Tweets on 2009-05-27

May 27th, 2009

colleague/friend from my Tokyo days just sent me Facebook message. My eyes have turned all liquid (I think I was shower head in past life) #
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my ‘lil sister just asked me to stop writing perv-y stuff online – post about my slippery panties traumatized her. Oops + my bad + tee hee! #
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Black hipsters on lower east side are doing that kid n play flat top hair with massive “mama said knock u out” gold chains. Tight. #
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so you’re not a dookie chain fan huh, @kwanzer. #
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um, I wanna read your demented, perv-y Alice in Wonderland story @writingdirty! #
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I totally WORSHIP No Doubt @EssinEm! I even wore silver sticker on my forehead, trying to cop Gwen’s style #
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fuck. I just got RICK ROLLED. In May 2009. I feel flat out lame-o. #
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Is it weird that I kinda like the pain from a brazilian wax? #
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check out the masturbation impossible link in @EssinEm’s newest blog post (featuring @sequoiaredd): http://tinyurl.com/p9c3e5 #
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u go totally sphinx for your brazilian bikini wax @GooseLives? I like to leave a little landing strip. #