• within past hour, #McSpanky and I schtupped twice: 4 orgasms (me). Man juice squirted all over my chest, my juice dripping between my ass #
• @malene_chica u're back! omg, where have u been?! I wanna kno I wanna kno I wanna kno! in reply to malene_chica #
• @Nicholai The Met was showing Bronzino drafts, throughout his career. He draws flesh so well, as if chalk lines had created palpable bodies in reply to Nicholai #
• #McSpanky actually took the museum map away from me, @lemonyhead. He's also mortified I bought a "bag lady" cart 4carrying bulky items #
• @CorsetNCardigan and…wat happened to Hottie McBartender? Besides him giving u delish cocktails? in reply to CorsetNCardigan #
• My fave book, Le Petit Prince, has no hookers/trannies, but gives moral lessons w/ subtle, masterful storytelling @patrickmj #
• important topic for any1 who engages in BDSM stuff (99% of us, yes even u, Miss Vanille) RT @saynine Drop and Aftercare http://6bpqi.th8.us #
• @CorsetNCardigan ah, u were wingman to ur friend? I remember @writingdirty was my wingman at the 1st CV summer thing w/#McSpanky in reply to CorsetNCardigan #
• @SarahFrantz was it "if a sub wants aftercare, he's a sissy and I won't play w/him again" part about femdom quote that wasn't kosher? in reply to SarahFrantz #
• @wanderingalan despite hookers+trannies in Bible, it's VERY boring read (sorry, it is!). But illustrated children's Bibles r really fun. in reply to wanderingalan #
• @patrickmj never read Les Nuits de Paris. Is it worth sloggin' through? in reply to patrickmj #
• I kno Cliffs Notes version to most great fiction literature, @patrickmj. To be honest, I would rather watch the movie #
• Sometimes, I wonder if books r anachronistic mode of storytelling, @patrickmj. Back then, they didn't have tech. 2make it visual. We do now #
• @maymaym curious: why is lack of #aftercare for sub men very dangerous? Physical shock? in reply to maymaym #
• @SarahFrantz I was also annoyed by femdom's quote. Giving sensitive aftercare = mark of evolved top. Otherwise, it's child pretending 2b top in reply to SarahFrantz #
• #McSpanky making me a bentobox lunch 4 2morrow. He's constructing a small well from paper+tape 2 hold my mustard. Wat an (adorable) geek! #
• @wanderingalan er…apparent condeming of Catcher in Rye? I was talking about Ayn Rand, who wrote Atlas Shrugged+The Fountainhead in reply to wanderingalan #
• @saynine I love http://justbento.com! I told #McSpanky that he should follow it – he's very craftsy. So u make bentoboxes? in reply to saynine #

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• just now: #McSpanky twisted t-shirt into a thick rope, and spanked me. SO MUCH THUD! Like being punched. Soon became stingy b/c fabric drag #

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• @writingdirty @nikolasco geeky boys rock my world! #
• Yep, #McSpanky was molested, @lemonyhead. Or, more accurately, he woke up and insisted on being molested. #
• Oh @Ms_Steffer, did I mention that #McSpanky spanked me first (we were both laying on our sides), and then schtupped me, whilst spooning? #
• #McSpanky let me do him @Firemn_Chris. He started out schtuppin me while spooning me, but then I started squirming like electrocuted bunny #
• My selfish molestation of #McSpanky also included me whimpering, begging him not to use belt on me for disobeying him earlier, @siniful #
• u kno wats hot? When he's trying 2hold back from busting a nut. So u fucking him even harder. And then he starts to pant in desperation #
• @Rikakulon @bpick wat makes Japanese hard to read? The pronunciation? The kanji? Hiragana, katakana? Or the actual meaning of the sentence? in reply to Rikakulon #
• u're life won't b complete until u finish "The Wire" 1st Season @Rikakulon. I watched entire season over 2 days str8. I couldn't stop. #
• This comic sort of illustrates wat rabid Ayn Rand fans r like, @senthilnambi: http://bit.ly/d78KDz . I thought "Atlas Shrugged" was BORING #
• I am a food addict @lemonyhead +it's a very difficult to control overeating. When I was 3, was rushed 2 emergency room 4overeating noodles #
• food is a comfortable and legal @lemonyhead. Our biology drives us to gorge. Willpower, shame doesn't stop overeating. Not sure wat stops it #
• have u tried using karaoke 2 improve Japanese reading @bpick? Pick song u kno. Sing/read along w/screen again and again til u get it perfect #
• Most languages use core 300 or so words @bpick, so once u "memorize" how words look, then it becomes much easier to read. #
• @mfeige I like singing "Sexy Boy" by Morning Musume at karaoke: [VIDEO] http://bit.ly/cekqYe (P.S. I want their outfits, too!) in reply to mfeige #
• pedantic fiction w/heavy-handed political agenda is utterly boring @patrickmj. When I see peeps reading Ayn Rand, I wanna fall asleep 4them #
• troubling thing abt Japanese pop stars Morning Musume's "Sexy Boy" vid http://bit.ly/cekqYe :every1 in crowd is GUY (listen 2cheers) @mfeige #
• Japanese guys r SOOO openly into underage lolitas. I think most Americans would find the depths of their sexual fetish disturbing @mfeige #
• After telling #McSpanky I missed having sex 2x/day (due 2his 60hr work weeks)- Him: "My life is awesome" Me: "why?" Him: "my gf's a nympho" #
• @writingdirty why do I envision u throwing on an Elvis / James Brown cape and being escorted by an entourage? in reply to writingdirty #
• @Mollena Japanese vs Western def. of "appropriate" male behavior can b jarring 2me. Not many str8 Western boys go2 Hannah Montana concerts! in reply to Mollena #
• @stilacosmetics I need shadow that isn't too black. Which would u rec.: Pewter or Storm for a shimmery, dark gray liner? #
• #McSpanky has very high sex drive, so he was surprised that I match him @siniful. Forget flowers+love notes; I feel loved when schtupped #
• thnx 2google, peeps will find dirt on u. So, I'd rather give away my dirty laundry, @BillCammack. Less stressful http://billcammack.co... #
• um @KrisColvin, @DavidGallaher says he made pancake muffins W/ #Nutella (FOODGASM *fanning self*). Must. Have. Recipe… #
• @Jaspamaster words like "nympho" have taken on different connotations than the original definition. Such is the awesomeness of the ela… #
• I find that women (not men) r more intimidated by high-sex drive women, @stacycat. There is undercurrent of competition. V. perplexing #
• @LiliiRose I haven't seen oufits for Nanchatte. If u like Jpop, then u'll love Korean pop girl groups like Cara, Girl's Generation, etc. #
• @wilhelminawang just curious: why send an email to J rather than arrange video Skype or face-to-face? #
• NYC peeps – look out ur window at the moon. I expect werewolves to come out later #
• At The Met museum w/ #McSpanky. He calls me "tourist" cause I'm looking at museum map. Um…More efficient this way? #
• At Bronzino exhibit. As #McSpanky said, this Renaissance stuff "captures human experience" beautifully. Man as marvel of form #
• #McSpanky explainin how da Vinci, Michaelangelo, Bronzino copied each other. I said 2pac rapped abt how same 'hos show up in every rap video #

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• Just learned abt FLAC (lossless compression, better than MP3) http://bit.ly/dg42m0 Sent Apple feedback 2support FLAC on iTunes #
• most practical weather site EVER: http://obama-weather.com One look + I know how to layer for the whole week (via @nikolasco) #
• RT @huffingtonpost Misspelled Tattoos: Permanent And Hilarious (PHOTOS) http://bit.ly/cO0Y5b #
• RT @SarahFrantz @EricSelinger: "Global Perspectives on Alpha Male in Love": Film conf. CFP: http://bit.ly/dpDRfg (cc: @hugoschwyzer) #
• Combine w/ http://www.vibramfivefingers.com & u're kosher! RT @Dhrumil New Harvard Study: running barefoot better http://j.mp/az13Ll #
• @KimPossibleX how is Moroccan Oil better than, let's say, jojoba oil? Does one's hair really look totally glam w/it? #
• why not just RT 1 of RT-er's tweets as thnx? RT @ShellyKramer @earthXplorer @bitrebels Controversy 4Thanking 4RTs http://bit.ly/704Wa4 #
• @carnivalesq have u noticed the mischevious Obama .gif at the bottom of http://obama-weather.com/ ? It cracks me up! @nikolasco #
• want iTunes FLAC support to d/l this opera abt Darwin's Origin of Species http://bit.ly/chZCtg (via @MUGuide) @radagast333 @writingdirty #
• RIP Salinger http://bit.ly/dbqU3d (via @time) RT @Edgar_Allan_Poe JD Salinger finally realizes utter empty, desolate hole that death is #
• At Madangsui in Koreatown. Ready to gorge in Korean BBQ w/ sister + cousin. Koo girls r rapacious eaters #
• #McSpanky forbids me 2walk home alone after 11pm. I have 2take cab. Being petite female= my physical self always in danger of being violated #
• When I was single, I roamed desolate Manhattan after midnite + never felt afraid. But being a gf = must take on bf's concerns 4my safety #
• Ok, so do I give a hand job to a sleeping #McSpanky when I get home? Or do I let him have his beauty sleep? To molest or not to molest? #

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• Last nite recap: wore lingerie while being spanked. This morn: woke up to #McSpanky fingering me 2orgasm (b4 he schtupped me) #
• @meganf thnx – good2kno that u+ur husband make good money from freelance writing #
• @SarahFrantz some1 told me that if u wanna b FT writer, do screenwriting/TV writing. Once u pay ur dues, u make decent living #
• hitler cooch 'stache=compromise, @00Syd @siniful. Almost totally bare but (2quote Ali G): "if there's fluff on da muff, she's old enuff" #
• @TripperMcGee thnx! #McSpanky sure knows how to ring my bell… #
• Readying myself for barrage of Apple Tablet tweets (more like porn). People, pls don't blow ur wad 2quickly; it's still some hours away #
• au contraire @revertstar! sex=greatest excuse 2miss anything. Caveat: must b la petite mort extraordinare @billycheer @dangerfishback #
• @AndyBelanger don't kno wat were u smokin' from 3:16-3:21 am. But share, dammit. #
• @voyeur777 thnx 4 kind words and suggestion to turn my tweets into daily comic strip! #
• RT @dapperQ Kno lesbians who buttonup when they tie 1 on? (Ms. Maddow= #dapperQ Ground0) Point 'em here2 represent http://bit.ly/96MRcl #
• great argument against getting ur MBA RT @LarisaBelliveau My Journey from "Immigrant Success" to "Broke American" http://bit.ly/2Btw9B #
• @writingdirty I will b at ur Conversio Virium prez on Feb. 1 http://bit.ly/dvuiWt (is there dinner b4hand?). Should I bring video cam? #
• RT @cowhateration @iamchanelle: RT @MrBigFists If Steve Jobs dsnt make his announcemnt 2day dressd as Moses, I will B vry disappointd #
• Serious note: this is how 2teach kids punctuation RT @LarisaBelliveau How to use a semicolon [from @Oatmeal] http://bit.ly/c34TVN funny #
• Met a #fetlife friend IRL just now (he just moved to East Coast from San Fran). We had Sapparo beer+wings @ menkui-tei in e.village #
• Now watching teenage couple hug+kiss at SI ferry terminal. There is purity in their affections. Was I ever so innocent? #

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• Woke up this morning 2merciless spanking: I wore panties 2sleep (FORBIDDEN) #McSpanky punished me 4breaking his rule. I sobbed in2 pillow #
• After spanking, #McSpanky got on top of me + threatened 2sodomize me. I screamed "no" but wiggled my ass against his hardon +wished "yes" #
• …but #McSpanky had 2leave 4work. No violating anal for me. So, I kept my legs + wide open as he finished dressing #
• I've been warned that I will get a very hard fucking, as well as 3 strokes of lexan paddle (punishment for saying "fuck" last week) 2nite #
• great lifestyle changes 4trim waistline, courtesy of Buddha RT @Bodhipaksa @wildmind u aren't what u eat, but how http://bit.ly/5VjzlA #
• @voyeur777 thnx! #
• cut out middleman = awesmely punk RT @jonathanfields Interested in book marketing? @SethGodin launching Linchpin 2day http://is.gd/75iUh #
• I'm Mac fanatic+I agree! RT @senthilnambi Am I only 1 who likes Steve Jobs+Macs, loathes Apple Tablet hype: http://tumblr.com/xaa5utofm #
• @writingdirty wat will u presenting at CV? #
• Distressed. Co-worker told me men should stop doing push-ups in late 30s. So I have time-limit 2how long I can watch #McSpanky's workout #
• #McSpanky embarassed when I txt him "ur so gorgeous, hawt, sexy" Hetero men (sadly) not complimented often by women on their desirability #
• after @penelopetrunk wrote that mommy blogger @thepioneerwoman's site has pics of real, rugged ranchers w/nice butts, I had2 investigate #
• @nobilis caveat: if men stay fit, they can do pushups 4ever. Otherwise (supposedly) burgeoning upper-body fat makes push-ups 2stressful #
• remember I was gonna get spanked w/paddle 4using f-word @jenn85 @mfeige? He commuted sentence to 3 swats, b/c I reminded him it was 2nite #
• After reading @hugoschwyzer's http://bit.ly/cOBggr abt hetero men not feeling desired by women I upped compliments2 #McSpanky, @jeremywright #
• As naturally as I call bacon an "orgasm in mouth," even more natural 2call #McSpanky "more delicious than bacon," @SaschaIllyvich #
• new followers: #McSpanky's full hashtag= #HottieMcSpanky (named by @CorsetNCardigan) Some girl+gay friends feel its crime2drop "#Hottie" #
• Unless they have book/teaching deal, I wonder how FT freelance writers make living, @SarahFrantz. Esp. in world of free content+blogs… #
• just learned new phrase, via @goodnighthorse: sparrow's fart http://bit.ly/91YI5W I esp. like his "sparrow's fart is work of Satan" bit #
• ur design gets ripped off. Now wat? Good read from @yankodesign 4any1 who deals with intellectual property: [POST] http://bit.ly/a06raS #
• Thank u commenters: 1 week after it comes out, my Twitter Diaries piece http://bit.ly/6yc9vB is #10 on @nerve's "Most Popular" list #
• It's smooth kitty time again: brazilian bikini wax at Shobha SoHo. Everything off (no more hitler mustache) per #McSpanky's personal request #

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• omfg, technicolor fabulousness: THIS is how I wanna do my face! @limecrime's "Butterfly Wings" make-up tutorial: http://bit.ly/7bPEeb #
• @mfeige I appreciate how u've taken the time to initiate fun, real conversation And how u don't ask to trade pics of ur dick for my tits in reply to mfeige #
• @LostJello ah, but I don't have a mouse. Unless u're talking about that other mouse. And now I'm cross-eyed with confusion… in reply to LostJello #
• if I had $$, would totally go blonde, like they're doing now in Japan: http://bit.ly/7Pl35y (light hair looks oddly natural on me) #
• @LostJello my perv-y mind imagines any small fuzzy animal is code word for la coochie coo. Don't even pretend like ur mind didn't go there! in reply to LostJello #
• @SaraEileen I also have stuff from 2009 I haven't put up. Been told by many it's not 2late+date it 2 past, when it happened (better flow) in reply to SaraEileen #
• @jenn85 @mfeige if I say "fuck," #McSpanky spanks my ass with a lexan paddle. I actually am due for 4 swats on Tuesday. in reply to jenn85 #
• #McSpanky sleeping next 2me, looking like androgynous angel. He opened his eyes for sec, dreamily smiled at me. Damn his hawtness! #
• Forget sitting lotus position in yoga studio: putting on winged cat eyeliner on Staten Island ferry is my meditative zen. #
• "me but-enhanced" natural makeup = high % of #makeup than theatrical drag queen makeup 4me, @siniful. I have heavy hand, esp. re: mascara! #
• it's hard enuff living down fall on street RT AliceSinAerie @BreakingNews Picasso ripped by student’s fall @ Met Museum http://bit.ly/6s4... #
• Feel suden, intense desire to upgrade my cooch care. Been researching non-disposable feminine hygeine products for 2 hrs (?!) #
• Lunette menstural cups look super intriguing http://bit.ly/5W133F (almost wrote "bloody intriguing" in non-ironic way. Wat, too much?) #
• Fun! "Party in My Pants" cloth menstural pads (u wash + reuse 'em) have purple pirate bootie fabric patterns http://bit.ly/5Izdpk #
• Almost txt #McSpanky my excitement over menstural cups+pads…'til I remembered he's typical boy. He'd curl up in ball, traumatized #
• I drank 2 HUGE cups black coffee yesterday + started twitching like Dave Chapelle's crackhead Tyrone Biggums, @Bodhipaksa #
• conversation is always > than noise RT @NikisNotes "How do u kno u've built community? When 1 person is listening" -@Garyvee #CrushIt #
• Men r horrified by tampons, so I knew #McSpanky really cared when he took me 2 store 4 emergency, late nite "Aunt Flo" visit @ms_bbwliz. #
• @lemonyhead yea, those Party in Pants pads cost more than a Victoria Secret panty on sale – waaaay too much $$ in reply to lemonyhead #
• My uterus is still a mystery to me, @writingdirty. My Catholic Korean mom disapproved of sticking anything, incl. tampon, up da cooch #
• RSS feeds r like baobobs on The Little Prince's asteroid, @MiaOnTop: one lazy day kills ya. I was at 30 unread. Now I'm back to 1000+ #
• I took a breather from sex btwn 2008-2009, @YourTango. Hooking-up is annoying energy drain compared to B(attery) O(perated) B(oyfriend) #

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• @goodnighthorse adorable that ur kids now call u "dude" instead of "dad"! How old r they? And wat sort of brownies did u make?! in reply to goodnighthorse #
• @goodnighthorse congrats! 18 yrs of sobriety is a great accomplishment! in reply to goodnighthorse #
• @saynine have u tried pho? That noodle/soup DESTROYS all my clothes, esp. as I make the soup super red w/that sriracha sauce thing-y in reply to saynine #
• #McSpanky working from home. Him: "o-mizu onegaishimasu" Me, playing Japanese secretary: "hai, shacho-san" (Xtra pts if u kno translation) #
• @mfeige ding ding ding! You are correct, sir! When did u learn Japanese? in reply to mfeige #

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• @kwanzer didn't we once fight over a piece of pie? in reply to kwanzer #
• very pretty erotic pics RT @docstrange my NSFW tumblr page: http://docstrange.tumblr.com/ #
• @writingdirty #McSpanky and I were thinking abt seeing Avatar in this evening. Ru still holding strong or u wanna join? in reply to writingdirty #
• Sexually dominant women discuss my @nerve Twitter piece ( #fetlife acct required) RT @ZooeyRexie Take Back the FUCK! http://bit.ly/6oaIuG #
• @patrickmj Breasts + pussy r considered porn/erotic. To me, they r part of mysterious, beautiful package, not something to hide. @docstrange in reply to patrickmj #
• @SarahFrantz LOL! in Japan "Christmas Cake" is slang for a spinster, unwanted past (age) 25 (just like a Christmas cake) in reply to SarahFrantz #

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• Last nite and this morning: I was provided stud service, courtesy of #McSpanky. (waves to @siniful) #
• @goodnighthorse nothing is creepier than 10yr old girls. I avoid them until they turn 16 + hormonal. Then they're funny. #
• erotic e-books on other sites seem 2b $1-$2 @nobilis. But offering them 4 free may b better (check out @sethgodin's blog4 "free" rationale) #
• @femmmefatal sent u DM #
• Any1 kno good programmer who can create platform like amazon.com marketplace? Friend of mine needs one ASAP #
• All u hawt butch+queers rocking the maculine fashion: when was last time u wore a dress? Tell @dapperQ ( http://dapperQ.com ) #
• Pee Wee's Playhouse terrified me @00Syd. So did Mr. Rogers Neighborhood. Puppets r Eeeee-VIL! Exhibit A: clown in "Poltergeist" #
• Omfg. $1 oysters from 11pm-closing, Sun-Thurs @barhenrynyc. Who wants to go w/me next Thurs+gorge salaciously? (via @theskint @MUGuide) #
• Remember when #McSpanky wanted to wait 2 have sex w/me? Oct '09 @nerve piece abt my sexual frustration has new comment http://bit.ly/6Ru6kp #
• @kittythemovie looked at ur site, very interesting. (http://bit.ly/6NFRHr) When is ur film going 2be finished? I'd b interested 2c/tweet it #
• Under 35, recession hit u hard? This is inspiring RT @chrisguillebeau story abt @arch5cents (et al) in NYT: http://bit.ly/7L0gLA #
• RT @KrisColvin astronauts finally get Internet access in space – Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/5wkt01 #
• when I eat noodles, I literally put on a napkin bib, @sensible. In fact, #McSpanky has to mummify me w/napkins b4 meals 2protect my wardrobe #
• @lemonyhead why were u in SI ferry terminal? #
• @sensible @singlenycguy #McSpanky is my live-in boyfriend. When I'm naughty, he punishes me w/ spanking. And molests me whenever he wants in reply to sensible #
• @Jaspamaster @00Syd Pee Wee looks/talks like a living puppet and that kinda freaks me out too. But I'll look for his earlier stuff #
• The "hip" teen boys, regardless of race, dress alike: skinny, quasi- jeggings (jean leggings) slung low + flashy cap. Skateboarder+rapper #

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