• Singing along with Bon Jovi's "always" in deli. My #koreanxbf always sang this in karaoke -which reminds me. I haven't been in a while #
• Male co-worker made me a "SHUT YER PIE HOLE!" picket sign to hold up when he talks too loudly at his cubicle. I gotta regulate. #
• Sitting nxt to young, hip mom w/3 young-but-incredibly-well-behaved sons. Now i wanna pop me out some babies! #
• @romanticrope I smell a field trip to sing karaoke… in reply to romanticrope #
• friend and family always doubt my taste in men. They brainwash me. Then I start to doubt. And now the "oh-fuck-my-life!" kvetching begins #
• Just spent 2 hours being interrogated by sister+her bf. Under harsh lights of their Hells Kitchen apt. Now I'm 2nd guessing my love life #
• @writingdirty do you still need a Google Wave invite? DM me which email address to send it to <– ooh, ended sentence w/preposition, yuck! in reply to writingdirty #
• I actually just activated a Google Wave acct and I still don't know exactly wat it is @wendyblackheart. Watching info video now… #
• @00Syd Google Wave says "invites won't be sent out immediately. We have a lot of stamps to lick." Is this ok? #
• @wendyblackheart I can send u Google Wave invite but it won't get to you immediately, according to website. If u still want, DM me ur gmail in reply to wendyblackheart #

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• Working in japanese company has culinary perks – coworkers sent me gama tamago cake (sesame egg cake) from tokyo. Asian desserts kick ass #
• Yowza. Really want to go to Chopsticks NY and have may chan ramen http://bit.ly/Y9DP0. Crab, clam, pork toppings – yum! (via @muguide) #
• Darkly sexual, detailed, brilliant: Japanese artist Takato Yamamoto's drawings http://bit.ly/ZLDDO (via @juxtapoz_mag) #
• Controversy: did i, or did i NOT, share my goma tamago cake? Some people say i should share the bounty #
• Fuck 'em! I don't share my pie, and i don't share my cake! Don't even try to touch! I will CUT you!!! #
• I just totally blew the spot of a coworker. Who claimed I shared my cake with him. Again, I DON'T SHARE CAKE! He had to be put in his place. #
• Omg. The greatest Yelp review EVER from peter d. (on his food coma from peter luger steakhouse): http://bit.ly/4zHc6D #
• U kno wat? Only 1 guy has ever taken me to a nice steakhouse (Outback does NOT count). Wtf? Do i not deserve to get clogged arteries?! #
• no moving to London for me @BRKyle, at least for now. But I am getting that itch to live in Europe…Berlin, perhaps? #
• @viviane212 Never been to Ippuda. I usually eat ramen at menkui-tei. Is Ippuda delish? in reply to viviane212 #
• @swtgal_92 as a very wise sage once said many moons ago: "no kitty, it's MY pot pie!" and "you will respect mah AUTHORITAH!" in reply to swtgal_92 #
• Wow, if I get bawdy, ribald, bodice-ripping fun in London @goodnighthorse, then what I am I doing living like a (well, bad) nun in NYC????? #
• @romanticrope I'm buying #MrWords a meal in Koreatown so I can't go see Inglorious Bastards w/u guys. But let's do fun group activity soon! in reply to romanticrope #
• @Rikakulon ooh, is this Oldboy as in the Korean film? Korean New Wave cinema is sooooo bomb diggety. in reply to Rikakulon #
• RT @evilkalman @Comixace: Women 'cannot keep a secret for longer than 47 hours' http://bit.ly/JxYcq #
• RT @Bodhipaksa RT @johntunger: artists read this RT @amandapalmer "why i am not afraid to take yr money" http://bit.ly/blog092909 #

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• I didn't even spank the girl yesterday for long, and my wrist still hurts like a muthafucka #
• Occupational hazard of regular spankers = carpal tunnel syndrome. (i'm totally talking outta my ass right now) #
• Wow. I was just informally offered a job transfer to the London office. Now my mind is spinning… #
• @naughty_neko meet up at Pleasure Salon ? Oh hell yea, let's go! in reply to naughty_neko #
• I usually go to wonjo for Korean BBQ @deanlee7272…any special reason why you like madangsui? And what would u recommend? #
• this time, "spank the girl" literally means "there was a separate carbon based female life form whose buttocks I smacked,"@Nobilis! #
• I would go to London @BRKyle, but it was very informal offer and it would mean I'd be locked into corporate world. Not conducive 2my writing #
• u both received awesome compliments; now I feel inadequate @romanticrope @writingdirty. I only get comments on having big ass for small girl #
• @kwanzer I think I deleted info on my Friendster AND MySpace a few months back (so google would cache empty page). And then I deleted them in reply to kwanzer #
• So glad Ralf Hutter turned into a robot and started wearing suit+tie @KeepWerking. Kraftwerk as hippies scares me: http://tinyurl.com/5bvzhq #
• sis just sent me this Bloc Party music [VIDEO]: http://bit.ly/5Su7a + [LYRICS] http://bit.ly/1WN3IV. My heart is trembling with memories #
• You never "get over" it. I look in the mirror and the new eyes that look back at me are like those levees in New Orleans – ready to bust. #
• RT @properfilth email from @SarannaDeWylde, said "Forgiving Exit Wounds" http://bit.ly/hRe5 is "badass surreal story that was just… Fuck!" #
• AWESOME! @SarannaDeWylde emailed me that she's my new "fangirl" after reading http://bit.ly/hRe5. I wanna give her wet kisses! #
• bought this schoolgirl outfit: http://bit.ly/1qobtO for Paddles/OTK spanking night this Saturday. I'll wear more modest top, though… #
• Just when i start getting used to sleeping in the quiet of Staten Island – I come back to my noisy manhattan apt. #

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• Sitting on floor of staten island ferry. #McSpanky is laying on my lap, my jacket over his eyes. Fuck, i'm TIRED #
• Something really juicy happened 2nite, but i sold my rights to discuss it for half an eggroll. I was hungry, dammit! #
• I'm gonna spank a girl 2day. Actually going to pick her up right now. Yipee! #

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• Staten island ferry filled with business casual chinese peeps. Did some Beijing travel agency decide to cut sightseeing costs? #
• observing the ipod blarin dancin' by teenagers of the SI ferry. they're shakin to saccharine, pedestrian christina milian-esque pop music #
• I'm ready to get outta this brooklyn party and eat korean bbq on 32nd street. #
• At party in brooklyn. Dogs who get high. Wheeee! (i just drank lots of vodka) #
• So @lmontalvan and @thequayofian in da house #
• Chalk hill chardonnay 2006 white wine is awesome for those who usually dislike white wine #

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• Sushi snobs + purists – UO Sushi on 151 Rivington (where i went last nite) has some of the best sushi i've had in NYC. Fresh, no nonsense #
• UO sushi has good size, FRESH uni (sea urchin) for $8. U can't beat that w/baseball bat. God, i *lurve* sea urchin #
• Uni (sea urchin) + toro (fatty tuna) + hot sake = jesus brings heaven to earth. #
• Male coworkers sending me pics from the drunk debauchery i'm missing right now. Wine, wine everywhere. #
• My other (boy-scout of a) male coworker telling me "good thing u didn't go to drunken debauchery. U'd b a lamb going in horny wolves' den" #
• Just superglued my loose shoe soles on a bench on west broadway. I'm creative problem solver. not ghetto, i swear (er, i think) #
• My mom called to nag me about vitamin d: "u have to take it to avoid swine flu. Google it!" #
• at bachelorette party. 2 friends, who met #McSpanky at UO sushi, r gushing abt how HAWT he is. yep, he lives up to #HottieMcSpanky name #
• I had a pigeon poop on my pigtails, @melaniezoey, right before I went to spanking party http://bit.ly/CaYdD #
• @OneGirlsLife @swtgal_92 @naughty_neko all y'all need to put in one extra orgasm per session. And virtually send that O to me. I'm…starvin in reply to OneGirlsLife #
• @naughty_neko I had uni/toro/sake at UO sushi on 151 rivington. We should go – it's fresh, cozy, and delish! in reply to naughty_neko #
• I was only female invited to the wine debauchery earlier @writingdirty. Too bad I didn't show up – *I* was supposed to b the boob pictures #
• @AliceSinAerie "Excessive romantical fucking," eh?! I'm stealin' that phrase! in reply to AliceSinAerie #
• RT @GuyKawasaki Twitter version of the story of creation http://om.ly/IxOf #
• RT @nikisnotes Eco-Style Watch! Gorgeous 'eco-cuffs' via @JerseyGrl61 http://bit.ly/cxRGk [SOOOO my style. I'm all about wooden bracelets] #

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• @PRCog I prefer all the hedonistic/bad4u stuff to be going on at once. Overwhelm me. in reply to PRCog #
• I'm sleep deprived for a week. I'm sex deprived for like a month. Suddenly, my life looks like bleak and unfulfilled. #
• What the FUCK am I doing? I'm sex-deprived. To the point where I can't even sleep anymore because of all this nervous energy #
• I feel like a alley cat whose been put in a beige kennel inside a beige room filled with beige furniture. Panic. #
• I'm a taken woman, so no man can help me @ibosmiley. But times like this, I wonder if being domesticated is a good idea… #
• *sigh* @CTK1, I'm not allowed to use a vibrator without permission. My orgasms are limited to maybe once a week? I'm ready to cry. #
• I'm craving plain 'ol vanilla sex right now. Triple scoop, please. #
• Domesticated = I obey whatever my man tells me, @ibosmiley. But am I truly obedient…or am I just "playing" obedient? #
• holy shit @CTK1, the song ur listening to is exactly what I need to happen. Right now. In my bed (or against wall) http://blip.fm/~du89v #
• I'm having a tough time being obedient, @Mollena. I feel compulsion to be defiant. Constantly. Any tips? #
• I feel obedience is like me doing calculus, @ibosmiley – yea, I suppose I could learn it. But it would take a lot of blood, sweat, tears. #
• I have zero desire to stray from my man, @ibosmiley. Which makes my life harder. I want him, only him – but wanting him causes me to suffer #
• please @CTK1, come to NYC and finally have sex with me. Before my genitals atrophy from lack of orgasm-exercise… #
• @ibosmiley I'm just a huge complainer/drama queen. I need to chill da fooook out. in reply to ibosmiley #
• @Mollena hmm…I should ask him. I should communicate. But I have the communication skills of a 13yr old boy. I like to avoid. in reply to Mollena #
• Bummed. Planned 2morrow on skipping out work early for a booze fest with equally delinquent coworkers. But i'm too ill >:( #
• I may even have to skip the bachelorette party 2morrow night. Argh! #
• So my plans to spend 2morrow drinking shamelessly, from 2pm – midnite, wine, whiskey, beer…have been thwarted. God is cruel. #
• Hmm. The Brit just emailed me. Seems like some of my co-workers r keeping tabs on my social life for him. #
• Male coworkers determined 2help me make it2 drinking debauchery 2morrow – just gave me Japanese medicine. The kind that's illegal in USA #
• Maybe this illness is blessing in disguise. Drunken debauchery usually = i get into trouble. And get on a random, good-looking boy #
• Attending the soft opening of my friend's new sushi restaurant (UO Sushi) on lower east side. Sushi + spanking 2nite. #
• Wearing teensy polka dotted mini-skirt. Even tho my thighs have definitely spread since 2 weeks ago. Fuck it. Sushi is diet food. #

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• @Rikakulon whose ur friend? I know #McSpanky knows the lead girl (who wrote the play in reply to Rikakulon #
• @CTK1 omg – Joan Jett! *drool* get the haircut! rock it, girl! : http://is.gd/3BX6a in reply to CTK1 #
• Wrote 421 words of discipline spanking story. Just setting up the scene. Haven't written anything in a while, so I feel…awkward #
• I feel I should be sippin' whiskey and smoking some skinny cigarette and ashing all over a typewriter. Like a proper writer. #
• Instead, I'm coughing like I've gots the swine flu and picking at the dead skin on my pinky toe. I personify glamour+mystique. #

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• @misscalico mmm…whiskey in reply to misscalico #
• wat I'm bringing to #McSpanky's apt 2morrow: 1 bag of sex toys and lingerie + 1 bag of stuff from Bed, Bath and Beyond. #
• my conundrum: how much of my burgeoning relationship w/ #McSpanky should I divulge? #
• on one hand, part of my artistic expression is based on oversharing my personal life #
• on the other hand, #McSpanky and I already had a row about my tendency to let everything hang out like a hernia from hell #
• Great article (by @hugoschwyzer) abt why guys' cheatin' behavior and justifications is LAME-O: http://bit.ly/gKwfy #
• Just saw well dressed (very nice jeans + black t-shirt), older European gentleman blinged out in a huge, fuck off yellow diamond necklace #
• About to watch "sex and the holy land" at SoHo playhouse with #McSpanky. #

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• @nikolasco we only had 3-secs of anal b/c it was pretty painful. I'm definitely starting anal training this week… in reply to nikolasco #
• I was laying in bed. He said, "I can see your parachute line." As in, my tampon string. I have NO game / feminine mystique w/ #McSpanky #
• #McSpanky packed me nutritious breakfast +lunch. Everyone now: aawww, how CUTE! He wants us 2b healthy. Me, i wanna fit in2 thigh high boots #
• Just spoke to #MrWords on phone about #McSpanky + my writing. Well, *gushed* is more accurate 2 describe how I communicated about #McSpanky #
• 6 weeks ago, I was rollin' round #MrWords' bed . Now, i speak to him as a sempai #
• 6 weeks ago, was indifferent abt fuckin. Figured my orgasming w/boys was crack talk. 2day ago, #McSpanky fingered me to (yet another) climax #
• My pt: everything can change in 6 goddamn weeks. Jesus. #
• amen @naughty_neko! 6 weeks ago I was convinced I would always top from bottom. Now, I'm full out SUBMISSIVE w/ #McSpanky. Never say never! #
• when change is meant 2b+good for u, it's fucking easy peasy @CorsetNCardigan. Everything falls in2 place like perfectly choreographed ballet #
• @wendyblackheart wat? u have bf now? wat? spill the beans, woman! In glorious technicolor! in reply to wendyblackheart #
• @debaucheddiva holy moly – I'm not active on Twitter for a few days and I come back and ur boobs look even more homina homina! YOWZA! in reply to debaucheddiva #
• @wilhelminawang best tip anyone gave me about speaking and voice tone/pitch: emulate Oprah. in reply to wilhelminawang #
• Damn, @markwschaefer's blog article just gave smack down to 1/2 of peeps on Twitter – & rightfully so! http://bit.ly/UGYa9 (via @DannyBrown) #
• @DannyBrown if by good u mean "having huge orgasms and getting spanked like a naughty girl and lovin' it," then yes, my life is great. You? in reply to DannyBrown #

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