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ARCHIVE: November 2009

Sunday, November 8th, 2009

#McSpanky gave me the most romantic analogy abt our relationship. He compared us to rocks that farmers find. Trust me. It was uber-romantic #
At the Met looking at temple Dendur. Seems like even people in the 1820's like to memoralize themselves via grafitti on temple walls #

Saturday, November 7th, 2009

#McSpanky bought me half-dozen red roses and is making me gourmet pizza on foccacia bread right now. Did I mention the hot sex this morning? #

Friday, November 6th, 2009

It seems every1 in staten island is in NY Yankees paraphenalia and going into manhattan #
Peeps r cheering as ferry terminal gates open. Sports fans r funny #
Would i ever get this obsessed over sports team? No. But in 3rd grade, i would've committed seppaku 4 New Kids on the Block #
So many school kids being taken in2 manhattan by parents for Yankees celebration. But no Asian parents-kids #
Asian kid: "can I skip school to go to Yankees fete?" Asian mom: (almost faints) "skip school? I won't let u ruin ur life!" #
Asian kid: "Yankees won! Can I skip school 2celebrate in city?" Asian mom: "Sure…" *reaches 4knife* "but come here first" #
Reminded on this ferry how fucking ANNOYING groups of teenagers can be. (Me as teen = stooopid, cocky, chemically enhanced terror) #

Thursday, November 5th, 2009

Usually uber-private #McSpanky: "I hope u're keeping up w/ur tweets." Me: "been tweeting 'had great sex w/my man' constantly." Him: (smile) #
I've written ZERO word count for #nanowrimo. I have follow-up Nerve article to finish. Scorpions of panic r jabbing me inside my intestines #
Perturbed. Reading @penelopetrunk article: u think of happy childhood memory 2find where u belong http://bit.ly/1KJxpe &I can't think of one #
I can think of a time where I felt a sort of wistful peace, at age 5, watching the sun filter thru blinds on morn I started kindergarten… #
Being a live-in gf = upgrade + perks. I'm actually socially sanctioned to bug him at work. Whee! #

Wednesday, November 4th, 2009

Last nite, #McSpanky was so happy abt how I changed my #fetlife status, he sat me on kitchen counter and fucked me non-stop for good 30min #
This morning, i pushed his hand away after he fingered me to orgasm. I'm not allowed to push his hand away. Ever. Oops. #
Woman wearing see thru lace dress, swaying ass as she walks. Men r so busy staring, they're almost getting run over by cars #
#McSpanky is in the NY Times! He has pic + audio clip up on website. His neighbors saw pic and we all agree – he looks HAWT #
Woman absent-mindedly singing Mozart aria in Staten Island ferry terminal bathroom. Beautiful voice. Amazing acoustics #
Ah, an evening alone. #McSpanky is out. I finally get to put on mud mask, pumice my heels, and use nose strips that pull gunk from pores #
Call me old-fashioned – but I'd like to keep some feminine mystique despite living w/bf. My beauty routine deserves privacy. #
@goodnighthorse oh yes, #McSpanky and I r lovin' it up. How is your better half? in reply to goodnighthorse #
*snicker* RT @carnivalesq Old dude, your sweatshirt is too tight if I can tell you have an outie. Also, nice boner. Take it outside. #

Tuesday, November 3rd, 2009

fortunately, #McSpanky makes it easy for me to NOT freak out abt moving in w/him @SarannaDeWylde. I've never been so utterly spoiled. Ever! #
@grownbybasille I'm pretty stunned at my twitterotica as well. I've never met a man who has inspired such complete submission. #McSpanky in reply to grownbybasille #
@GooseLives um – why r u so fucking HAWT? http://twitpic.com/nvv7h in reply to GooseLives #
I'm jealous that you've exceeded your #nanowrimo word count for the day @AliceSinAerie! It's day 3 and I'm at…ZERO #
@jackstratton I should play around more with Google Wave – I'm still trying to figure out if it's really worth the extra effort? in reply to jackstratton #
Um. Guess whose visiting my office this week? The married British exec who fingered me a month ago. Oh dear. #
Guess where Brit-who-fingered-me is sitting? In cubicle right behind me. Oh muthafuckin' dear. #
Coworkers saying stuff like "don't get ur knickers in twist" to British thumber. Yea, that HR harassment training really worked #
#McSpanky told his receptionist to page him when I call him at work. And…she actually did. I feel like VIP – I bypassed his voicemail #
So #McSpanky gets paged and takes time from hectic day so I can talk to him…abt the groceries I bought from Whole Foods. Ha. #

Monday, November 2nd, 2009

I start this morning as an official resident of #McSpanky's apt. The utilities have even been put in my name #
#McSpanky packed my stuff and went up + down 5 flights of old, narrow stairs to move all my heavy luggage. He didn't have me lift a finger #
Then, #McSpanky cooked me dinner, a week's worth of lunches (which I forgot to pack, shit!) + let me skip workout this morning #
But after the pampering, he made clear who was in charge: we basically reencted butter scene from "last tango in paris." W/out the butter #
thnx @saynine! Everyone is kinda shocked I moved in w/ #McSpanky so quickly. His friends even thought he was joking when he told 'em… #

Sunday, November 1st, 2009

I actually asked for the belt this morning from #McSpanky. First, 5 strokes. Then 5 more. Who am I? #
Forgot 2mention wat happened yesterday: it involves me being erotically choked while being forced to watch the mirror of me getting fucked #
Moving into #McSpanky's apt. 2day. He's totally fine abt it. Me, I'm hyperventilating. He's never seen me freak out like this. #
Why am I freaking out? Unlike most boys – who start of gung ho and lose steam – #McSpanky gets more kind and attentive everyday #
There is some1 dressed as anime-esque panda, sitting by bull statue in Finance District. Church bells ringing. Am I in quasi-Murakami film? #
When moving, one must b ruthless about stuff – throw away shitloads and feel disgusted at how much we buy but never/rarely use #