• Spanking party 2nite was delightful. I spanked 2 girls. My hand is sore… #
• #McSpanky and I tag team spanked a girl. He and I kissed each other while we both also fingered her hot pussy. It was very romantic #
• Last nite schtuppin: he licked my pussy like it was melting ice cream cone. Then held my wrists. I pleaded 4him 2 not treat me like slut #

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• Recap of last nite's schtuppin: "please daddy, don't fuck me. Don't make me cum. I don't want to cum!" as I struggle underneath #McSpanky… #
• …He holds my wrists down+I cum. He says: "get on ur stomach"+keeps fucking me so hard i have2 push hands against wall not2get squished… #
• …Later, as we're both falling asleep, he lets me use vibrator as he slips 2 fingers inside me. When I cum, he murmurs "good girl" #
• Organized a fun little spanking soiree 2nite. 3 girls incl. me, 2 boys. #McSpanky requested I wear my goth schoolgirl outfit (his fave) #
• Sometimes, i'm tempted to leave the boys out and hold a female-only spanking party. Boys inflict pain. Girls inflict pleasure. #
• Sending stern txts to a girl I'm spanking later 2nite. She's being sassy. I think a good spanking will cure her of that *smile* #

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• I have barely checked email…Haven't checked my @ on Twitter…b/c i've spent all my time having sex w/ #McSpanky #
• FUCK! Simian Mobile Disco is playing Webster Hall 2morrow. Same nite as a spanking party I've organized (thus, can't blow off) SHIIIIIIT!!! #
• The economy has finally forced me 2do something I've never done before: move in w/a bf. Yep, I'll b living in #McSpanky's apt. by mid-Nov #
• Me: "all i wanted was to have sex w/u. How did we end up in intense relationship?" #McSpanky: "u should've been more careful wat u wish for" #
• #McSpanky is watching world series at a bar…While i sit nxt to him and ask questions like "wats an inning?" #
• I do plan on starting a spanking blog @CTK1. #McSpanky's idea! #
• @AliceSinAerie @00Syd @AgeVitam NaNoWriMo must be accomplished this year! I plan on not having a social life during November… in reply to AliceSinAerie #
• @SarannaDeWylde #McSpanky suddenly turned sex fiend on me. And me likey. Hubba hubba! in reply to SarannaDeWylde #
• Coming from a primarily domme experience, I was shocked that I would beg #McSpanky to "make it hurt" @AliceSinAerie. Yes, I BEGGED!! #
• I get good and sore in all the right places, two times a day now @SarahFrantz. It's pretty fucking rad. I should tell my mom. #
• @CorsetNCardigan my sister teased me that I am about to join the "bridge + tunnel" crew by moving to Staten Island. in reply to CorsetNCardigan #

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• Just had the hottest schtuppin' of my life. #McSpanky – wowee. #
• There is something abt hearing morning rain tap against the window, while a man looks softly in ur eyes and says: "I own u. All of u." #
• There's also something abt getting fucked so hard ur hair gets tangled like birds nest, while begging "please daddy, make it hurt" #
• holy shit – so kick ass: Jason @Polan is attempting to draw every person in NYC. Yes, incl. me + u: http://bit.ly/ASQa2 (via @MUGuide) #

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• Anyone else doing NaNoWriMo (http://nanowrimo.org)? it'll be my 1st time – zoinks! #
• I ate 2lbs (they weighed it) of lamb curry for lunch and i'm still full as hell. #

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• Instead of getting my morning schtupping, doggie style by #McSpanky right now…I am on my way to the gym. Eesh. #

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• At mexican restaurant in staten island. I'm drinkin strawberry jarritos for the 1st time… #
• Omg. I'm at costco in staten island. Is this my life or did i get my ball cut off? #
• Costco – too overwhelming. Shopping cart traffic jams. Must escape! Buying bulk is so…AAAAAAH! #
• Wow. Some interviewer from NY Times just interviewed #McSpanky abt politics. #
• Me: "wow, u never used filler words like 'um' during ur interview." #McSpanky: "i went2 parochial school. They'd beat u 4 wasting words." #

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• Oh wow. #McSpanky asked me to officially b his gf. #
• I thought I already was his gf. Oops. #

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• B/c I now manage (i.e. clean+organize+shop) #McSpanky's household, he had to call me 2ask where something in his own apt was located #
• Hm. Some feminists will prob have a problem with me doing housewife-y duties for a man who spanks me + dominates me sexually #
• I feel like momentum/inertia takes over a new relationship @CorsetNCardigan. Don't see them for while, previous single life comes back… #
• #McSpanky told me he misses me. This is 1st time he's said such things to me. I almost tripped over Chinatown garbage due to shock. #
• I believe #McSpanky when he says he misses me. He actually called me twice 2day. For a man whose usually as stoic as slab of granite – wow #
• I've had some feminist friends (usually older women) who seemed really disturbed by my sexual and domestic submission @grownbybasille #
• @00Syd oh fuck! My equivalent to your hair curler – If I forgot to pack my salux washcloth, I'd basically freak out to tears in reply to 00Syd #
• My feminist friends r afraid I'll become Stepford wife @onelifetaketwo. Me – I want to bake a pie in heels and a frilly apron <– fuck yea! #
• @grownbybasille if u create a "this is what feminist looks like" apron…I WILL BUY! in reply to grownbybasille #
• Gym session was surprisingly enjoyable. I think i just looking at myself on all the shiny surfaces. Trainer (Cyrus) was cool as hell #
• Trainer helped me Trainer: (helping me stretch on massage table) "get on stomach, put ur hands on back" … #
• …Then, um, my "training" w/#McSpanky kicks in… #
• Trainer: (stunned at my position) "so, Ms. Koo…seems like someone's been over a cop car hood b4." (I was in perfect "'cuff me" position) #
• (wat i wanted to tell trainer): "well i HAVE been in trouble…in #McSpanky's bed…" #
• Going to gym this morning = my thighs already feel sleeker. So wat if it was 1st time+i didn't even sweat. I'm placebo effect w/limbs #
• Karaoke w/japanese! #
• I'm 'bout to bust out Heart's "alone" i love me some power ballads #
• I fucked it up. #
• Oh cream puffs. Please make out with my tongue. #
• When lyrics of "smells like teen spirit" are read carefully – they make no fucking sense. "a mulatto an albino a mosquito my libido" ??? #
• The rain melts leaves in2 nyc sidewalk. Lesves look like soggy cardboard. Grungy gorgeous. #

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• I am sooo down for hookah party at ur place @misscalico. Which sounds a lot like "hooker" party. Which can be fun too. @wendyblackheart? #
• I've had family members take away my plate of food and say, "don't eat so much, u're too big" @MajaMajaMaja. I was 24 yrs old and a size 6. #
• what's unfortunate is that now food is my best friend @MajaMajaMaja. Unlike family, It doesn't judge me. It comforts me and loves me #
• I was going2 surprise #McSpanky w/tickets to artist's sketch night at Bodies Exhibit http://bit.ly/4kkK3V on Monday. But… #
• …Just realized how bullying/controlling sucha (surprise) gift would b. Respecting him as artist, I should consult w/him 1st. #
• Jesus. I'm narcissistic gift giver. It's abt me= "giver extraordinaire" Me="nicest girl in world." It's abt making me look good. ME ME ME. #
• Omfg. I actually bought athletic shoes at Jack Rabbit in union sq. They recorded me running on treadmill b4 rec'ing Mizuno Riders sneakers #
• Holy fuckity fuck. I actually signed up for personal training session. 2morrow at 7am. At Tribeca Health + Fitness. I'm totally bonkers! #
• Am i ready to forgo my slacker identity? Am i ready to *gasp* wear Adidas track suits? #
• Maybe I can rock the Sporty Spice circa 1997 look? Kinda similar 2 how I dressed as raver in high school, minus my glitter + wallet-on-chain #
• Hellz yea! Just saw one of those "cars that bounce in Dr. Dre/Snoop Dogg videos from 1990's." Around City Hall. Complete w/audacious rims! #
• #McSpanky had to call + assure me that i would (probably) not die from working out at gym. I think he's telling me truth. #
• @MajaMajaMaja u're the 2nd person who told me to check out @mollycrabapple – Dr. Sketchy's looks really intriguing… in reply to MajaMajaMaja #
• @ShellyKramer so, I guess dressing like modern-day Jersey mafioso is out. No track suits for me… in reply to ShellyKramer #
• @writingdirty I believe #McSpanky gets his wooden brushes for spanking from antique stores. You should ask him. in reply to writingdirty #
• over-the-knee spanking+making out = jesus loves me, @writingdirty. #
• I haven't seen #McSpanky since Monday. Yet it feels like it's been years. As if Staten Island was some sort of hazy dream/alt. universe #

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