Tweets on 2009-07-29
July 29th, 2009
- you could say "bitch, suck my dick…please" @PRCog. That's kinda cute. Gangsta lite. #
- If u're girl with nice ass AND perky tits, I get sprung and can't get past ur body to appreciate ur brain. Can I get an amen @ShellyKramer?! #
- which explains my totally id-centric comment on @CTK1's guest post: http://bit.ly/UMyvI. Nice ass+perky tits makes me into neanderthal #
- other variations @jeffersonreid: "please suck my dick, biyatch" [humorous] or "My dick. Suck it. Please. Bitch" [C. Walken-esque] #
- RT @GuyKawasaki 11 old-school Nintendo tricks you will never forget: http://om.ly/?CRbR AC (I totally did The Contra + Duck Hunt Dog!) #
- Paul Graham essay “Ramen Profitability" – making just enough from ur startup to cover living expenses http://b it.ly/u5zDH (via @pierres … #
- hey, LES (Manhattan) peeps – just found @boweryboogie's blog about wat's going on in our neighborhood http://bit.ly/aUnjB #
- semi-flirting via work email w/young sales guy. It's a hard-earned skill, being coquette whilst throwing around corporate sales forecasts #
- srsly, why doesn't sales guy just ask me out? We’ve spent hours on phone negotiating contract issues + still e nded up as Facebook friends #
- Well well well…guess whose coming back to town tomorrow night? Finnish gay ex-bf. #
- Finnish gay ex-bf and I made a pact that tomorrow would be low-key, respectable nite. (bullshit b/c he’s gasol ine and I’m a lit cigarette) #
- Erotica fans who like girls being forced to be dirty – read @writingdirty's smokin' hot http://writingdirty.com/?p=495 Ménage à Text #
- happy that Femdom girl contacted me on #fetlife. Reminds me that I still want to lock a boy up in chastity – and hold the only key #
- jesus @Mollena when u said "Wondering wat the fuck sword's for when he's packin heat" I was expectin something else http://twitpic.com/c33d0 #
- RT @jeffersonreid Oh, "H" yeah! RT @CTK1 "H"ello Peeps this is 1 of my favorites of all frikken' time (don't mock me). http://is.gd/1TtrA #
- trust @bortflancrest to find the grossest shit on the internets. RT: BORTS HOT LINK OF THE DAY: Two girls, one cyst – http://bit.ly/iMftC #
- relief! Koreans are done with the anorexic look. Now they're into "S-line" bodies – itty waist, curvy hips, enuff tits and ass #
- I wouldn't mind having this Korean model's S-line body. Ooh, now I feel all motivated to join gym. [VIDEO] http://bit.ly/Zx6Av #
- when I was studying in Seoul in 2002, Korean girls were sticks while Korean-Americans were curvy. I was considered freak b/c I have hips #
- but now – I've been told that younger Korean girls are all curvy as hell. B/c Koreans eat tons of red meat. And it's all hormone-injected #
- yea @wilhelminawang this S-line thing is huge in Korea. Damn, now I want S-line too! Why did I eat rubbish earlier?! #
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