Tweets on 2009-04-27

April 27th, 2009

According to American Apparel, i have size S thighs, size L hips/ass, size XS waist, size M boobs, size S shoulders. #
How the hell am I supposed 2 find clothes when I’m so disproportionate? #
I feel like my hips/ass is outta control in a bad way. I better give birth to fat twins or else the size L will be for naught. #
Day 1 of Slade Roberson’s enlightening Money Shift Program (http://bitly.com/m8mpY). Step three of learning 2b responsible adult. #
RT @curlyboop Least promising subject line for spam: Potty All Night Long #
discussing Schindler’s List, Killing Fields of Cambodia, Rape of Nanking, and Hiroshima with co-worker. He and I are about 2burst into tears #
Peeps in chinatown are always picking their noses. Like, really digging in. Is this a culture thing or do they just have more boogies? #
Less than 2 weeks ’til @sex20con! Press release: http://tinyurl.com/d92h8q. I’ll be leading a session on romantic erotica’s bomb diggetyness #