• RT @goodnighthorse there’s something just wrong about goths on a beach (if I were goth, beach and golf course would be anathema)
  be anathema)
• RT @GuyKawasaki Via http://trkk.us/t/?52535 Bacon stuffed waffle: http://trkk.us/t/?52536 (can one get enough bacon? Ha. Never)
  be anathema)
• Mr. Words sent me a very kawaii email (!!). Now I’m all giddy. <3 BIG CRUSH <3
  be anathema)
• message from a KOREAN submissive boy on #fetlife! Always so happy to see/meet kinky Asians – it’s like being greeted by a plate of bacon
  be anathema)
• I know waaay too much about Cavs + other boy stuff, no thnx to @brianspaeth. Dude – will you please allow me to remain an ignorant GIRL?
  be anathema)
• RT @wilhelminawang: LOL. “Single Asians” http://bit.ly/R3Ze3  I don’t fit the stereotype at all, but I can appreciate it (ha, me too!)
  be anathema)
• @wilhelminawang ooh, will you have a post up about first lesbian experience? I wanna read…
  be anathema)
• Listening to CD a jazz-fanatic co-worker burned for me. As jazz newbie, the best I can do is listen on repeat until I finally “get it”
  be anathema)
• RT @GooseLives: my cool exterior belies fact that his groan upon finding freshly bare pussy is on constant 10-second loop in my head (HOT!)
  be anathema)
• RT @Dhrumil: “Emotion by itself is not unhappiness. Emotion + story =unhappiness. You cannot be unhappy without unhappy story” Eckhart Tolle
  be anathema)
• Speaking of Jamaicans – I *lurve* the food @Mollena @Babecakes! There is this place in Flatbush – @kwanzer and I’ve been there couple times
  be anathema)
• gay Finnish ex-bf has not called – this is so typical. He’s probably having a bf meltdown or sex in a public bathroom.
  be anathema)
• Well i guess it’s time for delish wah fung food and buff chinese boy watching at park. Life is cruel.
  be anathema)
• Just saw some guy in sequin vest! It was so tacky it rocked. And he wore it with zero irony. Dang.

• Francis Bacon in da house.
• Bacon famously claimed that his work: “the paint comes across dirctly onto the nervous system.”
• “painting” (1946) by Bacon is grotesquely fucktastic. Beef carcass, bones, and a monster with yellow flower in pocket!?
• Bacon wanted to paint a screaming grimacing mouth like “Monet painted a sunset” That quote just stabbed my superego to death.
• Bacon’s “three studies for a crucifixion” (1962) made me wanna vomit in the best way possible. Mad respect for making me sick.
• Dogs on upper east side are better groomed than me. I need an owner.
• If i were dog I’d be an overfed maltese living with slightly senile woman who takes pics of me in ridiculous dog costumes on Halloween
• In Mr. Words’ apt. He asked me to stay + fell asleep with arms around me.
• Unsure why I feel such intense melancholy. Mr. Words has certainly gone out of way 2b ridonkulously sweet.
• Ugh, what is my problem? I should be sleeping next to him. He WANTS me next to him. Instead I sit by window, fully dressed, ready to run.
• But he looks so adorable in slumber. I really want to stay. Obviously I have massive intimacy issues.
• When a man ignores me, it feels familiar. But when he is sincerely kind, like Mr. Words, I feel like my heart is an infinite sob echo
• Ok. Get undressed. Go back to bed. Be NORMAL, for once. Don’t be such a baby. He won’t bite. He’s very very nice, in fact.
• Ok. Now naked + in bed. But he’s sprawled out and I’m ready to fall off edge. I’m suppressing giggles as I consider irony
• Mr. Words and I had dumplings for breakfast. He showed me a novel way to sauce ‘em up, inside and out.
• @goodnighthorse touché! btw – I want pics of ur ink. puh-puh-puh-please…
• Mr. Words is off to see his sons. I’m back in safety of my apt. Rhetorical question: did I just create drama for myself?
• American Apparel on E. Houston is having cash-only rummage sale today and tomorrow. I’d go but I have enuff hipster-esque drama in my head.
• @EssinEm those moose sure are loose. baw-chika-waw-waw
• Ooh, I love “Sex in the City” so thnx @sladeroberson!
• My roommate is watching her new baby niece, Paige. OMG – baby is SO cute! ????! My biological clock just started going bananas.
• babies have this way of breathing that sounds like they’re sighing about a daydream. We were all once babies, too…
• Francis Bacon exhibit just about gave me a most outstanding brain hemorrhage @goodnighthorse. I want to go back again before it closes…

•  I love drinking with writers. The instructor nodded approvingly at my booziness. “koreans are irish of asia” he said. So true!
  So true!
• Drunkity drunk drunk. And some big black dude named romeo wanted my number as i walk by in my loadedness. Ha.
  So true!
• Construction workers just whistled at me. Like, old fashioned kind of whistle. Dude this is so like out of a rita hayworth movie!
  So true!
• Walking down bowery. Drunk assholes everywhere! Oh wait, i’m drunk asshole too.
  So true!
• ok. must get sober ASAP and write my screenplay. Quick orgasm may do the trick.
  So true!
• btw someone still needs to tell me where I can get this stewardess outfit. No one has seen it in a fetish/sex website? http://bit.ly/21LZwf
  So true!
• oh no @viviane212, bunch of classmates were sharing their gettin’-mugged-in-NYC stories yesterday. Are the pre-Guiliani days coming back?!
  So true!
• RT @GuyKawasaki Via http://trkk.us/t/?48908 Mysterious Murakami novel subject of intense speculation, huge orders http://trkk.us/t/?48909
  So true!
• RT @writingdirty my take on Sex 2.0 http://writingdirty.com/?p=467 (great recap – what a conference!)
  So true!
• co-worker is recanting an epic stand-off with a garden-wrecking chipmunk. This is the BEST story ever.
  So true!
• RT @andysowards RT @gfranks The Beauty Of Urban Decay. http://bit.ly/9r7xX (my fave is from picaddict – the reclining statue)
  So true!
•  just had a discussion with a male co-worker about how men are like blooming cherry tree. According to the Japanese, anyways.
  So true!
• well @GaltsGhost – Japanese believe that young man’s beauty is like cherry blossom – stunning at its prime but ultimately ephemeral
  So true!
• *kisses* to @whoopieschool
  So true!
• Hot DAYAM, these pink stockings rock sooo hard it fucking hurts. *ow! ow!* Dear God: please reincarnate me as cotton-candy colored alien #fb
  So true!
• Just walked around office, handing out chocolates. I shoulda been airline stewardess – at least I’d be en route to Berlin.
  So true!
• I have 2 co-workers with whom I communicate 96.5% of time via winks, blinks + nods. No words. Never had a single misunderstanding. *nod*
  So true!
• only reason why I know about world news: I *lurve* Rick Sanchez of CNN. He kinda sorta bitch slapped fmr. Congressman Tom DeLay just now.
  So true!
• my screenplay mate just bailed on me! But I’m too nice to shake my fist at him.
  So true!
• But the bail out means: I get to meet up with Mr. Words (that sweet boy I hooked up with on Monday) earlier than expected. *claps hands!*
  So true!
• …or not. He won’t be back until closer to 11pm. Now I have 4 free hours. What to do, what to do…
  So true!
• I feel an inexplicable need to go to Francis Bacon exhibit tonight: http://bit.ly/14xHI (via @NYArtBeat) Museum open til 9pm today+tomorrow
  in da house.
• Francis Bacon in da house.
  in da house.
• Bacon famously claimed that his work: “the paint comes across dirctly onto the nervous system.”
  in da house.
• “painting” (1946) by Bacon is grotesquely fucktastic. Beef carcass, bones, and a monster with yellow flower in pocket!?
  in da house.
• Bacon wanted to paint a screaming grimacing mouth like “Monet painted a sunset” That quote just stabbed my superego to death.
  in da house.
• Bacon’s “three studies for a crucifixion” (1962) made me wanna vomit in the best way possible. Mad respect for making me sick.
  in da house.
• Francis Bacon exhibit just about gave me a most outstanding brain hemorrhage @goodnighthorse. I want to go back again before it closes…
  in da house.
• Dogs on upper east side are better groomed than me. I need an owner.
  in da house.
• If i were dog I’d be an overfed maltese living with slightly senile woman who takes pics of me in ridiculous dog costumes on Halloween

• RT @Mollena Only in SF would you find a Communist board game in the local independently-owned coffee shop. http://twitgoo.com/bt4g #
  you find a
• RT @brianspaeth Inside my heart is another smaller heart that powers my main heart. They both love you #liesgirlstell (wait, this is considered a lie?) #

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• colleague/friend from my Tokyo days just sent me Facebook message. My eyes have turned all liquid (I think I was shower head in past life) #
  days
• my ‘lil sister just asked me to stop writing perv-y stuff online – post about my slippery panties traumatized her. Oops + my bad + tee hee! #
  days
• Black hipsters on lower east side are doing that kid n play flat top hair with massive “mama said knock u out” gold chains. Tight. #
  days
• so you’re not a dookie chain fan huh, @kwanzer. #
  days
• um, I wanna read your demented, perv-y Alice in Wonderland story @writingdirty! #
  days
• I totally WORSHIP No Doubt @EssinEm! I even wore silver sticker on my forehead, trying to cop Gwen’s style #
  days
• fuck. I just got RICK ROLLED. In May 2009. I feel flat out lame-o. #
  days
• Is it weird that I kinda like the pain from a brazilian wax? #
  days
• check out the masturbation impossible link in @EssinEm’s newest blog post (featuring @sequoiaredd): http://tinyurl.com/p9c3e5 #
  days
• u go totally sphinx for your brazilian bikini wax @GooseLives? I like to leave a little landing strip. #

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• Sweet boy told me he tried to hit on me before but I didn’t noticed. Now I’m worried – wat other guys have I unintentionally not noticed? #
  but I didn’t
• btw I’m now fan of #identica (used w/twhirl). My posts are mine 4eva! No whale nonsense! Highly rec every1 check it out: http://identi.ca #
  but I didn’t
• thnx to @maymaym for introducing me to #identica and steering me to very helpful !newbies group. #
  but I didn’t
• My apt. seems to be mecca for #mice. Maybe they enjoy air conditioning as much as I do? If I die of meningitis, u know why. I should move. #
  but I didn’t
• RT @GuyKawasaki: Via http://trkk.us/t/?47018 How the Obamas are changing White House art http://trkk.us/t/?47019 (HURRAH!) #
  but I didn’t
• It’s confirmed: I’m presenting at #nerdnite on July 10. About Korean pop music. Suh-WEEEET! #fb #
  but I didn’t
• My gay Finnish ex-bf from high school just called – he’s flying into NYC on Sunday. I’m mentally preparing myself for imminent debauchery… #
  but I didn’t
• oh fuckity fuck. Avalanche of work. I can’t make @planetmidori’s “art of female dominance” tonight. And I even wore extra cute outfit. #
  but I didn’t
• Best thing about working with male engineers and foreigners – I can make an appointment for a brazilian and they think it’s for a restaurant #
  but I didn’t
• Instead of sleeping, I am hyperventilating over this bloody screenplay due Friday. Index cards do not a screenplay make. Paper bag – QUICK! #
  but I didn’t
• Oh, and I have a short story promised to my writing workshop group. Due Thursday. Double hyperventilation. #

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• RT @Booooooom photos by Hans Nostdahl. Oslo, Norway. http://tinyurl.com/op8nkw (happy-but-not-cheesy slice-of-life pics…my fave kinds) #
  Hans Nostdahl
• Sex workers + Craigslist + Twitter … @thebrandbuilder’s comment on a @threadless T-shirt http://tr.im/mkzb (via @KrisColvin) #
  Hans Nostdahl
• I must be in-the-closet Luddite – ’cause I need to print out stories / write pen-on-paper / use good ‘ol flashcards – for this screenplay #
  Hans Nostdahl
• RT @francesamerikey @noelbellen @grapplica: How to Write a Social Media Press Release — @copyblogger http://ff.im/-3evyJ #
  Hans Nostdahl
• word’o'day from @jackmurnighan’s bit on Pushkin. Weltschmerz: sentimental melancholy based on fact that fantasy >reality http://bit.ly/jowN1 #
  Hans Nostdahl
• people say that getting up at 10am is “late” Me, getting up before noon is “early as fuck” Hence, I am up early. On work holiday. Weird. #fb #
  Hans Nostdahl
• I’m so going to @planetmidori’s “Midori’s Art of Feminine Dominance” tomorrow: http://bit.ly/fwN4W. Who else? @viviane212? #
  Hans Nostdahl
• time to go to my secret garden in NYC to write. (I think only @goodnighthorse know where it is – and he’s in Scotland!) #
  Hans Nostdahl
• First I must dance to this song in my room. Then I go to my secret garden. Chemistry “Point of No Return” ? http://blip.fm/~70dhz #
  Hans Nostdahl
• Omg! Buff shirtless asian boys playing handball in chinatown. They r ferocious. ‘hood hawt. #
  Hans Nostdahl
• Ok, first I had to watch shirtless boys while eating my $2.50 pork/chicken from wah fung. Now finally ready to go to secret garden. #
  Hans Nostdahl
• Oh wait. Just noticed one of boys is white with faux hawk and cock diesel body. Need to observe little longer and verify my revelation… #
  Hans Nostdahl
• Oof, see some hawt latino and black boys as well. It’s like UN gathering of gleaming, under-20yrs old male Adonis’. #
  Hans Nostdahl
• *crying in joy* roses of all colors have bloomed in my secret garden. How does life get better than this? #
  Hans Nostdahl
• Put my nose into a rose the color of my cheeks in december snowstorm. It smelled like a glass of sweetened green tea. #fb #
  Hans Nostdahl
• Unexpected hardcore makeout session with sweet guy. My panties feel slippery. #

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• these YouTube videos of J-Pop and K-Pop girl bands are seriously overstimulating my fragile little brain. #
  are seriously
• RT @properfilth: Only death by lipgloss can stop @avatarkoo from putting up 1st ebook on 6.9 (June 9). The date is just too cheeky to miss #
  are seriously
• isn’t Ouran High School Host Club the bomb diggety, @wilhelminawang?! One of my fave manga/anime. RT-ing ur link: http://bit.ly/FnFJ5 #
  are seriously
• It takes me 8+ min to wash face b/c I painstakingly exfoliate every sq. inch. Just an FYI while I go now + strip off layer of dead #skin #
  are seriously
• did u piss off Shirley Manson during her Angelfish days, @goodnighthorse? Were u a concert promoter during ur wild youth? #
  are seriously
• RT @annticipation Great new profile pic4 @avatarkoo w/new haircut. No dear, u absolutely don’t look 12 yrs old. http://bit.ly/1W4I12 (smile) #
  are seriously
• Getting ready for dimsum with “honorary Asian” buddies: @writingdirty (+ his girl, can’t wait to meet her) and Mischa #
  are seriously
• After great afternoon chillin’ w/@writingdirty, Michelle + Mischa – I sit in my fave garden to get some writing done. #
  are seriously
• Feel so lucky that I meet/am surrounded by brainiacs, geeks, freaks, and fierce peeps. #
  are seriously
• At @bluestockings checking out “pride and prejudice and zombies” #
  are seriously
• I have come to profound acceptance, after browsing @bluestockings books – i know little/nothing of non-mainstream culture. #
  are seriously
• Owning entire Kraftwerk discography does not an alternative culture saavy make. #
  are seriously
• Said brief hello to @kimmiecakes and Jeffrey at @bluestockings. Wish sky would make up mind: rain or no? #
  are seriously
• all I know about Noam Chomsky, @CTK1: I was supposed to read him in college but I was too busy smokin’ the happy smoke #
  are seriously
• via @sladeroberson: moving post about remembering + honoring loved ones who have passed http://bit.ly/10fEA0 (I’m remembering W.) #
  are seriously
• watching digital videos I took of W. back in 2006. This is 1st time I could watch them w/out shattering into a gazillion pieces #
  are seriously
• There was no time/ for good-bye then / so now / we shake hands / water-colored ghost hand / carbon-based palm / bygones / be bygones #
  are seriously
• I’m out of it about 75% of time, so I empathize! Liked ur turquoise skirt, btw. (my fave color!) @kimmiecakes #
  are seriously
• Lightbulb moment: procrastinate (later) by writing @musebin reviews for every single album in my 70GB-of-music collection. #
  are seriously
• considering going to sMack! Fetish party in Club Element, NYC on May 30: http://bit.ly/oqIGm #
  are seriously
• Deeply + viscerally moved by abstract “Beach People I” photos by Eileen Harris: http://bit.ly/1YtlRC (via @CTK1 RT @joegreenz) #
  are seriously
• RT @presentationzen 40 Beautiful Examples of Minimalism in Web Design http://snipurl.com/ipj6m (I ? #3 + #4) #
  are seriously
• it was so rockin’ to meet u too @GooseLives! I’m looking through your sex blog right now: http://wannaplaymariella.blogspot.com/ #

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• RT @ct_kingston RT @brianspaeth Here’s that list of songs I listened to at the gym http://a2a.me/5xH (I just popped my liver laughing) #
  liver laughing
• drinking smoothie: 1 banana, 1 avocado, 16floz coconut milk, 16floz coconut water, 2 free-roam eggs, 1TBSP raw honey. Big writing day ahead. #
  liver laughing
• pic of my new haircut (shorter, w/more layers) and my fave necklace. I love ethnic jewelry…http://bit.ly/1W4I12 #
  liver laughing
• There is some store called “yellow fever” on bowery + stanton. With a female mannequin masturbating in windowfront. Eh… #fb #
  liver laughing
• On chrystie & hester, wah fung offers chicken/pork over rice+ veggies for $2.50 all day. WIN! #fb #
  liver laughing
• Yes, I am staying home tonight. It’s the “responsible-adult-finishing-her-projects-as promised” syndrome #
  liver laughing
• RT @andysowards Garbage – Cherry Lips ? http://blip.fm/~6wzk0 (“Go baby, go go!” One of the best songs EVER to dissolve misanthropic moods) #
  liver laughing
• more research for my screenplay. VIDEO of Japanese girl band ”Naichau Kamo” (Morning Musume)  http://blip.fm/~6x1z1 #
  liver laughing
• omfg @ct_kingston – doing a project together is FUCKING BRILLIANT IDEA! *fans myself with excitement* #
  liver laughing
• Another Morning Musume VIDEO – “Sexy Boy” Tee hee, this is a hella fun screenplay http://blip.fm/~6x3y9 #

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• from Daily Candy – FREE movie screenings at Tribeca Grand Hotel, every Sunday at 6:30. http://bit.ly/QMfH5 #
• from my writing group: “Hemingway said we must write story as if we were to perish in a week.” #fb #
• Applying for TV writing fellowship. Not b/c I expect to make it in – but b/c writing TV script kicks my ass in good way. http://bit.ly/VQ8oP #
• very upset that raw milk is illegal in NYC! A cup of raw milk is extremely nutritious and will kill sugar cravings. #fb #
• reading the Nourishing Gourmet blog. Wholesome, non-processed foods are the bomb diggety: http://bit.ly/vLvnY #
• hey @writingdirty, you don’t happen to know an Amish dairy farmer willing to break the law, do you? in reply to writingdirty #
• I joined the raw milk delivery group, @writingdirty. I feel like I’m buying contraband! in reply to writingdirty #
• oh shit – this article says that my biological clock is fucked. That I should have babies NOW. http://bit.ly/MQTrv #

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