Tweets on 2009-05-29
May 29th, 2009
- I love drinking with writers. The instructor nodded approvingly at my booziness. “koreans are irish of asia” he said. So true!
So true! - Drunkity drunk drunk. And some big black dude named romeo wanted my number as i walk by in my loadedness. Ha.
So true! - Construction workers just whistled at me. Like, old fashioned kind of whistle. Dude this is so like out of a rita hayworth movie!
So true! - Walking down bowery. Drunk assholes everywhere! Oh wait, i’m drunk asshole too.
So true! - ok. must get sober ASAP and write my screenplay. Quick orgasm may do the trick.
So true! - btw someone still needs to tell me where I can get this stewardess outfit. No one has seen it in a fetish/sex website? http://bit.ly/21LZwf
So true! - oh no @viviane212, bunch of classmates were sharing their gettin’-mugged-in-NYC stories yesterday. Are the pre-Guiliani days coming back?!
So true! - RT @GuyKawasaki Via http://trkk.us/t/?48908 Mysterious Murakami novel subject of intense speculation, huge orders http://trkk.us/t/?48909
So true! - RT @writingdirty my take on Sex 2.0 http://writingdirty.com/?p=467 (great recap – what a conference!)
So true! - co-worker is recanting an epic stand-off with a garden-wrecking chipmunk. This is the BEST story ever.
So true! - RT @andysowards RT @gfranks The Beauty Of Urban Decay. http://bit.ly/9r7xX (my fave is from picaddict – the reclining statue)
So true! - just had a discussion with a male co-worker about how men are like blooming cherry tree. According to the Japanese, anyways.
So true! - well @GaltsGhost – Japanese believe that young man’s beauty is like cherry blossom – stunning at its prime but ultimately ephemeral
So true! - *kisses* to @whoopieschool
So true! - Hot DAYAM, these pink stockings rock sooo hard it fucking hurts. *ow! ow!* Dear God: please reincarnate me as cotton-candy colored alien #fb
So true! - Just walked around office, handing out chocolates. I shoulda been airline stewardess – at least I’d be en route to Berlin.
So true! - I have 2 co-workers with whom I communicate 96.5% of time via winks, blinks + nods. No words. Never had a single misunderstanding. *nod*
So true! - only reason why I know about world news: I *lurve* Rick Sanchez of CNN. He kinda sorta bitch slapped fmr. Congressman Tom DeLay just now.
So true! - my screenplay mate just bailed on me! But I’m too nice to shake my fist at him.
So true! - But the bail out means: I get to meet up with Mr. Words (that sweet boy I hooked up with on Monday) earlier than expected. *claps hands!*
So true! - …or not. He won’t be back until closer to 11pm. Now I have 4 free hours. What to do, what to do…
So true! - I feel an inexplicable need to go to Francis Bacon exhibit tonight: http://bit.ly/14xHI (via @NYArtBeat) Museum open til 9pm today+tomorrow
in da house. - Francis Bacon in da house.
in da house. - Bacon famously claimed that his work: “the paint comes across dirctly onto the nervous system.”
in da house. - “painting” (1946) by Bacon is grotesquely fucktastic. Beef carcass, bones, and a monster with yellow flower in pocket!?
in da house. - Bacon wanted to paint a screaming grimacing mouth like “Monet painted a sunset” That quote just stabbed my superego to death.
in da house. - Bacon’s “three studies for a crucifixion” (1962) made me wanna vomit in the best way possible. Mad respect for making me sick.
in da house. - Francis Bacon exhibit just about gave me a most outstanding brain hemorrhage @goodnighthorse. I want to go back again before it closes…
in da house. - Dogs on upper east side are better groomed than me. I need an owner.
in da house. - If i were dog I’d be an overfed maltese living with slightly senile woman who takes pics of me in ridiculous dog costumes on Halloween
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