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Tweets on 2010-03-31

Wednesday, March 31st, 2010
  • My #GoogleBuzz: What's the matter with white people? – All Salon – Frank Rich's column "The Rage.. http://bit.ly/beZk4q #
  • My #GoogleBuzz: awesome post by @IttyBiz As Soon As You Care, You Lose, or The Difference Betwee.. http://bit.ly/bqVGnW #
  • My #GoogleBuzz: On The Cheap: How To Drink For Free In NYC – Gridskipper – It's All About Modera.. http://bit.ly/cnpen6 #
  • My #GoogleBuzz: Quantum mechanics just got REAL – kottke.org – The opening paragraph of the arti.. http://bit.ly/cPDeYq #
  • ready to go into @penelopetrunk's #brazen webinar about making money via blogging http://bit.ly/brh7yx #
  • "I'm more a fan of using your blog to get a life you want, not using your blog to make money" ` @penelopetrunk #brazen #
  • "selling ads on your blog for clicks is slave labor for the new millenium" Don't do it! #brazen #
  • haha. @penelopetrunk talking shit about SEO experts (who r mainly men). #brazen #
  • people who r making money from blogs r very hard workers. It's like a full-time job. #brazen #
  • it's a tough lifestyle to become SEO expert. It's 1st to market game. B/c it's about finding loopholes in Google and stuff. #brazen #
  • 2nd way to make money blogging: create influence. #brazen #
  • gain lots lots of traffic. Ur entire life is about writing posts. #brazen #
  • 3rd way: build network and community of other similar bloggers. Example: @BlogHer, @BrazenCareerist #brazen #
  • 4th way: (not traffic dependent at all) It's about getting the right kind of traffic. #brazen #
  • the model @penelopetrunk favors: getting the right traffic. Being influencer of the right crowd #brazen #
  • mommy bloggers – powerful influencers, because they attract other moms, who spend $$. #brazen #
  • wat sort of blog posts do best? Posts that help other people #brazen #
  • "no one makes money without selling something" – @penelopetrunk #brazen #
  • If you write about travel + beer… get a beer company to sponsor you! Monetize what you can #brazen #
  • for @penelopetrunk to get her blog to the level it is now, she took caffeine pills, became grungy, didn't sleep. #brazen #ohshit #
  • blogging can ruin your marriage. serious. because the work is so huge and u have to keep it up #brazen #
  • speaking careers can come from having a kickass blog. And those gigs can pay handsomely. #brazen #
  • If you mention a product a lot – try to get the company to sponsor you #brazen #
  • wat about paid subscription content? FORGET IT. Wall Street Journal can't do it, and their content is awesome. How can u do it? #brazen #
  • of course, unless u're starting a porn blog. #brazen #
  • wat is biggest moneymaker 4ur target audience? For golf site w/older readership, get retirement fund sponsorship, not golf balls ads #brazen #
  • if u're interesting, who cares who ur sponsor is? Don't feel like u're selling out #brazen #
  • To earn $60K/yr on ur blog – really hard way to make that money (prob. better to go into finance career instead) #brazen #keepingitreal #
  • let's be real – to make even $20K from blog would be insane levels of work #brazen #
  • so, use your blog to build network of people to make you happy. Not to be rich. Or make any money. B/c happiness isn't $-based #brazen #
  • as soon as I get off the #brazen webinar, @HottieMcSpanky puts on latex gloves. To polish shoes, or to "inspect" me? #
  • Oh. He's polishing shoes. #bummer #
  • who doesn't love girl who blogs abt beer+travel? @stella__artois should sponsor ur globetrottin', hop-tastic adventures @hoppynomad! #brazen #

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Tweets on 2010-03-30

Tuesday, March 30th, 2010

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Tweets on 2010-03-29

Monday, March 29th, 2010
  • Chocolatiers w/beards inspire more confidence in me: currently noshing on Mast Brothers Chocolate (chili peppers+salt) http://bit.ly/ahRswv #
  • My #GoogleBuzz: Subscribed to PianoChatImprov – AvatarKoo's YouTube Activity – I subscribed to P.. http://bit.ly/c2PdrW #
  • RT @maymaym: ? @misscalico I hands down recommend #NYC city clinics. Emergency contraception=$50 at Duane Reade. They will give it 2u free #
  • @Rikakulon the drag queen in me squealed like a spanked piglet! Aqua glitter on lips sounds FAB. I really hope some1 took pics in reply to Rikakulon #
  • Been sternly ordered to bed. But thought of sleeping makes me want to peel off my epidermis like a plum skin. Sleep seems like waste of time #
  • Feeling urge to pack a bag, and run out into the wet, wet night. Being alive is both an unbearable burden and holy-shit-fuck exhilaration #
  • My #GoogleBuzz: Michael Jackson – Beat It – AvatarKoo's YouTube Activity – I favorited a YouTube.. http://bit.ly/bM2dBf #
  • Fridge smells like opened jar of kimchee crawled inside, decided to die. It's ain't my fault, either. #
  • It has finally happened: I'm seasick on the goddamn Staten Island ferry. *resisting urge to — bleeeeeh — hurl* #
  • My #GoogleBuzz: Day Jobs – The 99 Percent – Even Bronte and Kafka had day jobs. How the greats b.. http://bit.ly/axvk7f #

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Tweets on 2010-03-28

Sunday, March 28th, 2010

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Tweets on 2010-03-27

Saturday, March 27th, 2010
  • At a bar. @HottieMcSpanky + I drink in silence. He watches NCAA basketball on tv. I bop to Lady GaGa on speakers. Once in while, we kiss. #
  • My spanking fate 2nite depended on who won west regional NCAA basketball finals. Butler, thank u 4 saving my ass! #
  • [PICTURE]: Me looking like a ninja. @HottieMcSpanky looking like he's about to rob a gas station http://bit.ly/9dBMs4 #
  • @sensible I'm doing ScriptFrenzy in April as well – I was supposed to send a script to a production studio about a year ago. Oops. in reply to sensible #
  • @AliceSinAerie why don't you write about a domme who falls in love with a sub man/client – even tho her dungeon is trying to keep 'em apart? in reply to AliceSinAerie #
  • heard from the kitchen: "Aw, monkey nuts everywhere!" said @HottieMcSpanky. #wtf #
  • @sensible it's about a Japanese pop-band that is managed by an evil manager. Who happens to be a robot. Wat r u writing about? in reply to sensible #
  • @Rikakulon I'm dying to see "A Prophet" Glad to hear u give it 2 thumbs up in reply to Rikakulon #
  • @mysummerbeard erm, after such somber vow, now you have to explain WHY you won't drink alcohol ever again in reply to mysummerbeard #

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Tweets on 2010-03-26

Friday, March 26th, 2010

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Tweets on 2010-03-25

Thursday, March 25th, 2010
  • most passionate @huffingtonpost op-ed I've read, by @johnhopebryant: "Financial Literacy Must Be New Civil Rights" http://huff.to/dq6scX #
  • Peeps copying ur ideas is not flattering, @debaucheddiva. But RE-MIXING+MASHING ur ideas into fresh+funky perspective =uber-flattering #
  • @Hazel_Dooney Virginia Woolf said writers need "room of one's own" I would slit interrupter's throat+refill my Muji pen w/their blood #
  • RT @ShellyKramer How to Add Google Analytics to Your Facebook Fan Page | Social Media Examiner http://ff.im/-i6sVc #
  • @yurukov @bailman7 IMHO financial illiteracy + nutritional miseducation/nonaccess= foundation of class/socio-economic divide @johnhopebryant in reply to yurukov #
  • @siniful I say, if u ain't gonna suck his face to avoid contagions, don't suck his one-eyed snake! in reply to siniful #
  • hmm, considering how blow jobs help to clear (his) sinuses, @siniful, I say – give it to ur ill lover like a Dyson in reply to siniful #
  • yipee! in @penelopetrunk's "how to ace interview" #brazen webinar #
  • 1st #brazen tip: be likeable to everyone you meet during the (job) interview. Even "low-level" peeps you will never work with #
  • 2nd #brazen tip: tell stories about yourself. be memorable #
  • 3rd #brazen tip: ask question FIRST. and then tailor your interview based upon the answers you receive. SMART! #
  • oh, don't ask gratuitous questions at the end. It makes u look like ass kisser #brazen #
  • 4th #brazen tip: there are right answers. e.g. Don't answer "I'm perfectionist" to "wat is ur weakness"question. #
  • if someone asks u "wat is a big obstacle u faced" question, then tell a story about wat u learned. #brazen #
  • tee hee, @penelopetrunk is telling us a story now about how she got into media! practicing wat she preaches. #brazen #
  • if u're not good at reading social cues, prepare interesting stories that show wat great learner +obstacle overcomer u r #brazen #
  • caveat: don't tell overly interesting stories (So, I guess talking abt how I overcome pain of getting spanked is not good idea, ha!) #brazen #
  • this @penelopetrunk webinar is uber-fun! Now she's tallking about sex with the nanny and dirty talk #brazen #
  • @MaryBudge my pleasure! #brazen in reply to MaryBudge #
  • 5th #brazen tip: ask the interviewer "I want this job – do u have any reservations?" This helps u figure out how to close the deal… #
  • if they ask "why r u leaving present job" "I achieved X in old job, I wanted to achieve Y, and this job will help me do that" #brazen #
  • never say u were fired, or that someone else controlled ur life, peeps. U control ur own life, dammit #brazen #
  • it seems @penelopetrunk is in dire need of water. But she may die of salmonella poisoning. #youhadtobethere #brazen #
  • don't ever give salary info in interview – but she's digressing about her hair and now I'm laughing my ass off #brazen #
  • oh ok. back on topic. "wat r ur salary requirements" question is bullshit. NEVER GIVE AN ANSWER! #brazen #
  • say, "I'm open to range, what do you value this position at" #brazen #
  • let them ask"well, we need a number" 3 times, then say, "this is why I'm awesome (X,Y,Z) let me kno wat u feel position is worth" #brazen #
  • employer will respect that u won't give number. Or so @penelopetrunk says. I believe her. 'Cause chutzpah makes ur stock go up #brazen #
  • ooh, don't forget to negotiate perks and benefits package, along with salary. Oh, let them always give numbers first #brazen #
  • oh, @penelopetrunk received her water. She will no longer die. #brazen #crisisaverted #
  • wat if the number they give u is too low? never accept offer on spot. figure out wat is ur lowest salary. #brazen #
  • or, negotiate better perks (non-financial stuff) like extra vacation, structured mentoring #brazen #
  • woa, @penelopetrunk belched. she called herself out. she says "excuse me" in case her kid's watching. She wants him to have manners #brazen #
  • u don't need to give boss as reference. references r to make sure ur not psycho killer #brazen #
  • how do u talk good game without seeming like dick? BE INTERESTING #brazen #
  • …and tell stories abt HOW u became da bomb diggety at something. #brazen #
  • don't ever tell world u were laid off. @penelopetrunk: "u don't tell world everything. U don't say when u wipe ur butt." #brazen #
  • @Mollena overly interesting stories = shocking stories. stuff with blood and guts and pain and torture #brazen in reply to Mollena #
  • don't do phone interview in underwear. People can tell. Dress up. #brazen #
  • oh, and for the love of Jesus, don't wear pink boots to ur job interview #youhadtobethere #brazen #
  • B/c I'm out by myself late at nite and thus may be in physical danger, @HottieMcSpanky can't sleep. Calls to check in on me #
  • Would b nice 2experience freedom boys have in walking alone late @ night w/out fear. Being petite girl who can't run well, I'm sitting duck #
  • Dear universe, I wish for me 2get home safely so my bf can finger me b4 I sleep. (Oh, and I wish for world peace) #
  • @calamusroot I've been sorta guilty of tweeting about "dropping the kids off at the pool" myself. Oops! (but everyone poops, ya kno?) in reply to calamusroot #
  • @MajaMajaMaja @calamusroot I think framing ur layoff in job interviews as learning exp. is wat makes it ok to give full disclosure #brazen in reply to MajaMajaMaja #
  • no fingering tonight, @siniful, b/c @HottieMcSpanky is snoozing. But I did have a session w/BOB (Battery Operated Boyfriend). Was magical #

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My latest Nerve article: “Sealing the Deal”

Thursday, March 25th, 2010

This is the follow-up to my previous article about how HottieMcSpanky wouldn’t schtupp me.

And the haters still think I’m the “Korean Snooki

Is it wrong that I’m thoroughly amused?

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Tweets on 2010-03-24

Wednesday, March 24th, 2010

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Tweets on 2010-03-23

Tuesday, March 23rd, 2010
  • Eventful writing day today: my piece for @nerve (http://nerve.com) is online + I go to Paragraph (http://paragraphny.com) later #
  • Guess who packed me lunch + dinner as a show of "go, baby, go!"? @HottieMcSpanky, bien sur. He shows support via minced garlic and hot sauce #
  • Just pinched my cheeks. For no reason. They r still filled w/babyfat, but I feel old. In glorious, current-day-Catherine Deneuve way #
  • not long ago, @HottieMcSpanky wouldn't schtupp me: http://bit.ly/6Ru6kp So how did he change his mind? http://bit.ly/baSJzC (via @nerve) #
  • Thnx4 spreading da love! RT @MiaOnTop Check out @avatarkoo's @Nerve chronicles about saving it then giving it up http://bit.ly/bBXf8z #
  • While I'm big fan of using direct words like "fuck" and "pussy" I find "schtupp" and "cooch" are just as fun @sladkydevotchka #
  • @BRKyle @CorsetNCardigan @siniful thnx4 kind words abt @nerve article! #
  • RT @NYArtBeat @japansociety 13 "mad, bad" #films from 60s-70s 3 iconoclastic actress 1 trailer 2rule them all NSFW: http://ow.ly/1pBub #
  • RT @dapperQ Brides who wear suits — article in Wash Post featuring 3 dapperQ's! http://bit.ly/aOUH5s #
  • RT @MrFrancisBacon: @avatarkoo Cunt and fuck: their Germanic derivation both brutalise and glorify the soul. Pussy? A tad too frilly #
  • Test run at Paragraph NY. It's church quiet, every1 does their dishes + there's guy who looks like a salt-n-pepper Anderson Cooper. WIN. #

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