked @BRKyle @Nobilis. The same way I like the sting after a Brazilian wax! #
• #HottieMcSpanky for da MUTHA-SQUISHIN' WIN @CorsetNCardigan! *cheerleader pom poms!!* #
• Suffice to say that I'm now on a mission to get schtupped ASAP by my gentleman friend @stacycat. #
• I think a good spanking first gets me primed for an orgasm @AliceSinAerie. Holy macaroni – I feel as tho I lost my V-card in a magical way! #
• RT @booksbelow @ZuDfunck: Magical Standing Broom Stuns Alabama Town [VIDEO] http://bit.ly/JNHfj [this is soooo @theonion - esque] #
• @AliceSinAerie fashion from that 18th century Mozart period is my absolute FAVE! Esp. how the men dressed. Delish! in reply to AliceSinAerie #
• @CTK1 yes! get some sweet, sweet lovin' ASAP! in reply to CTK1 #
• @booksbelow that broom story reminds me of how some Japanese towns r so "slow" that a vandalized mailbox is the year's top news story in reply to booksbelow #
• RT @AliceSinAerie I think a first orgasm with a partner is more special than technical loss of virginity [I'm tellin this to my future kids] #
• @CTK1 you MUST give me details of ur hot zoom zoom time 2morrow! Email it to me in every technicolor glory! in reply to CTK1 #
• @CTK1 I'm ready to take a shower and SLEEP. I have a girl's day/night out all 2morrow. And I'm tuckered out from those dreamy O's… in reply to CTK1 #
• @wendyblackheart bring it to the next CV and show it off in person! http://bit.ly/lN1oA in reply to wendyblackheart #
• I'm so out of it! I just found @wendyblackheart 's http://www.asktheassbandit.com and now I'm kicking' myself for not reading it earlier #
• At CV, we def. need to talk about assbanditry @wendyblackheart – 'cause mine needs to be trained and ready for a certain gentleman friend… #
• Hello, lovely vibrator – come to mama. Don't worry, mama won't forget u, even if certain hottie boy makes gives mama a banana #
• my vibrator+I have reconnected @mysummerbeard. It was a bit awkward at first, having been apart for more than 24hrs. But we made it thru #
• RT @MBtheREMIX @ODARA112 @LowKeyUHTN @PhillyCustoms: Jay-Z On Bill Maher [Live Stream]: http://bit.ly/15sE4O #
• I think I've found my next spanking party outfit: http://bit.ly/jAgF5 Yep, I'm going for the ultimate jailbait look #
• round 2 w/my neglected vibrator. This time, experimented w/doggie style position. Oh, how I wish a certain gentleman friend was here now… #

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