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Thursday, January 21st, 2010

This morning: I'm woken by #McSpanky fucking me aggressively. I'm not allowed 2say "ow" so I keep whispering "thank u 4giving it 2me hard" #
These morning quickies r special. I get on my stomach, open my legs + ask #McSpanky, "would u like to masturbate in me?" #
#MrWords reading my @nerve article now. Wonder if it's weird/ amusing 4him 2read abt our past post-coital activities http://bit.ly/6yc9vB #
Looking thru @BabbleEditors "Best mommy bloggers 2009" http://bit.ly/5OlFMl These women r hip+gorgeous. I almost want to b mommy blogger too #
Oops, the link to @BabbleEditor "best mommy bloggers" http://bit.ly/5OIFMI Oh, btw, I'm not preggers. Just impressed by hip, cool mommies #
@jeremywright am I really lame that I don't kno much abt #sxsw?! (I'm newbie to alot of this stuff) Do u recommend I go out there? #
thanx @sgharrison @YourTango 4 supporting my slut-tastic @nerve piece. I almost wanna change my name to "Avatar SLUTskaya" #
#McSpanky likes his pussy in morning @00Syd. I like my pussy at nite. Wat to do, but compromise by having it both times? Oh, the sacrifice.. #
I'm…small, @femmefatal. #McSpanky is very gentlemanly. "Thank u 4giving it 2me hard" =oh Daddy more more more! "Ow" =I'm gonna split open #
*chuckle* #McSpanky will learn a new term 2nite: RT @siniful I *love* getting woken up like that. My lover calls it "providing stud service" #
Super rad: @jeremywright invited me to his twitter/dating panel at #sxsw http://bit.ly/51CiYc #
Not so rad: my funds r low. I wanna cry 'cause I wanna go to #sxsw and talk abt slut-tastic things #
Slight tangent: my badonkadonk has officially reached 2-much-junk-in-trunk status. Um, it jiggles separately from rest of my body #
When I'm actually invited to panel at #sxsw, low funds. When my ass actually deserves 2b poppin' in a video, no rapper. Annoying. #
Just learned new word: Gotterdammerung: "disasterous conclusion of events." Let it roll off ur tongue – jesus, it's so bloody gorgeous… #
Hey @writingdirty and other #DapperQ 's – read this WSJ article on wat makes a quality dress shirt http://bit.ly/70qDFv #
The anti-anorexic society: women in Mauritania force-fed to become fat enuff to "fill a house" http://bit.ly/4S70SI (via @jezebel) #
DapperQ = http://www.dapperq.com/ = Dapper Q(ueer). Those who rock the dress shirts, the Windsor knot…is a DapperQ @writingdirty #
@MajaMajaMaja …"pussy at supper TIME…" Damn, now I'M singing it… in reply to MajaMajaMaja #
if I had #McSpanky schtup me on my time @creepycat , his balls would be drained to point of retracting into his body in self-preservayion #
ah, so ur a #DapperQ as well @siniful! I secretly long to wear a Window knot as well, but I am too round and soft to pull it off… #
wonder if u're a #DapperQ? Take this litmus test: http://bit.ly/6tnUbk (I passed with screaming Technicolor – I'm DapperQ in spirit) #
if Asian bows < 45 degrees, it's polite reflex. At 45 degrees, a conscious thank u. Bowing down to waist = u own their ass @MBtheREMIX #
Best place for 1st date in Tokyo = Parasite Museum in Meguro-ku RT @audaciaray @atAMNH curator: Parasite of the Day http://bit.ly/4Onzzn #
@nikolasco "The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy, and bruised" = adorable! in reply to nikolasco #
@writingdirty I would say ur dapper in person, DapperQ in spirit in reply to writingdirty #
Met #McSpanky in downtown bar for afterwork drinks. He was perched by pool table, eye-fucking me up as I walked in 2wards him #
#McSpanky took my hands: "why aren't u wearing gloves?" My eyes become as big as kitten: "I don't kno, Daddy" He kissed corner of my mouth #
Drinking pitcher of PBR w/ #McSpanky. He's whispering naughty things in my ear. My panties r soaked. I can barely keep from humping his leg #

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Tweets on 2010-01-20

Wednesday, January 20th, 2010

Sitting across from aspiring young drag queen on the Staten Island ferry. Doing my make-up while he watches, thoroughly engrossed #
Was going to do a natural face, but feel obgligated to do a dramatic smokey eye. So to pass the technique to the femme boy… #
…Tip 1: natural light 2. Blend blend blend 3. Seal it w/benfit SheLaq 4. Inspect and brush away dark flecks 5. Shu Uemura curler, girl #
So @nerve published my vintage tweets http://bit.ly/6yc9vB +some1 already commented that I'm a slut. Pls add ur comments +defend my honor! #
I so wanna comment on @nerve article http://bit.ly/6yc9vB that #MrWords respects slutty girls (he does). But that sounds too defensive #
Oh snap! I've been up- (down?)graded from "slut" to "damaged, narcissistic" on comment section of my @nerve article http://bit.ly/6yc9vB #
@viviane212 Snug Harbor on Staten Island is very picturesque for an afternoon promenade… #
The @nerve article has exposed my lackluster 140 characters RT @BrentDPayne and some of u think my tweets are bad: http://bit.ly/6yc9vB #
#MrWords is totally different guy from #McSpanky @lemonyhead. The @nerve article has tweets from b4 I met #McSpanky #
@nikolasco I should've asked aspiring drag queen if he wants 2b makeup buddies. But i was too focused on drawing my eyebrows symmetrically.. #
@femmmefatal no make-up pic for Twitter (unfortunately). Another fabulously over-the-top face undocumented. Curses! #
Yea @wilhelminawang, the comments on @nerve article r getting nasty. They r comparing me 2 cast of "Jersey Shore." Cruel. #
@00Syd thnx lady! #
I coulda sworn a couple peeps RT the @nerve article w/disparaging comments abt me, but now they've disappeared. Did peeps delete them? Why? #
Sent @nerve article2 #McSpanky. Waiting 4him 2call, enraged abt the comments. Ah, alpha males + their protective streak *waves 2 @saynine * #
@wilhelminawang – being respectful towards an, um, unrespectable gal *raises my hand* must have been too difficult #
To me, alpha male is the personification of the game of rugby, @masterslaves. (versus other men, who r personification of game of soccer) #
@BRKyle that was ur ballsy comment? Put urself in the "confident, assertive" category as well, lady! *high five* #
@MajaMajaMaja thnx for encouraging words! #
Back to my (current) sex life. At 6am, #McSpanky says: "i wanna spank u" Me: "but then u'll get hard + b late 4work. Damn!" Him: "DAMN!!!" #
Some men r personification of other sports. I also like ping-pong types. And love me some sashaying- catwalk types, too @masterslaves #
When I feel dorky (constantly!) @writingdirty, I imagine soundtrack of Kermit the Frog's "Rainbow Connection" while walking down NYC streets #
#slutshaming is truly unfortunate, @wilhelminawang. Why should I hide my (consensual) sexploits? I'm far more ashamed when I hide my life #
Whee! @lemonyhead @laurmoran @BRKyle @wilhelminawang +others have defended my slutastic honor on @nerve Twitter Diaries http://bit.ly/6yc9vB #
Some1 commented on @nerve article that they wonder "wat dumpster" I'll end up in. But aren't more women killed by husband+bf domestic abuse? #
@mfeige yea, Kermit is da bomb diggety! My cousin has a Kermit tote that kicks so much ass. I wanna steal it from her! #
#slutshaming seems boring + anachronistic, too @siniful. Didn't peeps get memo that we r stewards of our own bodies+captains of our souls? #
If u love Kermit singing "Rainbow Connection" solo @apeidelstein, u'll luv his duet w/Debbie Harry: ÄVIDÑ http://bit.ly/5sihSM #
#McSpanky just called abt the @nerve article: "do u want me to have Hawt Cuban Boy accent?" Me: "Baby, I was only into his Hawt Cuban body" #
#McSpanky shirtless+ pants slung low, gleaming w/sweat, abs undulating while playing handball in Chinatown…I just got SPRUNG @writingdirty #
@AliceSinAerie vive la controversy! #
Web designer just emailed me, politely, that he wouldn't design my website b/c "as a Christian" it isn't appropriate given "nature" of site #
I respect that he's keeping w/his values + he gave me contact of another web designer. But I never thought my work was un-Christian #
@lemonyhead #McSpanky tried saying "caliente." P.S. pretty boys should b seen, not heard #
Yea, I get weirded out when Christians judge me 4writing erotica, @unspeakableaxe. Didn't Christ hang out w/Mary Magdalene, a sex worker? #
@Factortwice I also LOVE 2watch people do make-up. Especially putting on mascara and fake lashes. Something so…glamorously artificial! in reply to Factortwice #
@MarleyMagaziner question: wat do you mean by "just b honest!" I'm unclear about wat is being conveyed… in reply to MarleyMagaziner #
@collaredcoed true, "slut" can be a charming term. For me, if I call a girl a "slut" or "ho 4 sure" it's a term of endearment/affection in reply to collaredcoed #
Wow, Merriam-Webster needs to update their dictionary: Slut = calling the shots via your vagina (courtesy of @CorsetNCardigan) #
Sad how Christianity is being taken in vain, @SarahFrantz. I'm sure Jesus would approve of stuff that celebrates+empowers female desire #
Christianity is wonderful @SarannaDeWylde, but Christians have put in some confusing, complicated rules for themselves! #
@SarannaDeWylde sorry 2hear u've also run into judgements. I view erotica as a thing of beauty. Keep forgetting others lump it in w/avg porn in reply to SarannaDeWylde #
Q:Fuck, Marry, Kill. Sarah Palin, Ann Coulter… A:Fuck: Sarah Palin. Cougar central! Just duc… http://formspring.me/avatarkoo/q/61506164 #

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Tweets on 2010-01-19

Tuesday, January 19th, 2010

#McSpanky wants 2buy me new Apple laptop instead of vintage motorcycle 4himself. I said no – the man works 12+hrs/day+deserves shiny new toy #
#McSpanky got up at 5am for work. No hug goodbye so I could sleep. When I woke up 3hrs later, his side of bed was dreadfully empty, cold #
Last nite, #McSpanky took my face in his hands: "Look at me. Ur my babygirl, my future. I will give u good life; no sacrifice is 2 big." #
Basically, #McSpanky is willing 2suffer wat Japanese call "karoshi" or "death by overwork" (http://bit.ly/8lyFy4) 2give me comfortable life #
One of my fave enka songs (enka = http://bit.ly/6dlrwp) RT @wilhelminawang Meiko Kaiji – Flower of Carnage #killbill http://blip.fm/üjehvp #
Longtime followers: remember #MrWords? Inagural article of @nerve's brand spanking new Twitter series = my vintage tweets. Suh-WEEET! #
It's not on menu at @TheBurgerShoppe, u have 2ask 4it by name: Mac&Cheese burger (puuurfect comfort food combo) http://bit.ly/4tKkxp #
(Oh, the @nerve Twitter article will be published 2morrow) #
I'm signing invoice for 2morrow's article. I'm now officially a paid freelance writer. #
Didn't have enuff $ in my debit card to buy $14 meal. Had to pay in cash and ask cashier to put last $0.15 on my card. Eek. #
Peeps in line behind me (Financial District suits) looked sympathetic @ my $-less plight. They r prob. wondering if they'll end up like me #
@paulkim511 oh no, #McSpanky did NOT propose! He just was being mu-shi-suh. in reply to paulkim511 #
#McSpanky is a knight-in-shining armor @BRKyle @saynine. Sure, he doesn't talk much + isn't exactly Mr. Slick. But he has heart of gold. #

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Tweets on 2010-01-18

Monday, January 18th, 2010

"Alma Indomable" is on the spanish language channel at laundromat. Most awesome, non-ironic soap opera opening sequence ever. #
Pissy mood due to 3hrs doing laundry. So, #McSpankt took me to Gourmet Dogs on Staten Island (near ferry terminal). Delish + cheap #

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Tweets on 2010-01-16

Saturday, January 16th, 2010

nothing is hotter than a DapperQ, @calamusroot. A smooth neck w/out adams apple, full-head of coiffed hair, swaggering in suit…YUM! #
I'm also bringing #McSpanky 2 Phaal Challenge @BRKyle. He may b Midwestern white boy, but the way he scarfs down kimchee is 100% Korean #
The Phaal Challenge will prob. kick my ass, @siniful. Maybe I should eat wax first, like Homer: [VID] http://bit.ly/5ihBjI #
#McSpanky (he manages team of men at workplace) says, "if my guys complain, I tell them to go home+take a bubble bath" @SarannaDeWylde #
I'm a fan of men who can b alphamale assholes to other guys, but pure gentlemen to women, @SarannaDeWylde. #
@stacycat ooh – this male multi-orgasmic thing sounds INTRIGUING! in reply to stacycat #
@lemonyhead nothing like dinner conversation that revolves around ass… in reply to lemonyhead #
@BrocAndHrdPlace ooh, so you've tried? Any tips? Was it painful to, uh, drop off the kids later? #
Luv it! sweet girl voice+heavy guitar covering Kraftwerk's "Das Model": The Cardigans [VID] http://tinyurl.com/c6rxh8 (via @KeepWerking) #
On my way2 Queens, 4dinner w/#McSpanky. Seagulls playing rollercoaster above ferry. Huge freight ships napping on blue-gray waters #
Old-school Mariah Carey blaring thru my iPod. Late afternoon light makes everything look antique. Am I 30? Or 80, remembering when I was 30? #
Some hipster drummer playing in Times Sq (downtown N,R,Q) is tearing SHIT UP! Holy fuck, like lovechild of Tommy Lee + drum n bass machine #
It's nice to see a Guinness poured correctly. (I'm at Irish sports bar outside Vernon-Jackson stop on 7 line. Why r there hipsters here?) #
Eh sorry but American football is slow and barbaric looking vs. the speed + grace of soccer (wat rest of world calls football) #
The bartender carded #McSpanky, while she didn't card me. This is disturbing – he looks way younger than me. And Asians r youthful looking #
$11 prime rib at irish bar right outside Vernon-Jackson stop on 7 line. Hell yes. #
At English Kills gallery in Brooklyn for art opening of #McSpanky's friend #
@viviane212 *sigh* wat I miss most about moving out of Manhattan – the epic walks from Koreatown to my apt. in Chinatown in reply to viviane212 #
@maymaym I agree! Room full of strangers = new adventures, @writingdirty. Esp. with vodka drink in hand, the world is ur oyster in reply to maymaym #

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Tweets on 2010-01-15

Friday, January 15th, 2010

#McSpanky had me on stomach+rubbed cock against my ass. Both of us wearing pjs. He orgasmed, but no cum. Has this happened 2other guys too? #
I suggest listening to Pulp's "Common People" while reading this RT @jonathanfields Must You Suffer To Be Great? http://is.gd/6jhPt #
@andysowards most daughters have daddy wrapped arnd their finger! Just b sure 2buy shotgun + show it 2 her boyfriends when she starts dating #
@sandy_radbabe ur a jetset spanko! #
I never cared4 Leno or Letterman, @writingdirty. CoCo was always my man. (then Craig Furgeson came along. Now it's a bizarre love triangle) #
I've mentioned this b4: http://wordnik.com has become my fave online dictionary. It's super interactive, uses social media, flickr, etc. #
Complaining doesn't make me feel better. I should say nothing instead + look at cute puppy pics #
#McSpanky laying on my lap on ferry back home. He hasn't shaved in days, so he looks like scruffy, napping angel #
So @lemonyhead's bday party was attended by spankophiles. Funny, how small the spanking scene in NYC #

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Tweets on 2010-01-14

Thursday, January 14th, 2010

@CTK1 guess who is excited about seeing a certain somebody soon? *raises hand* in reply to CTK1 #
#McSpanky may not say much @SarannaDeWylde, but the man's work ethic reminds me of cowboys who work in rain+heat+dust, never complaining #
@SarannaDeWylde btw, u need to tell me more about ur honey… in reply to SarannaDeWylde #
I think I have Cartman tourettes, @masterslaves. I do a lot of "taco-flavored KEE-SSEES" (South Park VIDEO: http://bit.ly/4J3zVR) when tired #
no spanking or schtuppin last night @saynine, due2 (my) estrogen (pouting). But #McSpanky did make me nice turkey chili w/fried egg on top #
Woke up at 6am again 2b domestic wunderkind2 #McSpanky. He was singing @SmokeyRobinson in shower, b/c he was so touched by my sacrifice #
I've never Topped any1 via mindfuck b4, and now I want to! *jumping up+down* RT @saynine Anatomy of a Mindfuck http://q4hig.th8.us #
@Mollena I was tickled pink when reading @Jezebel review (http://bit.ly/5UymJz). How awesome that they featured part of ur essay?! Congrats! in reply to Mollena #
ha @lemonyhead! I'm so loving http://DapperQ.com – the "transgressor-in-chief" is a friend + embodies essence of a "DapperQ" butch lesbian #
E. Izzard's "Death Star Canteen" [VID: http://bit.ly/5aiaCd RT @romanticrope Ticket Sweepstakes 2see Eddie Izzard Live http://bit.ly/4RIcEV #
Men r so easy to please. I make #McSpanky eggs 4breakfast, and his eyes r shining. I bend over, and he's in heaven. Why can't I b like that? #
It's not my fault I don't kno lyrics to Pearl Jam's "Jeremy." Eddie Veder isn't exactly Mr. Enunciation, y'know? #
Holy shit! Now I kno how2 write @avatarkoo in Chinese, thanks2 movie poster: http://bit.ly/6sP4rk (I already kno Chinese character4 "Koo") #
Oh snap, just got PHAAL challenge! Coworker dares me 2eat spiciest curry dish ever (u finish, get certificate + beer) http://bit.ly/64zU2L #
B/c I'm Korean+ kimchee is abt as spicy as ketcup 2me, I must take Phaal Challenge. My ancestors would b ashamed if I backed down #
@SaraEileen it's totally hawt+punk to mix activist/artist/queer +corporate/mainstream into unique hybrid identity. #
This joke makes me laugh. From @popbitch: whats yellow and hides in Afghanistan? The Talibanana #

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Tweets on 2010-01-13

Wednesday, January 13th, 2010

Hell yea, burlesque w/punk+heavy metal and fabulous queers. I'm sooo going: PUNK TITS, Jan. 23, $5, Brooklyn http://bit.ly/5MfeyX #
Woke up at 6am. Made breakfast+lunch to show solidarity for #McSpanky (he's working 12+ hrs daily). I hate domesticity. I appreciate him. #
#McSpanky showed his appreciation by giving me passionate 3-min kiss (loaded with tongue ooh lala) b4 leaving 4 work at 6:45am #
Instead of feeling neglected b/c #McSpanky's working 12+hrs daily+falls asleep b4 I can even ask2give him bj, I feel lucky he ain't no scrub #
Sent #McSpanky some bossy txts. He writes back: "good girls say pls. R u good girl?" Me: "of course. But u will respect mah AUTHORI-TAH!" #
Something tells me that I'm getting spanked 2nite 4being utter brat. And I was doing so well: 3 days without being spanked… #
#McSpanky txts: "Do we need 2have talk 2nite? I txt back: "sure we can talk…if u can get me on ur lap + get me 2open my mouth" (SPANKING!) #
Another great article from @IttyBiz (tip #6 is ridiculously awesome) Batshit Crazy: Creative Ways to Meet Ur Goals http://bit.ly/4AQAOH #
The fabulous @mollena's piece about BDSM race play in "Best Sex Writing 2010" given accolades in this @Jezebel review: http://bit.ly/5UymJz #
Hey @MiaOnTop, thought this Details magazine article on "hasbians" (lesbians/bi who end up w/men) might interest u: http://bit.ly/5fUxw4 #

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Tweets on 2010-01-12

Tuesday, January 12th, 2010

@lemonyhead yep! Make sure u eat ALOT of food that day. And double the water #
Finally! A site that celebrates dapper men, women, trans folk (plus it has great tips 4 hair, clothes, etc.): DapperQ http://bit.ly/7foUfa #
Japanese co-worker bought me back those scrumptious Shiroi Koitbito cookies from Japan. Why oh why won't they import+ satiate my obsession? #
Just finished having dinner at Quintessence w/founder of DapperQ, an extremely handsome lesbian wearing awesome black Napoleon-esque shirt #
From now on, I'm calling handsome, stylish butch and trans folk a "DapperQ." btw – DapperQ's r smokin' hawt. I need 2 find more of 'em. #
I'm total femme but inspired by DapperQ aesthetic. Srsly considering pants, suspenders, button-down shirt, bow tie. Oh, & walking w/swagger #
@siniful if u go to staten island brunch, lemme kno! Let's meet up + bring our hotties… #
If things don't work out w/#McSpanky – I'm finding me a boi dressed as DapperQ. I don't need real dick. I need pretty face in 3-piece suit #