Tweets on 2009-08-13

August 13th, 2009

• my #KFANYC2 talk about "Yellow Fever: Being Asian Women in the West": [BLOG POST] http://bit.ly/SWoGm #
• I used 2b medium-fluent in French @firstchoicemes. Also read "Le Petit Prince" (my fave book). Now, 12 yrs later, barely remember a thing #
• RT @presentationzen "We eat but don't taste, we listen but don't hear, we ? but don't feel. We spend lives lost in our heads"- John D. Loori #
• I'm a huge Murakami fan @jlnoblezada. I minored in Asian studies in college, and Japanese literature/film was one of my fave sections #
• I'm also huge fan of Yasutaka Tsutsui. "Salmonella Men on Planet Porno: Stories" totally blew my brains to smithereens: http://bit.ly/B6Yj6 #
• RT @writingdirty http://twitpic.com/dp8ks – From #KFANYC2 @CorsetNCardigan aka my pen holder [DAYUM! TITTIES!] #
• RT @writingdirty http://twitpic.com/dp8n1 From #KFANYC2 @AvatarKoo forgot her pants but is still badass [fuck,didn't kno it was THAT short!] #
• this is the ultimate pie chart @kwanzer: http://bit.ly/Vhzrx (via @pierresmack) #
• Sexual harassment training starts in 45min. Male coworkers are defiant – they're punching each other, saying "i'm uncomfy w/u touching me." #
• We're watching video called "differences" in sex. harassment class. The video features dogs. DOGS! #
• Now we're watching "harssment hurts: it's personal." it has house music as soundtrack. #
• Next video : "let's get honest." it wants to help u figure out "how do u keep sex out of work?" #
• Use the "grandma filter" to avoid sexual harassment: if u won't say or do it in front of grandma, don't do it. #
• Oh shit. I may have taken part in creating "hostile work environment." Guys at work don't need to see my legs or hear me say, "fuck." #
• With @lisabattio and other lovely ladies. Talking about male strippers at hunk o mania. #
• I think i just recruited a new (asian female) friend to come to spanking parties with me. Wheeee! #
• I love looking at my #secretgarden at night. There is romance in every flower petal, every wriggling earthworm #
• yea @siniful, my coworkers in sex. harassment class were like, "but my grandma is an ANIMAL! she uses the word 'whore' constantly!" #
• ur perv-y grandma sounds AWESOME @AliceSinAerie. My grandmas just like to drink soju and go to karaoke. Hmm, kinda like me. #
• actually @siniful, I like me in a severe black bob w/bangs. But Finnish gay x-bf told me, "if u cut ur hair, my heart will break." *sigh* #
• I wish I had perma-tan @siniful! I'm casper white in winter….freckled turnip in summer. #
• Ah, Erasure…one of my fave groups from my youth @writingdirty. There must be some law of universe: if u're Asian or gay, u like Erasure #
• RT @Mollena RT @weirdnews 50 Amazing Ramen Noodle Recipes http://is.gd/2fTmq [I can/have eat 3-packs of sapparo ichiban everyday. MSG FTW] #
• RT @MBtheREMIX I am being eye-f**ked by multiple women. Its like a gang bang but better #
• I once tweeted that modern civilization didn't truly begin until the invention of hairspray @Babecakes. I still stand by this demi-fact. #
• my gawd @revertstar, I need to play bingo with u at Ukrainian National Home – the crowd is totally my type! http://twitgoo.com/283r6 #
• I tweet in the loo too @AliceSinAerie! I also take calls, but only from peeps I ?. So, it's good sign if u call me+u hear the toilet flush #
• Asians r less uptight bout bodily functions. Ex" Japanese children's book – "The Gas We Pass: The Story of Farts" http://bit.ly/7xTNr #
• RT @bortflancrest Just working out with my buddies – http://bit.ly/2IasCF #
• since I put on my #fetlife profile that I like "webcam sex" – guys w/pics of dicks have been inundating my inbox. 2b expected but GROSS. #
• I wish I could add on #fetlife: "I only do webcam sex w/chicks and SELECT boys. If u're a guy msging me abt it – obv. u're not the select" #
• Wondering – should I take @writingdirty's advice and send flirty email 2 #HottieMcSpanky? (nickname courtesy of @CorsetnCardigan) #

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