• Basically spent whole night talking abt sex to Chinese girls. Oh, and pimped out #MrWords to a girl. #
• I'm looking for running shoes. Cause i wanna start jogging. Aliens have obviously overtaken my body. Or i'm still drunk. #
• Sister emailed me to ask wat legging size i wear. I told her "american apparel XS" She's skeptical. Damn, have my thighs gone outta control? #
• Ooh. Just found forum on http://3fatchicks.com/forum. These leggings ripping, my sis' comments, #McSpanky's comments – i should lose weight #
• I feel embarassed that I'm whining abt my weight. I'm 5'2", 135lbs, crying that I'm not 98lbs. Annoyed that i care so much abt skinniness #
• At connollyks w/japanese coworkers. I'm smashed on vodka drinks. The japanese appreciate my lush habits. #
• So much alcohol, if i smoke cigar i will combust. Shiieeeet #
• Srsly drunkity drunk. I need to STOP living like frat boy. too much alcohol. #
• @CorsetNCardigan u kno u're compatible if u don't argue in the kitchen! It's like driving: if u can survive road trip, marry that person in reply to CorsetNCardigan #
• @maymaym touche! I am so used to writing in double entendres that I "forgot" what pulling chicken really means… in reply to maymaym #
• @jenn85 @CTK1 ladies, I've been getting sweet sweet lovin' and otherwise been occupied with drunken debauchery. I totally need to catch up.. in reply to jenn85 #
• @SarannaDeWylde I've been having waaaaay too many shots. Like, my eyes r puffy from all the goddamn liquor. Must slow down, lest I get ugly! in reply to SarannaDeWylde #
• @barineau the Chinese girls I was talking sex with? They're crazy cute. Yea, it was a guuuuuuud night. in reply to barineau #
• every tuesday at superdive – $25 all-u-can drink champagne, served by midget pirates! @CorsetNCardigan #
• @CTK1 omg, I wanna know Leslie & the LY's! Her sweaters r kickin like kung fu! http://www.myspace.com/lesliehall in reply to CTK1 #
• according to the AMA, for my height and small bone structure – I should be btwn 98-120lbs. I'm technically overweight @calamusroot. Weird! #
• I like thick thighs, big asses, and curvy hips on other girls @writingdirty. The girls in Smooth magazine make me pant http://bit.ly/3ke8vL #
• I like jiggly bits on other girls @GooseLives. When a girl in heels walks and her badonakadunk and lady lumps go up'n'down – YUMZ! #
• @CorsetNCardigan if I go to superdive on Tuesdays again – I will certainly let u kno! in reply to CorsetNCardigan #
• decided to go home w/out cigar @ibosmiley. btw, I hear that flavored hookahs will soon be banned in NYC. Depressed; I love strawberry hookah #
• well, u kno I'm a fan of ur ass @wendyblackheart! White girls who have asses u can perch a drink on? How can that be anything but AWESOME?! #
• u're my idol @avaamnesia. When a guy straddles my face, I get instant gag reflex. I need to practice with cucumber or something. #
• ooh @wendyblackheart – do I sense field trip to a hookah bar soon? Kinky peeps sucking on an Alice-in-Wonderland contraption = way too hot #
• #McSpanky called to say good nite. I complain abt him, but then he does really sweet considerate stuff that makes me all melt-y. Damn him! #
• just checked out http://kateharding.net/, based on ur rec @MajaMajaMaja. Great, great stuff about weight and other "girl" issues. Thnx! #
• Koreans invested in being very thin @MajaMajaMaja. In USA, I'm normal/slim. In Seoul, strangers come up 2me and tell me2 lose weight. #
• @kwanzer um, my Japanaese co-workers may be throwing karaoke on Friday… #
• hey @CTK1 – weren't u supposed to be in NYC? Like, now? I've been waiting to have sexy time with you for MONTHS. Stop giving me blue balls! #

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• I kno he's baffled by my moodiness. I kno he's distressed by my high drama. But he tries. So why isn't that enuff? That he tries? #
• Yesterday, he put a handful of huge, mexican peppermints in my pocket. He said: "have 1 when u're sad. And remember i care abt u." #
• He also snuck up behind me+grabbed my hair+ made me open mouth+put peppermint in. Then he put hand over my mouth, like he was kidnapping me. #
• Gearing up to go to Gama (korean drinking place in st. Marks) and get tipsy on watermelon soju w/a writer friend. #
• So excitd to get tipsy w/my girls. Times like this, i wish i was100% unentangled. #
• Totally re-falling in love w/east village. Staten island is mini-getaway, but i don't trust a NY island that doesn't do good sushi… #
• Oh sweet jesus, YES: Happy hour at Gama – 2 for 1 martinis, $3 kamikaze shots, $5 sweet tea shots. #
• Hey cute nyc boys: come to superdive on ave a, btwn 12th + 13th. And save me and my friends from the non-cute ones #
• I guess there r perks to having a partner. But man, i feel like my balls were slowly chopped up into nothingness. #
• Midget pirates pouring champagne! Oh my!! #
• Cigars and oban 14 ye at brandy library. Oh yeah. #
• Drinking with @writingdirty + @gooselives #
• @toguoguo in da house! #

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• #McSpanky and I had our 2nd fight ever. It was over food. Actually, our 1st fight was also over food. Two foodies = food fights #
• RT @EssinEm OMFG! You can get a vulva necklace designed to match YOUR vulva!!! WANT SO BAD! http://bit.ly/14vHtt (via @britisshameless) #
• actually, #McSpanky and I argued about the seltzer water, @CorsetNCardigan. I'm going on record and saying he can b a kitchen Nazi >:( #
• @writingdirty you won't even let her chop up stuff? #McSpanky has me doing inane, elementary stuff so I feel useful. Like – pulling chicken in reply to writingdirty #

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• Staten island ferry is dead in water. I'm running more than 45min late. I coulda spent more time cuddling w/ #McSpanky this morning *sigh* #
• One of hallmarks of civilization: large, lumbering, massive inefficiencies. #
• I cringe when i hear parents curse in front of kids. Is the staten island ferry malfunction really worth verbally traumatizing ur babies? #
• After expressing my feelings of unhappiness, he is making me dinner 2nite. Why do I feel as if I held knife 2his neck 2get some stir fry? #
• Me: "I'm in the midst of an existentialistic crisis." #McSpanky: "that is so adorable!" (he was totally sincere, btw) #
• I was so happy being celibate + single. Why did I corrupt the awesome formula w/sex + relationships? My flesh is weak. My ego – needy. #
• Only jesus or some sort of male deity deserves my devotion. They lift me up. Mortal men drain me. (Isn't there Christian pop song abt this?) #
• Omg. #McSpanky cooked me a gourmet, 3course seafood meal. So impressed #

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• I don't wanna sound surely i must not b only girl who needs empty bathroom 2do #2. Otherwise, i can't relax. Freud would have field day w/me #

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• To those who missed it: #McSpanky and I have known each other in the biblical sense since Oct. 10 (few days ahead of schedule) #
• @writingdirty u're in the hospital? *hugs* which one and how long will u b there? if my health permits, I will try to visit… in reply to writingdirty #
• @00Syd join the "sick-as-a-dog" club! I've missed 2 days of work thus far and #McSpanky had to undress me last nite – I was shaking w/fever in reply to 00Syd #
• @wilhelminawang something that helps immediately make u feel more on top of stuff: make ur bed very neatly+dress up like u're going on date in reply to wilhelminawang #
• too sick last nite to take hard spanking with hairbrush and belt. I was bent over, holding ankles – coughing, snot about to drip to floor. #
• plus – feverish skin hurts like a muthafucka when spanked. I almost passed out from pain. And he's spanked me WAAAAAY harder before. #
• My initial post abt the #McSpanky schtuppin: http://bit.ly/vGvb4, @AliceSinAerie. However, the follow-up: http://bit.ly/2XCOQF. #
• @taka_chan thnx hun! I do feel like every1 + their moms is coming down w/illness. Wash ur hands regularly! in reply to taka_chan #

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• wanna kno ultimate truth of universe? http://bit.ly/9fY7m (courtesy of uber-spiritual-advisor @sladeroberson). Don't say I didn't warn u #
• usually, I'd go2 work with this cold. But, due to H1N1 paranoia, I would probably b sent home. So I don't get paid 2day. Fuck, fuckity fuck! #
• @PRCog @josh_sternberg I use "sycophant" when I want 2insult someone passive aggressively. Cause "muthflippin' suck up" isn't professional in reply to PRCog #
• @DavidGallaher I need me some NyQuil as well. But I started making chicken soup from scratch and I need to keep an eye on it. damn. in reply to DavidGallaher #
• @writingdirty fuck! totally forgot about CV! U need to tell me abt wat u learned abt afterplay. in reply to writingdirty #
• I've basically given up @SarahFrantz. My sexy time will have to start coming from another, consistent source. Kinda excited abt that, tho #
• @MiaOnTop @calamusroot I had the steak + eggs brunch w/side of sausage at Cafeteria & Bloody Mary. Big portions for pretty good price! in reply to MiaOnTop #
• ha @tilda, that pic is so cute in twisted way! http://bit.ly/31pjQV Saw a lot of bikers over the weekend in downtown NYC. Biker chicks rock #
• I've been ill and volunteered (!) to do 6 hrs of laundry yesterday for #McSpanky. I feel like poster child for "doormat" @goodnighthorse #
• @audaciaray I'm gonna write today too! Me staying home from work w/cold has its perks… in reply to audaciaray #
• in twist of events, this morn I told him "no sexy time" @AliceSinAerie (not that he was on me or anything). I'm mentally worn out. Not good #
• Getting in writing mood by reconnecting w/jr high goth me. The Cure "Just Like Heaven" ? http://blip.fm/~erspt #
• @SabrinaMorgan hey pretty lady, do you have any fave websites to order vintage garter belts and nylons? #
• #McSpanky's bday was 2day. Just finished having his bday dinner. Food kinda sucked. Good convo tho. #

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• well, much like Bush on Iraq @siniful @SarahFrantz, I said "mission complete" and realized that the war is still going on. Bummer. #McSpanky #

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• Great MSA spanking party. Was spanked by 5 boys + 2 girls. Oh, and I spanked a girl. My hand hurts. #
• Oh, btw: regarding #McSpanky…MISSION ACCOMPLISHED. Yes, wait was totally worth it. #
• About to eat brunch at Cafeteria on 7th ave + 17th. I'm supposed 2b doing housewife-y duties. But fuck it. #
• My palms r actually chapped from spanking a girl last nite. She's fast becoming one of my fave spanking partners #

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• @writingdirty the hitler mustache has become very thin and short. I might as well wax it off, but I keep it for psychological reasons! in reply to writingdirty #
• @MiaOnTop I love all the good 'ol MSG in pho! in reply to MiaOnTop #

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