Tweets on 2009-08-12

August 12th, 2009

• I prefer to have soup by drinking it from bowl, like the Japanese. Using a spoon = splatters. Why do #
• Working @ Japanese company in America, I just follow Japanese business culture. B/c I get invited to #
• jesus help me! Someone please buy me a toasted marshmallow (!!) milkshake at Stand http://bit.ly/lCl #
• Americans consider me rather reserved, but when I worked in Tokyo, I was considered offensively bras #
• My job wants me to attend corporate sexual harassment training tomorrow. #
• Could it b b/c my (male) co-workers and I do dumb shit? Like, throw things on the floor, ask the other to "pick it up" and make lewd faces? #
• Or perhaps it's the time I did drag queen walk while co-worker said: "if he kick the bucket…muthafuck it" #
• Oh. It's MANDATORY sexual harassment training for our dept.. Makes sense. We're assholes. One guy read Playboy at work. #
• Oh jesus. I bet some older women reported my short skirts to HR. #
• Taking away sexual tension in office is unfair to those of us who rely on our bare legs to convince male bosses that we bring "team value" #
• but is it sexual harassment if all parties involved (incl. yours truly) are being assholes @kwanzer? #
• offensive bras! (via @jeffersonreid) #
• I had to google "Readers Wives" @TimBrownson. Hmm, too bad my workplace has an "offensive content" firewall. #
• I'm looking fwd to those 80's corporate sex. harassment videos @jeffersonreid. Y'kno, with a "Frank" lewly standing by water cooler… #
• busload of strippers to attract traders in Financial Exchange sounds about right @siniful! The trade shows are…pretty exciting as well #
• if I actually have to develop a brain instead of relying on my short skirts @atattooedtale, I will be very stressed out. #
• RT @writingdirty Video of my presentation on Anonymity's Effect on Sex Writing Online part 1: http://tr.im/weN4 part 2: http://tr.im/weN8 #
• holy moly @siniful, if someone made me steak for dinner – my panties would be coming off faster than Muhammad Ali can turn off lights #
• RT @HwoodHaiku Hwood Haiku #154: "Box office boy toy/G.I. Joe star's stripper past/The Rise of His Cobra" http://is.gd/2dQsC <vid> #
• hehe @AliceSinAerie, if the hawt young exec at work (who always wears nice suits) ordered me to "comply" – I wouldn't report him #
• In my office, the Indians hang out with each other. The Japanese, with each other. The Americans, wi #
• Brits, Europeans can instantly tell I'm Korean. They say it's "bloody obvious." Why can't fellow Ame #
• The Indians and Japanese can be very accepting. But Americans can be quite abrasive, b/c our culture #
• I don't think it's me @KeepWerking – the boys I work with are fucking assholes (in the most awesome way). Gives me permission to be asshole #
• my boobs are normal 34B @atattooedtale. My real power is in my hip-waist ratio (size 8, size 4). Science says I have "fetility" ratio #
• this is why I usually only go out with Asian+European men @dpcwollmann. They understand Korean culture. And they have pretty manners #
• 2me @Mollena nothing stings quite like someone u REALLY want 2b friends with…being just not that into you. Worse than romantic rejection #
• RT @writingdirty: @CorsetNCardigan I like my vagina like I like my coffee. Very often and without hair [I like Hitler mustache on pussy] #
• I’m Asian, so of course I read Tao Te Ching. I’m totally non-literate, so I read Ron Hogan's non-fan #
• watching this video of (now deceased) Korean pop star U:Nee..I miss having waist length hair http://bit.ly/10weEK Oh, and I want her outfit #
• (twittermail is fuckin' up my tweets) if u want to read Tao Te Ching in plain, vernacular English – @RonHogan's version: http://bit.ly/ovOXF #
• I cut my hair when I broke up w/Korean x-bf @romanticrope (5 yrs ago?). The long hair…and the x-bf: [PIC]http://bit.ly/7GrfB #
• RT @TimBrownson your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries [BLOG POST on how to deal w/criticism] http://bit.ly/198R5V #
• RT @kwanzer Maple bacon bar. Yes, a donut with BACON on it. [HALLELUJAH! And where can I get some, dammit?] #
• I can appreciate the lyrical aspects of the original Tae Te Ching @RonHogan, but I like ur take b/c wat is practical is often most poetic #
• RT @malene_chica I would have spent alot less time last 10yrs thinking about my weight if I had noticed earlier that cocks don't really care #
• so u're great at math @romanticrope! I'm the only Asian person in history who didn't score perfect 800 on SAT math section. #
• goddammit @writingdirty @nikolasco @siniful @saraeileen u guys r SIZE QUEENS w/ur multiple TB storage!! Now I feel inadequate with my 500MB #
• You're prob. more Asian than me @romanticrope (bet u rock Sudoku!). My saving grace: I play violin+piano. Oh, & both my parents are Korean #
• fuck tans, @romanticrope! The more u avoid sun, the less u need Botox and micro face peels in middle age. I wear SPF50+ everyday. #
• RT @GuyKawasaki How to be on time: http://om.ly/FkPk [I d/l-ed! great clock program for Mac users that "tricks" u into doing things earlier] #
• I read "L'Etranger" in high school French class @PRCog. Bad idea 2give existentialistic lit to angst-y teens; skipped class for a week after #

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