• U kno wat i had for dinner last nite? A bottle of Stella. Eeesh. #
• "my ultimate sexual fantasy is to have Patrick Stewart call me a whore" ~ @rikakulon at CV #
• @siniful I have to say – Patrick Stewart is quite studly. in reply to siniful #
• @maymaym conversation that flows at @ConversioVirium is so tweetable. Bite size pervy goodness! in reply to maymaym #
• so, I accidentally said "muthafucka" tonite. And that means I'm gonna get spanked with the paddle. Four times. #
• I was instructed sit on edge of my bed & for 5 min, think about when I was naked, bent over, and he paddled me. I'll be disciplined on Fri. #
• I think he wants me to remember the pain and humiliation. Instead, when he told me this (as we're walking down street), I instantly got wet #
• @mysummerbeard oops, sent txt to wrong place! in reply to mysummerbeard #

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• Watching #HottieMcSpanky eat tacos. Adorable! #
• It's fun 2tease my gentleman that "hypothetically if we were havin sex, i would [very explicit act]. But we're not. I respect ur boundaries" #
• #HottieMcSpanky making me most awesome brunch EVER. As in, I'm ready to take off my panties and force him down on the ground awesome. #
• Had a kitchen-floor picnic brunch. Then kitchen-floor breast molestation. Then kitchen-floor spanking. Then kitchen-floor finger boom boom #
• Ok, now I need to learn how to cook or bake. I wanna be *gasp* domestic and super sugar+spice+everything nice for #HottieMcSpanky #
• Amazing artist in City Hall Park U the creates cityscapes using knives on canvas #
• I'm walking around downtown Manhattan with my hair and dress all askew. I look like i rolled around on kitchen floor…oh, i guess i did! #
• @writingdirty kinda sad to see you packed up. Good memories in that apt… in reply to writingdirty #
• @audaciaray I'm sure you looked HAWT in that purple leopard print bikini! I have yet to put on my peach ruffle bikini this summer… #
• RT @mistygirlph paint in water never looked so cool http://ow.ly/nldK [looks like colorful A-bomb aftermaths] #
• when #HottieMcSpanky leaves his suit jacket open – he has a Bobby Kennedy vibe to him. And that's almost too much hawtness for me. *swoon* #
• @calamusroot go to Angel's Share – some of the best drinks in town: http://bit.ly/1Y3vP. in reply to calamusroot #
• @wilhelminawang I have same issue w/ #MrWords – it's like the stars have to perfectly aligned for us to meet each other in reply to wilhelminawang #

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• RT @misscalico: HBB = the mythical "hot bi babe", aka "unicorn". See also: "Tracking the Unicorn" http://bit.ly/1YItHy [LOL!] #
• @misscalico u deserve to be the girlfriend and then bring in the goshdarn unicorn! Or – get w/a guy who doesn't want 3somes, period in reply to misscalico #
• @misscalico wait, I don't know any guy who doesn't want 3somes. So nix that part (btw – I'm trying to bring in unicorn @CTK1 into my mix!) #
• Feelin' all warm+fuzzy b/c my gentleman & I were invited as a unit (!) to a spanking play date w/another male-female unit. #
• I would totally do this spanking play date – as a switch. Sure, spank me, but I wanna spank the other girl AND the boys as well. #
• playing w/ #HottieMcSpanky is turning out to be super-duper-GOLDEN @ibosmiley! It sure helps when two people share a hobby, no? #
• IME, (2 girls+1 guy) work best when the two girls are the 3some instigators @misscalico. I only offer 3somes to boys who don't ask/hesitate #
• 3somes feel sleazy when the guy is constantly pushing for it @DooneyStudio. It becomes all about him. And that's squishin' annoying #
• Today, I offered my gentleman a 3some w/another girl @DooneyStudio. He seemed "watever" about it. And now I REALLY want to have 3some w/him! #
• Ready to have brunch and get sloshed w/my sis and cuz. Well – I'm gettin' sloshed by 12:20 and they'll watch w/disapproval and amusement #
• Starting w/peach+pomegranate bellini. Cuz says "this place (The Stanton Social) has almost as large drink menu as food menu." WIN #

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• Well, i didn't sleep in my bed. >:) #
• Oh, and i finally orgasmed with another person. Once last nite. Once this morning. #
• My ass is covered in spanking bruises – from spoon, paddle, belt, bare hand. I was screaming so he gagged me with my panties #
• He was still too gentlemanly to schtup me – but spooning while sleeping is even better. *gleeful giggle* #
• Last nite, he bought me ice cream as we walked to the waterfront by the stadium. And we watched fireworks. He put his arms around me #
• OUCHIE! Just sat down in work chair. OW OW OW OW! #
• Best compliment from #HottieMcSpanky – he told me: "u have a large behind for a skinny girl." yipee! #
• I'm cutting down on the swearing for #HottieMcSpanky @pantherapardus. He don't likey. Yes, I'm kinda whipped! #
• I absolutely MUST find a way to use tomfoolery, son of a monkey, and BUGGER in my non-swearing-ness @cunningminx @VoniaPerna @dpcwollmann! #
• holy duck @calamusroot…it IS much cuter to use that instead of f***k. Sweetly geeky + nerdy. Now I'm hungry. Goshdarnit! #
• @AshleyEngelman thank you so much for the kind words! Makes being a 'ho worth it! in reply to AshleyEngelman #
• I've been using a lot of more British phrases like piss off, sod off and bollocks @goodnighthorse @Reiver01US. But I sound really dorky #
• don't encourage my swearing @goodnighthorse! If I continue, #HottieMcSpanky won't schtup me for another year or so. And I'll EXPLODE #
• my 1st impression of Staten Island is great – b/c of the fireworks and ice cream and orgasms @romanticrope. Hurrah to SI! #
• ROFL! @Mollena threatened to tag me #WorldsWorstPirate if I became seasick on the Staten Island Ferry. Fortunately, I can keep my sea cred #
• @romanticrope I did get great view of the Statue of Liberty this morning on Staten Island Ferry back2 Manhattan. That ferry is relaxing. in reply to romanticrope #
• my spank'n'orgasm-y nite was so fun, I barely caught 3 hrs of shut eye. I've never been so happily exhausted! @thinkp1nk @MiaOnTop @kadaf1 #
• I like how sore mon derriere feels the day after getting spanked @BRKyle @Nobilis. The same way I like the sting after a Brazilian wax! #
• #HottieMcSpanky for da MUTHA-SQUISHIN' WIN @CorsetNCardigan! *cheerleader pom poms!!* #
• Suffice to say that I'm now on a mission to get schtupped ASAP by my gentleman friend @stacycat. #
• I think a good spanking first gets me primed for an orgasm @AliceSinAerie. Holy macaroni – I feel as tho I lost my V-card in a magical way! #
• RT @booksbelow @ZuDfunck: Magical Standing Broom Stuns Alabama Town [VIDEO] http://bit.ly/JNHfj [this is soooo @theonion - esque] #
• @AliceSinAerie fashion from that 18th century Mozart period is my absolute FAVE! Esp. how the men dressed. Delish! in reply to AliceSinAerie #
• @CTK1 yes! get some sweet, sweet lovin' ASAP! in reply to CTK1 #
• @booksbelow that broom story reminds me of how some Japanese towns r so "slow" that a vandalized mailbox is the year's top news story in reply to booksbelow #
• RT @AliceSinAerie I think a first orgasm with a partner is more special than technical loss of virginity [I'm tellin this to my future kids] #
• @CTK1 you MUST give me details of ur hot zoom zoom time 2morrow! Email it to me in every technicolor glory! in reply to CTK1 #
• @CTK1 I'm ready to take a shower and SLEEP. I have a girl's day/night out all 2morrow. And I'm tuckered out from those dreamy O's… in reply to CTK1 #
• @wendyblackheart bring it to the next CV and show it off in person! http://bit.ly/lN1oA in reply to wendyblackheart #
• I'm so out of it! I just found @wendyblackheart 's http://www.asktheassbandit.com and now I'm kicking' myself for not reading it earlier #
• At CV, we def. need to talk about assbanditry @wendyblackheart – 'cause mine needs to be trained and ready for a certain gentleman friend… #
• Hello, lovely vibrator – come to mama. Don't worry, mama won't forget u, even if certain hottie boy makes gives mama a banana #
• my vibrator+I have reconnected @mysummerbeard. It was a bit awkward at first, having been apart for more than 24hrs. But we made it thru #
• RT @MBtheREMIX @ODARA112 @LowKeyUHTN @PhillyCustoms: Jay-Z On Bill Maher [Live Stream]: http://bit.ly/15sE4O #
• I think I've found my next spanking party outfit: http://bit.ly/jAgF5 Yep, I'm going for the ultimate jailbait look #
• round 2 w/my neglected vibrator. This time, experimented w/doggie style position. Oh, how I wish a certain gentleman friend was here now… #

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• My new mantra(s): "Patience, grasshopper. Patience" and "it puts the lotion on its skin" #
• I'm craving: vosges bacon chocolate bar between two toasted belgian waffles, smothered in gourmet, burnt-as-fuck-on-outside marshmallows #
• Instead, i go downstairs to eat a salad. Someone start playing a mid-size violin for me. #
• Oh shit. I was trying really hard to reduce cursing. But it's as if Cartman lives inside my goddamn lizard brain. #
• That's it! NO MORE SWEARING FOR ME! The f-word will b replaced by "squish." #
• other replacement words: "goshdarnit" "shittake (as in the mushroom)" "h-e-double hockey stick" and "lick my sugarlumps" #
• Oh my gosh. I feel like ants r crawling under my skin. All b/c I can't curse. I'm in pain, y'all. *trembling like delicate lotus flower* #
• Cousin and i decided: if she wins mega millions lottery, we're going to space, bitches! On Virgin Galactic! #
• Better late than never: going to get some more of that red-ass action right now. And – i happen 2b wearin' the "thumbing" knickers. #
• My 1st time on the Staten Island ferry. Will i get seasick? I just ate huge meal at Jane (on W. Houston) #
• Staten island ferry is a very relaxing ride. Is there a tanning deck somewhere? #
• Staten island ferry safety info is also in korean! Must b lots of koreans in this joint #

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• RT @CTK1 new GUEST BLOG http://is.gd/2yUfd The text is a little small (tee hee @MissIve) But do COMMENT! Thank you! #
• for me, Miles Davis is a great place to start listening to jazz w/out getting lost @siniful. Wat say u @nikolasco? #
• If I wore jeans, I'd def. try these http://bit.ly/xZ5XK. Roomy in ass. Snug in waist (via @wilhelminawang). #
• Mom forced me 2go to kindergarten in osh kosh jeans overalls @carnivalesq. I arrived late, in tears. And I have avoided jeans ever since #
• I'd only wear jeans if I had to go mining for gold @CorsetNCardigan. Otherwise, they feel like sandpaper on my legs. I like skirts. #
• I don't look good in pants @carnivalesq – someone once told me I am shaped like a cello. Skirts are far more flattering on me. #
• I love other people in jeans @VoniaPerna. But I'd cry more if forced to wear 'em vs. get spanked really, really hard. Je *DESPISE* le jeans #
• totally agree @atattooedtale, Miles Davis' Kind of Blue is WOW. It's like he's having a lazy Sunday convo w/u, while gazing out at rain… #
• after all the spanking this weekend @carnivalesq, I wish my cello shape had more oomph at the bottom. I need more ass padding! #
• I believe that if the shirt covers ur muff – it's street legal enuff @CorsetNCardigan #
• I was going to go to sleep and then I remembered how lousy my blow job skills have become and now I'm alert in a rather depressed way. #
• infrequent blowjob giving = ur jaw gets weak. Can't maintain kung fu grip of death. Maybe I should start sucking on popsicles more often. #
• Yeah Yeah Yeah's playing at Music Hall of Williamsburg on 9/29!. I so want Karen O.'s wardrobe. http://bit.ly/Gyh5V #
• Just had Korean kalbi taco (YUM!) from @thekrave and now my breath EVIL. Afraid to open my mouth and exterminate coworkers w/garlic breath #
• I yawned and office plants near me wilted. Zoinks! My breath needs emergency intervention of springtime freshness. #
• Stage 1 to neutralize killer breath: Just popped in 6 pieces of Orbitz gum. But still feel that garlic zing in back of tongue. I'm so fucked #
• In other news: blew huge bubble with thse 6 pieces of gum. Coworkers shaking their head as i try to get gum outta my hair (messy bubble pop) #
• Almost dozed off in work meeting. Wish i had tiny Asian slits for eyes so no one would have known i was sleeping #
• I'm so going to dorkbot-nyc on Sept. 2! http://bit.ly/h4W9A Digitizing ur kiss through magnet and headset? Sooo bomb diggety! #
• oi vey, you're right @romanticrope; no kung fu death grip for blow jobs. Don't want anything to fall off. #
• oh SNAP! Hipsters, geeks, jazz fanatics & cool cats: 8-bit tribute to Miles Davis' "Kind of Blue" http://kindofbloop.com (thnx @nikolasco) #

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• Hm. If someone I really wanna schtup is being a total gentleman and NOT schtupin' me – I better start wearing sluttier clothes #
• I think nerves on my ass have died. Despite additional spanking+belting last nite (albeit "gentle"), my butt feels totally un-sore #
• I'm poking where i kno all the bruises r on my butt and i feel NADA. Pedestrians r trying not to stare at my methodical self-groping #
• The greatest "keep off grass" sign ever. I shed a tear: http://bit.ly/3SHjMM. (via @BBC news) #
• Haha! Took off jacket,now peeps r staring @ marks on my arm. They prob think i'm heroin user. If they only knew it's from BDSM furniture… #
• Someone told me I swear too much. Esp. for a girl. And that it's not attractive. Is it true? Should I cut that shit down? #
• I consider my love of whiskey, tobacco, cursing, going to strip clubs and potty humour to be ladylike behavior @siniful. hahaha! #
• In response to my "do I swear to much?" dilemma, @goodnighthorsesays, "fuck no! swearing is verbal caviar." #
• so @malene_chica advises me that "If U've got extra slut-gears, don't save them." And I agree. Micro mini skirts FTW #
• I think most efficient path is to let my ass hang out+have it convince him that schtuppin' ASAP is great idea @BRKyle #
• kink brings out the greedy biatch in me @romanticrope. I want to be spanked again NOW. And 'cause I'm not gettin it right now, I'm all pouty #
• I feel I need MORE of a badonkadonk @KeepWerking. A size 10 ass. But then I'd look like a spoon. #

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• my ass has morphed from bright red to the start of black-n-blue. We're talking MASSIVE area of bruises. Holy moly. #
• thing is, b/c it was my 1st time, I think the boys were "gentle" when spanking me @wilhelminawang. And still my ass looks totally fucked! #
• Ouchie. Sitting on a hard subway seat. #
• My uterus feels like it's being pinched by a gazillion steroid-infested scorpion tails. Ow ow ow! I wanna rip it out! #
• Despite sore ass and a crazy uterus – i'm overwhelmed by desire to get spanked again. Oi vey. #
• I'm such an incorrigible 'ho. Just sent a txt msg suggesting kinky private activites 2nite to…*my lips r sealed* #

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• Spanking party was success. My ass is covered in angry red marks, bruises. #HottieMcSpanky took pics of the damage. #
• My left arm is speckled wdark bruises. #HottieSpanky took me2 Padddles (empty, b/c of Floating World). Interesting things happened #
• Sorry, but as #HottieMcSpanky is quite private – I won't share too many details. But suffice to say – it was total WIN #
• My cousin thought the mole on my leg was a bug. So she smacked it really hard. Hilarious! #
• Guess who called? To make sure my ass is ok? #HottieMcSpanky. Was so excited 2get call, I was doing the flashdance move in restaurant chair #
• I'm a HUGE FAN of spanking now @siniful. At the time, it hurts like muthafuckin' hell. But the marks and aftercare = totally worth it+more #
• tell me if u wanna see pics of my red, spanked ass @wilhelminawang. You kno I'll send any and all naked pics to u. #
• An overly long dick feels like he's stabbing my cervix @siniful, so I tend to prefer thick. But mainly, I like polite dick. #
• I'm stumped RT @mollena Pondering if man can still regard his behaviour towards u as "Gentlemanly" once he's put his peepee into your mouth #

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• Spent all night dancing w/hot chinese girl. We hate flirting. Just wanna dance. #
• Lots of white boys at hiro. Can we say yellow fever? Then again, damn, so many hot asian girls. I can't blame 'em. #
• Yipee! #HottieMcSpanky called. We're having dinner first. He has such cute voice. #
• So drunkity drunk drunk. I need to stop hedonisic ways. #
• BC powder+orange juice+water, tip from @mollena to avoid being hung over. Shiet, I have booty call at noon, I need my energy #
• shieeet @misscalico, we r def. drinkin' whiskey 2gether. Give me a time and place and I'll show up w/my alcoholic liver! #
• I had shitloads of macallan 12yr whiskey, @carnivalesq. Smooooooth. But I always prefer Johnny walker blue, on the rocks. #
• my coworkers r fucking animals @psyche212. I love 'em to death! Drinkin', bein' politically incorrect, sexually harassing each other. WIN! #
• damn @siniful – people who work in finance work hard and fucking PLAY hard. If u're a girl who can drink – u're invited to all the parties #
• I'm the biggest perv of my coworkers @DooneyStudio. I had balloon cock between my boobs, on my lips. Shiet – even strangers took fotos! #
• finance guys r fucking alpha male chauvinists @writingdirty. Fortunately, I find 'em amusing. We're doing an all-day drunkfest in late Sept #
• Korean boys under age 25 r fucking HAWT @pantherapardus. Tall (avg height is 5'11''), broad shoulders. Good size cocks, too #
• I'm beyond hedonism @atattooedtale. I think I'm a pleasure slut. #
• today is spanking party. *JUMPING UP AND DOWN!!* My ass is a-gonna be like Rudolph's nose #
• I know lots of Asian girls who r allergic to alcohol @siniful – strangely enough, not many Korean girls though. #
• By far the thickest dick I've had belonged to a Korean boy @siniful. I almost dislocated my jaw, giving him a blow job #
• first, I have to get a demi-booty call at noon today (different guy than #HottieMcSpanky) @saynine. Today is busy! #
• thanks @CorsetNCardigan for Happy SpankDay wishes! #HottieMcSpanky and I r meeting up for dinner beforehand, so I'm doubly excited! #
• LOL @goodnighthorse, I think I kno wat "Lang may his lum reek" means but it sounds like a hygiene issue as well! #
• RT @malene_chica eatin dried goji berries taste xactly like lickin sweaty scrotum. U should stop but keep goin cause u hope it'll b good 4u #
• RT @mistygirlph 15 Inspirational Package Designs Using Type http://ow.ly/kWEw [my fave: the water in carton] #
• My ass is…Hurtin #

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