• Listening to #McSpanky's hippe music in his art studio. The song we're listening to rhymes "train" + "cocaine" #

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• all this morn, I gave #McSpanky blowjob but wouldn't let him orgasm. Finally, 20 min ago, he came in my mouth. #
• #McSpanky instantly fell asleep apres la petite mort. He hasn't moved in 20 min. I'm checking for a pulse in 20secs. 'Jes makin' sure… #
• @Jaspamaster the Ozu film totally kicked ass in reply to Jaspamaster #
• #McSpanky has pulse. #
• Post-orgasm sleep is eerie to witness. Sleeps like the dead, indeed. #
• @siniful I feel guilty, complaining abt #McSpanky's work habits. He's the one who has to work 14hr days and miss fun movie time *sigh* in reply to siniful #
• @Luvzlife movies on reels feels so…authentic. Movies on DVD's or digital don't seem as real, for some reason. in reply to Luvzlife #
• @MajaMajaMaja how disturbing that some guy groped u w/out permission! Extra weight I pad on my body is MY subconscious armor against this in reply to MajaMajaMaja #
• Early Valentines's dinner at Enoteca Maria. Wearing high heels for first time in months. Feel like I'll topple any sec #
• My god they're super inefficient here. I would do a quicker job bus-ing the tables than staff here. #
• #McSpanky: "u kno why I like u? U get excited when the fish comes with the head." Me: "hell yea! Best part of fish is the part by the gillsl #
• U kno it's a decadent orgy of food when it's almost midnite + I still haven't gotten 2dessert yet #

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• Every1's sexuality (yes, even yours, Mr. 100% Straight Male) is malleable, even as grownups: http://bit.ly/aZL2lg (via @hugoschwyzer) #
• At WFC Winter Garden. About 2 watch Japanese director Ozu's silent film "Shuji" #
• It was supposed 2b date nite w/ #McSpanky. But he's working late. So I'm here, alone. Why do I feel like he+ I now lead semi-separate lives? #
• http://wnyc.org will b recording this film's live score. Intrigued 2hear wat modern Western composer scored for this old Japanese film #
• The Ozu film's English title: "That Night's Wife" #
• This film using old-fashioned projector, which is whirring in background. Such a soothing sound. #
• Wat a stunning score. And Ozu – wat a stunning director. Tears in my eyes. So moving. #
• Deeply disappointed that I didn't get to share this experience w/ #McSpanky #
• Well, I guess date nite w/ #McSpanky will b the usual 30 min ride home on the Staten Island ferry #

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• RT @chrisguillebeau "Believing in God means u gotta put ur balls on line. Most people don't want 2 wager their balls" (via @gapingvoid) #
• via @TED_(conference) 2010: Daphney Singo's mother's wise words "Education is the husband who will never leave you" http://bit.ly/aeB9rP #
• RT @NYArtBeat live music w/silent classics of Japanese director Yasujiro Ozu. 2nite-2morrow at Winter Garden FREE http://bit.ly/bB3MOs #
• RT @DavidGallaher Interested in making comics? Want to improve your craft? Great resources: http://bit.ly/94Tc4m #makecomics #
• RT @andysowards 40 Fundamental Illustrator Tutorials You Must Know http://bit.ly/ayzFH0 by @1stWebDesigner #

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• I don't have snow boots. So I wrapped plastic bags around my feet b4 putting on my kicks. #
• Sitting on ferry, clutching my uterus. I kno I'm supposed 2love Aunt Flo but I feel sore + sticky icky #
• Plus, Aunt Flo totally cock blocked me this morn. No schtuppin from #McSpanky. I just held him as he jerked off #
• #McSpanky: "when u have ur period, it's as if my fave place to eat is closed for a week" #
• Yes I went 2work. It's just snow. Plus, if it gets bad, #McSpanky said he'd leave work early + piggyback me home #
• On Staten Island ferry. Fog is so thick that it looks like I'm on the Styx, going to the Underworld #
• Wheeee! Building snowman now #
• @Jaspamaster @AliceSinAerie @writingdirty @Mollena ha! me living on SI seems2 disturb people WAAAAAY more than me getting spanked/belt daily in reply to Jaspamaster #
• an editor just told me (nicely) that my article is contrived and maudlin. This is exciting – I like having my writing ripped apart. #
• Am a creative masochist? I need someone to tell me "er, this is kinda whatever" before I actually feel motivated to put in real effort #
• after 20+ continuous minutes of giving blow job, my tongue feels novocaine-injected. I'll probably drool on my pillow 2nite #
• @lemonyhead I made a snowman earlier. Well, a snow cat. #McSpanky was amused. in reply to lemonyhead #

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• Some men have a billowy way of walking, like they're made of blades of grass flexing in a gust #
• It should b unattractive, this billowy walk. Instead, I'm intrigued by these guys #

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• The first thing I saw this morning: a tight ass in boxer-briefs. Then he turned around and then there was a very nice package. #
• #McSpanky told me I have severe PMS. The word "crazy" was used. #
• Crazy people don't kno they're crazy. That's why they're crazy #
• Shit. I'm crazy. #
• And my boobies hurt. I'm a crazy woman w/sore boobies #
• rubbing my boobs is tantamount to torture right now, @malene_chica. Any1 who tries to touch 'em is getting a karate chop! #
• @sensible wait. so, I'm stil crazy, right? (just checking) #
• RT @mfeige you must read, it could save your life. RT @CTK1: Is Your Twitter Diet Killing You? http://bt.io/ESTe #
• just finished reading @toddsattersten's "Fixed to Flexible" e-book about pricing (btw, it's free): http://bit.ly/bKHT7C (via @sethgodin) #
• ready to get in the Valentine's Day mood? @nataliedee shows u wat true love is all about, homies: [COMIC] http://bit.ly/bLbUg3 #
• suh-WEET topic RT @goodnighthorse re-reading J.Gribben's "Schroedinger's Kittens" If u like quantum theory (who doesn't?) it's must-read #
• Realization: the same socio-economic class, culture + gender that protects me…also imprisons me. #

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• oh hell yes. I'm bringing laptop in bathroom to watch #McSpanky take a shower. #
• there is water running down #McSpanky's tight body as the tub fills with steam from the hot water. #
• ooh, #McSpanky is soaping himself up now. #
• #McSpanky looks good with soapy water slithering down his front. #
• ooh, yea, Daddy…wash those boys. Make 'em nice and soapy. #McSpanky #
• #McSpanky looking at me with intense blue eyes, as he starts putting shampoo in his hair… #
• Should I drop something on the tub floor so #McSpanky will have to bend over and pick it up? #rhetoricalquestion #
• Me: "oh Daddy, I dropped this bottle and u have to pick it up." #McSpanky "OK" (picks it up w/out bending over) Me: "dammit." #
• Me: "Daddy, I can help wash your ass." #McSpanky: "Um, HELL NO!" Me: (pout) #
• At least I got to touch #McSpanky's bottom. #
• Me: "Next time, can I record u taking shower?" #McSpanky: "NO." Me: "It'll b 4 my private use." Him: "Ur private use on daddyshower.com?" #
• I'm drying #McSpanky's calves w/rough towel now. *meow* #
• #McSpanky: "can u clean up ur hair after u take shower. Please?" Me: "Asian girls shed alot. Sue me." (it's true!) #
• #McSpanky about to shave. H's lathering his soap with his badger brush now. #
• Old-fashioned shaving technique is so…masculine. Especially when a muscular, gorgeous man does it. Naked. #
• #McSpanky using a vintage safety razor to shave himself. Article on safety razors: http://bit.ly/9cNtRZ #
• as @heliogirl mentioned in her #kfapvd presentation yesterday, @00Syd, female gaze is in da house! (mine is on #McSpanky naked, wet body) #
• #McSpanky threatened to keep his dirt squirrel. I used my "don't joke about serious things" expression on him #
• Ok, #McSpanky is clean-shaven and back to looking like baby-faced jailbait. Just how I like 'em. #
• ok, nice little blow job and schtuppin' interlude. And 10 strokes with the belt. #
• #McSpanky watched me give him blow job in bathroom mirror. And then, in bedroom, had me lay on back as he came over my face #
• @MajaMajaMaja HILARIOUS! @00syd in reply to MajaMajaMaja #

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• spending all 2day lounging in bed + masturbating. While poor #McSpanky had 2go into work at 8am. #
• Although, he gave me some good, old-fashioned doggie style before leaving. Oh, and a hard spanking that still has me rubbing my ass #
• @sensible so u're often the token whitey as well? *wink* in reply to sensible #
• cupcakes for men who don't do "cute" (no pink frosting allowed!) http://bit.ly/cO6Gnp (via @stacycat) #
• @KageyNYC nah, u didn't really miss much in the #McSpanky saga. Besides the ususal "I-had-a-HUGE-orgasm" tweets in reply to KageyNYC #
• listening to #KFAPVD live on ustream at: http://kinkforall.pbworks.com/KinkForAllProvidenceLive #
• now @Rikakulon is up on the #kfapvd ustream http://bit.ly/aAW3G5 Her topic: why r so many kinky peeps nerdy? #
• good comment during @rikakulon's #kfapvd session: "nerdiness is not about intelligence, but the desire to INVESTIGATE." #
• Kink For All NYC 3 is beginning to get (un)organized! Would you like to pitch in? http://bit.ly/79WLOt (via @viviane212) #
• @kittythemovie @LarisaBelliveau thanks for #FF mentions! in reply to kittythemovie #
• RT @maymaym "I live in the pursuit not of happiness but joy" + "Sexuality is a good chance to enjoy your sensuality" says @heliogirl #KFAPVD #
• @heliogirl YES – gingerbread recipe please please please! #
• Again, if u'd like to see the live #kfapvd ustream: http://bit.ly/aAW3G5 @skottyd is talking about fraternities + sex + kink. Unique topic #
• no surprise: men have social/cultural barriers in discussing sexuality in frank, open way (beyond the "u're having sex? high-five!") #kfapvd #
• finally learned WHY slash fiction (i.e. man and man lovin') is called slash #kfapvd #
• Wat I heard was that slash is called slash because of the "slash" between the two male character's names @pavo734 #kfapvd #
• @writingdirty I smoked too many drugs in my youth. I don't have good long-term memory #kfapvd in reply to writingdirty #
• @nightshrill I think society frowns upon most bodily functions "down there" Sex, using bathroom, a woman's menstural cycle #kfapvd in reply to nightshrill #

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• Some guy on ferry tried 2hustle me out of $ by giving me "self-published" short story then claiming it costs $2. Gotta admire chutzpah tho #
• wat r some "objective" metrics to measure ur blog's success? Great comment from @DannyBrown on @remarkablogger http://disq.us/b2hps #
• At Brick Lane Curry House. Chickened out of phaal challenge. My Korean badge has been revoked. #
• On ferry back 2 Staten Island. #McSpanky sleeping on my lap. He promised 2fuck me when we're home. #
• 2nite #McSpanky hung out w/me and my Japanese + Vietnamese co-workers. He has yet to realize that his world is slowly turning totally Asian #
• Wonder if #McSpanky feels weird that he's token whitey when hanging w/my crew. He's blondish blue-eyed Midwesterner, totally sticks out #

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