Tweets on 2009-07-30

July 30th, 2009

• people who don't eat pungent curry, slimy crab guts, or spicy-as-fuck kimchee are LAME. #
• I. DESPISE. Small. Talk. #
• srsly. why can't we just smile at each other in silence? This seems more sincere than small talk. #
• besides – sometimes (i.e. all the time) my brain is in "meow meow meow" mode. Expecting coherent convo from me is pointless #
• Coworker just told me I’m “great listener.” But my smiling/nodding/not interrupting was b/c I was still hi gh from being on Sephora website #
• great thing abt male co-workers: I can yell "u're gonna love my nuts!" (a la ShamWow Vince) +get standing ovation vs. getting sent to HR #
• Cancelled on Finnish gay ex-bf 2nite. So I can put my ass on chair & write. I feel guilty, but…he doesn’t ne ed me to find dick #
• In about 10 minutes, I ate1,200 calories worth of bite size hazelnut wafer cookies. I feel both disgust + admiration for my gluttony #
• now I'm eating instant ramen bowl. B/c my body is semi-dyslexic and thinks fatigue = hunger. I’m so smaaaht #
• Finnish gay x-bf just called, needing to talk (like a girl). I didn’t pick up cell, to avoid any uncomfy convo (like a guy) #
• Quoting ShamWow Vince is a great way to avoid small talk @jeffersonreid. "Weather's nice" "Yea? You know the Germans make good stuff." #
• RT @Nicholai Martini OTD: 5cl Hendricks gin, 1cl Ambre Noilly Prat, garnish w/cucumber. Simple+quirky [great astringent for oily skin, too] #
• http://www.ihateclowns.com @goodnighthorse. 'nuff said. #
• brilliant! @taka_chan has VIDEO TRAILER http://kl.am/2hmt for his cell phone novel "Secondhand Memories" Tech+pop culture mashed together… #
• Dresdan Dolls/Amanda Palmer fans! RT @GuyKawasaki Singer made $11,000 on Twitter in two hours http://om.ly/?DDoU NC #
• RT @c_reed So, beer is being consumed at the White House. Yawn. Call me when they have a kegger #
• if it's ok for suits to sexually harass skirts at ur future "madmen" party @writingdirty – guess I'll have to wear a suit, then #
• the moment the boy turns 18, do him a favor and jump his bones @wendyblackheart. Of course, girls his age will be let down afterwards… #
• just realized – when I was 19, I fucked+dominated a 17yrold Taiwanese boy. He was fucking gorgeous. I was a fucking PREDATOR. Go me. #
• I didn't kno anything bout BDSM, but I had him crawl 2 me w/my panties in his mouth – and jack off/cum over my feet. While sucking panties #
• tired tired tired. still at work. writing. or trying to write. i spend 14hrs/day at work or writing. i just go home to sleep. ahhh – sleep. #
• my problem as a writer? as a human being? "Superfluous" in my middle name. One day, I'll change it to "Simplicity" … #
• I think 18yr old boy would b very confused if you bent him over and buttsexed him @wendyblackheart. Anal fisting may be better choice. #

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