• my apt. turned off heat. So, I use the blow-dryer to keep myself toasty. I’m a fucking genius! #
• co-workers now asking that our next #sudoku competition feature EVIL-level puzzles. This is how #engineers and #math geeks swagger. WERD! #
• Chinatown at night = teen white boys in low rider bikes and backpacks, looking for noodles/MSG fix #
• Ahahaah! The trash guys said: “hey shorty. Jump on our truck.” How can I hate? #

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• still covered in hives. And still superficial – pissed that my legs look swollen in my American Apparel leggings. I have cankles today. #
• Eating indian lunch buffet. Yumz! #
• Indian spices really agree w/me. I can feel the cankles de-flating… #
• Ooh a catholic priest type is digging into his fish curry. Holy man likes it spicy. #
• Why have I never seen a priest eating sushi? #
• Technically I’m Catholic, so I want 2 ask Father to bless my food. But I feel that would be invading his chow time. #
• ex-bf I haven’t spoken to in 3 years IM-ed me. We exchanged :O faces. Aww…my ex-bfs rock (at least the ones who”ll still talk to me) #
• those who want to learn Japanese – http://yesjapan.com is the BEST. The videos are hilarious. George is such a love-able asshole. #
• why can’t I find a similar resource for learning Korean? I wanna get wicked good at my mother tongue. #
• when I eat, I break into painful hives, even on my face! wtf? And my knees start to ache. Ugh, a juice fast seems in order. #
• I look like the Elephant Man! Kinda cool. #
• I wish I had a bf so I can stick my Elephant Man face in his and ask him, “do you think I’m pretty?” #
• now have an accountable-a-buddy for my “Cutie Y.A.Y.” screenplay. I’m tired of being wiggety wack about deadlines. #
• late to the party- just finished reading @chrisguillebeau ‘s ’279 Days.’ Murakami quote on p.27 blew my fragile lil mind http://bit.ly/rBmqs #

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• I woke up with fat-bastard fingers. They’re all pink, too. Like Viennese sausages. I’m totally not joking! This is DISTURBING. #
• Now they’re less pink, but more shiny. Like one of those big, ow-ee undergound zits that takes months to go away. #
• om fucking g – my legs are covered in hives. Looks like some aggressive babies decided to practice boxing on me. #
• Why do men adjust their balls while walking in public. Can’t they duck into Starbucks bathroom like a civilized being? Or use baby powde … #
• About to go to accountant. Part 2 of plan 2b responsible adult. #
• Accountant looks like an ex-bf. But in a good, comfy way. #
• Having raw juice (carrot, beet, celery, cucumber, parsley). I forgot how DELISH these are. No need 4 dinner now. #

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• I sound like a kitten with a malignant hairball stuck in throat. #
• cubicle people : “I think I’m getting used to these Excel formulas” VS.entrepreneurs: “these excel formulas are $^%#$. Lemme outsource.” #
• those lmtd-ed Keren Richter Vans arrived! If u know other stock, pls lemme know + I will buy EVERY last ‘effin pair: http://bitly.com/SmDgC #
• just emailed my sister my dilemma of wearing vs. not wearing the last pair of lmt-ed kicks. Is that dorky? #
• instead of a gym membership – considering getting a rebounder. I want a well-circulated lympathic system, y’all! #
• So windy out. My ghetto fab earrings socked me in my eye. Ow-ee. #
• My face is covered in hives! I look like I washed spider poison. #
• Guys in restaurant nxt 2 me REEK of cigarettes. Hard 2 enjoy food when the air is scented w/eau de ashtray. #
• I remember my relatives made me sing+dance 4 cookies too. But they didn’t have a video camera (thnk god!) http://bit.ly/JVcEf #

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• RT @DooneyStudio What artists inspire musicians? http://tinyurl.com/dz7so3 (Bryan Ferry, Lars of Metallica, Kanye West, Goldfrapp…awesome) #
• My sister wears fisherman hats and sunglasses all yr round to keep out UVA UVB rays. I think she looks like woody allen. #
• Hello soldier on street wearing a beret. (sleek young things who can sniper shoot a moving target and hide out in jungle are so sexy) #
• Men in shorts freak me out. Hairy hobbit legs. Eh. #
• The Liz christy/Bowery-Houston community garden is so bomb diggety. Great place to chill. #
• omg – you guys have to check out @ED_and_ADA. Gross pervert guy + fucked-up girl = a beautiful disaster/love story. Start from the 1st post! #
• RT @ED_and_ADA Ed posted a personal ad in local paper: “Beautiful screaming girl from store, please contact me. Sorry I was masturbating” #
• I’m afraid to start walking around NYC in heels. What if I twist my ankle? Get burning balls (of feet)? Get heel stuck in manhole cover? #

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• Drunk and happily in cab home! #
• Cherry blossoms blooming all over manhattan. Poignant, how ephemeral they are. #
• bad idea to go drinking when I’m still sick. now, I’m very ill. Why do i always use, “Soju isn’t really alcohol for Koreans” excuse? #
• when a bunch of Koreans get together – we don’t bother with karaoke. We go straight for korean BBQ and korean vodka. hellz yea. #
• What the fuck was I thinking? I should barf out the excess alcohol, but NO WAY am I’m throwing up the delicious kalbi and bibim nengmyun! #
• wtf? When pouring myself a glass of H20, I always spill a lot on floor. But pouring in pitch dark – not a drop on the ground. #
• usually, I’d be eating sushi at this time. but now, I’m sitting in bed, coughing out bits of lung. *self-pity party in 5-4-3-2…* #
• my nose is runnin’ with da flu + noweyes match my schnoz, thnx to post-post ironic rap group video from @hipsterrunoff http://bit.ly/FuPao #
• #Eckhart #Tolle says that people are less ego-driven when they ill. So how come I’M talkin’ smack about every1 now (inlcluding Eckhart)? #
• fever + runny nose + cough + lack of food = intolerable meanie/shit-sharter during the #flu. #
• of course, one of my fave band @ofmontreal_fans played 3 shows in Brooklyn until yesterday. When I couldn’t make it. *sniffle sniffle sob* #

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• someone on #FetLife just called me a Japanese wanna-be! I responded by quoting 2LiveCrew. I’m such a shit starter: http://bit.ly/HnBJi #
• first time in 3 days I feel decent enough to go out + eat a real meal. Korean raw beef salad and intestine stew are calling my name… #

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Having a sore throat isn’t fun.

Having a sore back from laying in bed all day isn’t fun.

Having fever…then chills…then more fever…is definitely not fun.

Why this week? I had so much to do this week: visit CPA, go to my class, finish an Excel spreadsheet project at work.

And, oh, WRITE SOMETHING, DAMMIT!

Instead, I’ve spent past 2 days just hanging out on Fetlife and Twitter, complaining and whining. Ugh, hello drama queen.

There is no point to this post, except to document the fact that I indeed had the flu at this time. And ultimtaely, aren’t blog posts merely snapshots of a certain time?

• I’m soooooo sick….and yet I had to update my Twitter. I must be sick in every way. #
• I’m going to see a panel of international graphic novelists on May 2: http://www.pen.org/viewmedia.php/prmMID/3327/prmID/1831 #
• even tho I’m sick enough to stay home…I still put some make-up on. This means I’m not on my deathbed yet. #
• yea, Asian men are fucking hot commodity! http://www.womenforasianmen.com/ #
• I’m so frickin’ bored of having the flu. Been spending hours of #fetlife. Ignoring back pains and sore throat. #
• just weighed myself – I lost 5lbs in less than 2 days. Is it un-PC to say that my thighs look AMAZING, thanks to the flu? #
• I have no one to get food for me – so in all my #flu glamour, I will walk down 5 flights of stairs to buy duck + rice. I hope I don’t barf. #
• I dread laying back down in bed. My back feels like I’ve been carrying 2 big bags of rice. #
• Reading plays of Arthur Nersesian (East Village Tetralogy). I wanna write dialogue the way he does – can I hack his brain? Pretty please? #
• Yes- the Hipster Grifter is a Korean adoptee. And can I be snarky? She’s not even that cute. *meow* http://bit.ly/xuMyq #
• I learned a new phrase today, courtesy @Mollena : “extended club remix orgasms” (i.e. orgasms that last 5 min – 1 hour) I’m ready to party #
• Seriously, do guys fall for girls at bars who send them notes that say: ““I want you to throw a hot dog down my hall” #
• Chinatown Fetish Fortress has some gorgeous Asian girls. If I had bf I’d get him a session with this girl as b-day gift: http://bit.ly/2MFDW #
• it’s $650 for dinner and domination – can the usual Wall Street suspects afford her services in this economy? #
• So, if this Fetish Fortress doesn’t allow sex, why are there pics of the girl’s waxed kitten? http://bit.ly/l8PkI (NSFW!) #twittersex #
• gothic lolitas in NYC who *lurve* Coraline – the musical is coming this summer. Use code CLSM for discount $: http://bit.ly/2pdFU5 #
• free multi-media source for intriguing discussions about kink + sex (great for newbies): http://bit.ly/3WaYU7 (thx @maymaym and @KinkForAll) #
• I WANT THIS OUTFIT! Where can I buy it?! Someone help me find it! Please, please, please! I wanna be a sexy stewardess! http://bit.ly/21LZwf #

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• I spent 15-min to write this letter to my writer’s block. Yea, it’s as maudlin as it sounds but I stick by it! http://bit.ly/iRTlb #
• fans of @trent_reznor – I wanna fuck u like an ANIMAL – And then we can check out the NIN iphone app: http://tinyurl.com/ninaccess #
• in case u were being good and asleep by midnight here’s my latest post about making peace w/that gosh darn writers block http://bit.ly/iRTlb #
• u wanna read 16-pgs of heartwarming, family-friendly fiction I wrote? Just for my tweeps, here is the .pdf : http://bit.ly/n6UqZ #

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